If you have to pay $2.8 billion in damages and it doesn’t remotely impact your bottom line or behavior, it wasn’t enough. #ElonMusk

I’m officially way too hot. Fuck this shit. Fuck this weather. Fuck climate change. Fuck climate change deniers. Fuck…

Everyone supporting Platner and excited to vote for him are going to be really shocked shocked I tell you when he turns out to be a Giga-Fetterman.

I feel like I’m reminded over and over again with a new horrible allegation coming out every day the old Zen saying: “If you see the Buddha on the road, kill the Buddha”

I don’t know if The Woke Ginger is redhead but based on his posts he sure doesn’t seem woke

If Spiders-Man isn't in Spider-Man Brand New Day then I'm not interested

The Democrats are so desperate and they know they are so unlikable that they have fake tv presidents emailing me for money now

Sick again for the…sixth? Seventh? Time since August. This really sucks. I just had the flu three weeks ago 😞 It’s exhausting

It is the children who are wrong

My new hero is the person on Steam who posted reviews of Marathon that simply say “marten”. They have four reviews total and they are for the four Marathon games and all they say is “marten”.

This week in Causus Belli: Nuclear weapons that we already supposedly destroyed last year

Watching my delayed recording of the Oscars

Well then welcome to the Streisand effect

let me get this straight. @aaron.bsky.team got so mad he blocked another one of those 'pesky angry women'. he got mad that he was getting dragged for this, and suspended the account. am i getting this right? i think i am because there are many, MANY such cases

I was right just off by five and a half months

I’ve never watched a single second of The Pitt and yet somehow I know exactly how Season 2 is going to end.

Cannot in my 53 years of life remember a time that we had back to back Friday the 13ths months. Anyway happy Friday the 13th. Again!

The whole "AI" industry is just based on the hope that they can deskill people fast enough that they'll have to rent back cognitive support systems. Forever. It's like Uber. Just that they don't try to break existing transportation infrastructures but your brain.

This is not the dunk you think it is.

You do not need to post everything that comes out of your brain when your head is obviously full of rocks.

They are a different species, the ruling class, because they have made themselves so. They have systematically and with groaning pleasure removed the organs where empathy lives. And even if only a tenth of it is true — even if only a hundredth of it is true, it is too much.

Every CEO that runs a company that releases a very obviously terrible for human society feature and then backs off because "we heard the feedback" should be instantly fired and (redacted) into a volcano.

I’m no Five Star Hegseth but it sure feels like we are losing the not-war that we definitely didn’t start

Billionaires. Should. Not. Exist. Period.

I don’t want to panic anyone but I’m on the west coast and I’m pretty sure I just saw an Iranian drone on my balcony what do I do

@jay.bsky.team is stepping down, my thoughts: 1.She banned a lot of good people and hired the worst head of trust and safety possible 2.Showed utter contempt for users with her "waffles" post 3.Buys into AI bullshit 4.Fuck her 5.The next person (a VC apparently) is going to be worse.

This is one of the dumbest things I’ve ever seen a human being say.

Per FDA recommendations I took a bath in beef tallow while snorting cocaine off of the bathtub grout. Can’t tell if it’s helping yet.

With AI here society is going to approach literacy rates rivaling that of the great Roman Empire.

I think a lot of people, especially Big Accounts, on here forget where they are and they are shocked SHOCKED when a bad take or at least very poorly worded mediocre take gets the exact pushback that pretty much anyone on here would expect.

You probably can’t personally stop the war in Iran today. Is there something you can do for your neighbors hiding from ice? For a trans person in Kansas? Any local aid orgs or rapid response networks? Phone banks? Anyone already doing good shit that just needs a hand?

Amazing that Survivor has been on for fifty years.

Will all great Neptune’s ocean flush this mucus from my nose

things every single republican president of your lifetime has done - started a war in the middle east - completely destroyed the economy

Just cancelled HBO Max. I’ll pirate the season finale of Industry. I sincerely hope everyone involved in this merger gets what’s coming to them.

What “mainstream views” motherfucker?

This is the exact type of hypocrisy people are sick of in politics. We need to be honest about who we are and who’s supporting us.

Super flu? More like super F U. Holy mother of pearl I feel so sick.

Bouie has a lot of pull on this website so it’s important to say this: He’s utterly wrong. You can complain about “doomsayers” all you want but with your position you should expect to be critiqued. Frankly, it’s ridiculous that someone who works for the NYT would say this with a straight face. 🧵

When Costco first started showing up in my town I thought “ha this fake ass wannabe Price Club is never gonna succeed”

w.e.b. du bois...

Just wait till they get to the Filioque Clause.

“Punch the monkey” is the most tragic case of nominative determinism I’ve ever seen

Screaming this at the top of my lungs weekly: if you publicly announce that you will “vote for literally any candidate over Trump” you are signaling to the Democratic Party that they don’t need good candidates. And they will lose. Again. Demand. Better. Candidates. if you want to win.

This is for a chrome plugin that supposedly gets cheaper prices on clothes (which I might add…is just Honey)

Every paragraph of this article is more cursed than the previous

This is SO in character for a husky

The whole Democratic Party 2026

You know what would be cool is if someone invented a website that doesn’t run like complete garbage on mobile