How much dick could a sick duck suck if a sick duck could suck dick

When you think about it, topologically a human being is equivalent to a donut. #MathSky #Topology #Math

Has anyone told Francis Fukuyama that history started up again?

For further clarity, 153 Democrats voted yes. So ~73% of Democrats who voted are in lock step with Trump’s agenda.

Gavin Newsom is the Donald Trump of Bill Clintons

We need to pick up this Overton Window and throw it as far as we can. Stop waiting for shit to “be popular” and start advocating for what is transparently right.

First page of the ICE list has trickled in

I don’t know who needs to hear this but ACAB includes Super Fuzz

Broke: Scott Adams Woke: Scott Adamed

Oh cool Fortnite has real money gambling for kids now.

I hope this motherfucker spends eternity burning in hell. Nazi down.

I predict the big twist in Fallout is that we are going to find out that The Ghoul is that Cooper guy we’ve seen in the flashbacks.

I can’t believe they finally legalized protein

I get the optics of a white man (me) whitesplaining Reconstruction to a black man (Bouie) aren’t great but uh, isn’t Reconstruction an example of how you absolutely should NOT give in to the moderates? Like…Reconstruction ended with Dred Scott. Am I missing something?

Maybe the conversation should be about how "moderate Dems" have been nothing but a liability that has cost the party every branch of government and iota of power, and that it's time for them to make accommodations for Progressives or shut up and get the hell out of the way.

ICE cannot be reformed, only abolished. Abolish ICE.

I think what everyone really wants to know is if the FIFA Peace Prize is transferrable.

Oh I get it sort of like how the police, who never kill any innocents, get more training.

I’ve been voting “harm reduction” for decades and it sure seems to me at this point like it just increases the harm. Perhaps the opposition party should try a different strategy if they would actually like to win elections.

Forgive me if this has already been mentioned (I haven’t seen it) but it’s amazing to me that media talks like we suddenly own Venezuela now because we surprise kidnapped its leader. We caught Sadam Hussein in 2003 and yet the Iraq War still went on for another 8 bloody years.

I’m really having trouble squaring the circle here. An ICE agent under federal authority murders a woman in cold blood, is kidnapping people off the streets, and the mayor who claims to be on our side is proud to announce that they’ve arrested 29 protestors. This is unreal.

And amazingly still gets stick drift within a month.

Playing “The Music Never Stopped” and pouring one out 😞

I wonder what the US version of “Swan Lake is on again so something horrible is happening that the government wants to hide” is going to be.

We get one highly curated “No Kings” protest every six months or so then pat ourselves on the backs.

There’s a John Le Carré show starting Tom Hiddleston that I missed the first season of ten years ago that’s about to air a second season? I guess there’s one good thing about 2026

Protestors in Iran are yelling “Death to the Dictator” and I feel like we need a lot more of that energy here.

Listen I saw Dirty Dancing Havana Nights and your little capitalist island paradise is not gonna go how you think, buddy.

Feels like a good time to bring this back

The murderer’s name is Jonathan Ross. www.startribune.com/ice-agent-wh...

national democrats had a lot more to say about charlie kirk than they do about Renee Good, and faster

If Dems aren't throwing fireballs and making this into the biggest story ever, dump all of them. If any piece of shit in office talks about lowering costs instead of "Trump is taking over countries and ice is killing Americans on the street," they're in on it. And let em know if it's your Rep or Sen

Every human being that works for ICE is a terrorist and accomplice to murder. At this point just abolishing ICE isn't enough. Every single person involved in ICE needs to face justice.

If you’re gonna get fired do it by fucking the star employee’s wife and selling benzos to other employees

I feel like Elton John never got enough flak for hastily repurposing “Candle in the Wind” to “Goodbye England’s Rose” when princess Diana died.

Has anyone asked Isabelle how she feels about all this?

I was trying to think who my very skittish and lovable dog reminds me of and I realized it's Bubastis but specifically the version of Bubastis in the "Saturday Morning Watchmen" cartoon

The test I use is to say “Roger Roger”. If they respond with a Star Wars reference they’re a millenial. If they respond with an Airplane! reference then they’re Gen X.

Literally the only true thing the White House has said about this war.

This place is fucking rancid today

Democrats have their “emergency meeting” in ten minutes (which they announced yesterday? I guess not much of an emergency). What I expect from that meeting: -Agree to meet again next week -Come up with cool new fundraising mottos -Condemn Zohran Mamdani -Literally nothing

Honestly I don’t think it’s too late to roll back to 2025. It’s only January 3.

When this all ends, I’m not reconciling or forgiving and forgetting.

I really thought we were past this “if only you voted for Kamala” shit but some people really are stuck in their own fantasy world eternally. It’s like every time Trump does something, “Dearborn” trends. I’ll say it before and I’ll say it again. Demand better candidates instead of blaming “voters”

"The funeral baked meats did coldly furnish forth the marriage tables."

Gen X, the Slacker generation, ran* so Gen Z could walk. You’re welcome. *more like a light trot

At this point I have to assume Drake is actively seeking ways to humiliate himself