life would be infinitely better if I didn't have to endure an 8 hour shift at work surrounded by the most brainless fucking mutants

TIP FOR CONSERVATIVES: If you are bereft over the gun shooting of Charlie Kirk, just pretend he was a kid in an elementary school, and you will forget about the whole thing within a minute.

The people in the diaper fetish community are shook today... one of their biggest celebrities died...

no offends if this is you but if you're thinking "this is going to make the right do fascism" they're already there. they blew up a boat with 11 people on it for being immigrants. they're kidnapping US citizens and trying to rendition them to Uganda. do you think we're on a trajectory to peace

It’s gonna be so weird watching establishment dems be performatively sadder about this than they were about the colleague and her husband and dog who got shot and killed

Liberal politicians if you are so disturbed just pretend Charlie Kirk was a Palestinian child and you’ll get over it in no time

aliens???? in my jujutsu kaisen????

i got the Switch 2 upgrade for BOTW so i could play Master Mode in crisp HD all i've accomplished so far is dying repeatedly on the Great Plateau but DAMN this game looks GOOD

rip hulk hogan, he will forever be remembered as the reason i say "brother" in a funny way and hopefully that's all we remember

mf at work tried to gaslight me into thinking i made Axl Rose up to fuck with him 💀 sorry broski but he is very much real and he IS coming for you

fellas, is it gay to want to spend time with your friends lol

Hmmmm . . . I wonder how the Minnesota assassin might have had access to a police uniform, a police badge, and a police cruiser. Are we *sure* he was "impersonating" a police officer?

first step to preventing a bad day is to enjoy some chicken tenders after that, do whatever the fuck you want

I hope people realize that if masked and unidentified federal agents move into a community to terrorize it and the local police side with and help the federal agents, then the police are not there to protect you

it was almost a great day until work had to FUCKING RUIN IT

so today: >i got a raise >i got my friend a job at the restaurant i work at >i got a silly stick from chef, for free and to top it off, my closest friend gave me money for Metaphor 😭 such a good day

he screams

Ethan crying out that he's pro-Palestine in the hopes of absolving himself of any guilt, only to be refuted by Ethan himself also saying that being pro-Palestine doesn't absolve you of any guilt. 10/10 crash out, no notes

holy fuck Ethan Klein needs therapy

playing modded REPO w/ @mudkipv2b.bsky.social come say hi! twitch.tv/dcsynapse

as much as I'd like the full context of Ethan's response to the content cop (simply for the sake of being fair), that's 9 hours 9 whole fucking hours "reacting" to a video that's a fraction of that runtime I'd rather spend 9 hours at fucking work, actually being productive

oblivion remake confirmed on a related note, i will be pretty busy for the next year or so...

also reactions to the content cop are how I found out that Destiny is still around, which would be surprising if we didn't have a literal sex pest infestation in our government

it's mind-blowing how people are walking away from the H3 Content Cop and thinking it looks bad for Idubbbz how ignorant and neurotic do you have to be to think Ethan is anywhere close to being in the right? it's astounding

Trump take Nintendo.

Nintendo Switch 2? Looks like you need to switch 2 another console, or better yet, switch 2 a better form of government so that your games, and your eggs don't cost 300 smackers. you've got egg on your face, from when the president smacked you, so face the music. Wii Music.

My Open Letter to Nintendo. Please share ❤️

youtu.be/oJVsNMp_nAU?... I'M SCREAMING

first day without a chef coincidentally, the first time no one has farted in the kitchen in years

i desperately want to shitpost on here but every time i type something out, i re-read it and immediately conclude that what i need is not shitposting what i need is therapy

live now! it's modded lethal company with some truly lethal company come by and hang out as I die 10 seconds after landing twitch.tv/dcsynapse

listening to 72 Seasons again and like someone has got to take that wah pedal away from him, seriously

i think the most fulfilling part of any of my work days is staff meal making food for all of my coworkers to enjoy, and making sure they've all eaten and are ready for service. i like it.

when you meet a businessman you must shake him by the hand when you meet a familyman you must shake him by the hand when you meet the choochooman you must shake him by the hand when you meet the friendlyfellow you must shake him by the hand when you meet a pluggingman you must shake him by the hand

SHOUT OUT TO WOMEN I LOVE WOMEN

in case someone needs to hear this: the main, uniquely numbered final fantasy entries are all new stories with new characters that you do not need knowledge from previous entries to play. you can just play whichever one looks the coolest to you.

Me: “I’m going to be productive today!” Me a few hours later:

big mudkip holds small mudkip

now we wait

sat on the couch to play some Sonic Generations and now I'm being held hostage

oh god i need to upgrade my graphics card, Wilds looks like the Switch version of MK1 😭