This ball injection article making the rounds is making me rethink the whole “production on Mr Belvedere had to be stopped on multiple occasions because Christopher Hewitt, the titular Mr Belvedere, sat on his own balls” story. Was Hewitt ballmaxxing?

Can I say Will Stancil is an asshole? Or is that going to get me another three day suspension? Because he does seem like a huge asshole but like, that’s just my opinion, man.

Just finished the campaign for the new Diablo 4 expansion. That was probably the best storytelling and presentation I’ve seen in any Diablo. So good. Genuinely moving.

Was reading about Diet Coke parties in India and felt all warm and fuzzy until I hit this upsetting passage

so you're telling me a white dude calls for mods to "clean house" of trans people, furries, and leftists he doesn't like, the head moderator of the website likes a bunch of his tweets, and then the next day the moderators begin purging the website of trans people, furries, and leftists? strange!

Richie Rich ruined a generation

Wasn’t interested in the new He Man Masters of the Universe movie but the new poster has me intrigued

Grogu’s first words will be “use code Grogu26 at checkout for $2 off Onion Rings on your next Burger King order”

Just so everyone knows the current situation regarding the war with Iran, we are just finishing the tenth ceasefire and beginning the fourth double blockade. Also, the US won the war five times.

They spent at least $50 BILLION over 2 months to bomb people in Iran. I don't want to hear a single thing about what can and cannot be funded in this country. Ever. The End.

I feel like I just saw this story on Industry season 4

Hey all I’m going on CNN I need a dollar

Holy shit it’s May already?

May the Glorp be with you

Every time steam has new hardware their whole payment system goes down. You’d think they’d have this nonsense worked out by now. Literally every time.

Let me know if there is any change in Rudy Giuliani’s condition.

Is this what vote blue no matter who means?

ISAAC CHOTINER: So, the food bowl. It's empty, you say? CAT: That's right. IC: And has it ever not been empty? C: Not that I can recall, no, it has not. IC: Fascinating. And this bit of food caught in your whiskers, where would you say that's- C: Now hold on, this is about the bowl, not

Did you guys hear about Will Stancil leaking the Tinder ICE Honey Trap details just to take credit for the work done by women for months (ruining the entire operation by doing so)?

The funny thing about voting for 99% Hitler over 100% Hitler is that 99% Hitler just hasn’t completed his transformation and is just waiting for your vote. You get that, right?

Hey what's up, maine, you have ranked choice voting and Andrea LaFlamme doesn't have a nazi tattoo, just write her fucking name down, easy!

Im very serious when I say this but I think Americans need to really think about who they are going to write in as a candidate. I’m not voting blue no matter who if it’s another Nazi, just a Nazi who smiles. I don’t vote for Nazis. I’m weird like that.

Will's right for once, electing the guy with the Totenkopf tattoo is how you end up with fascists running the show.

My Platner hate is because Graham Platner is very extremely obviously a Nazi.

I’d never heard of Xavier Becerra before a couple weeks ago (and I still don’t know who he is nor do I want to) but he texts me every. Fucking. Day. Asking me to “chip in”.

I enjoyed The Batman and I thought the Nolan Batman movies were fine and I even dug the goofy 90s Batman movies but I would really like to see a Batman movie where he has to actually be a detective. And like…use detective skills to figure out a difficult case.

I don’t think Disney understands that the world outgrew Grogu half a decade ago.

In the repo. straight up "releasing it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. the HEAD of my branch

I don’t think I’ve ever in my 53 years of life been less interested in a news story than whatever it is that happened at the White House correspondents dinner last night.

Whenever I meet someone the first thing I ask: Do you denounce Hasan Piker?

Not name shaming but I will say if Chatterton were my middle name I would probably not sign my full first, middle, and last name on everything I write.

My therapist says: 'Don't look away' does not mean 'constantly stare at' Happy Friday. We will win.

Why is everyone talking about the Thomas Crowne Affair.

Tonight will be the first test run playing Distemper, my #TTRPG on The Tapestry, the custom-built VTT I have spent the last forever putting together. Combat seems to be working, watch me run into a gazillion bugs when playtesting www.twitch.tv/xerosumstudio www.youtube.com/@XeroSumStudio

What if the two horses in the race are the fascist horse and the other horse carrying the fascist horse and gently placing the fascist horse on the finish line then turning around and asking you to chip in $10 to help this horse in the next race?

This is obviously the most important thing affecting society but it bothers me that the “Sure Jan” meme is taken from the Brady Bunch movie that came out in the 90s and not the original Brady Bunch tv show.

Damn there are *always* exactly the number of Democratic votes needed for the GOP to get what it wants. Wonder what's up with that, or if it's a thing people notice.

Cain saying “I dunno where my brother is, am I supposed to be his keeper?” (Genesis 4:9) to literal God might be the legit funniest line in the Bible.

In America there is always an election cycle that We Must Win At All Costs so don’t even think of criticizing the corporate backed and owned home team ever.

For Sale: Oven, Never Used (for babies)

Thinking about voting. Wait! Don’t go away. Hear me out. Americans have been taught that the One True Power we have is to vote. We can send letters to senators but one thing that can’t be ignored is a vote. So what if your voting options are whittled down to two odious awful people? (1/?)

Love how the very top google search result for “Winrar” is a scam site that tries to get you to download a virus.

I just wrote a two page doc for my work that’s very boring and yet I don’t think I’ve ever felt so triumphant writing a work doc for my job because I wrote the thing 100% myself despite my work’s demands to use AI for everything.

Is there any contest or dispute JD Vance doesn’t lose?

Update: With a big move in a couple weeks, there's no money coming in until after. That leaves moving costs(a lot!) sitting atop a growing pile of bills & expenses(food, meds, etc). After the move things will improve pretty quickly & allow me to retire this post, but right now we need some help.

I was explaining the petit bourgeoisie and using it as a metaphor for the management at our company to a coworker and he just looked at me and said “do you always talk like this?”

According to RAINN, for every thousand sexual assaults in the United States, there are eleven arrests. Eleven. "Why don't women come forward?" That's why. (It's also why I'm an abolitionist.)

The next Democrat candidate is going to have a swastika tattooed on his head and named Shmadolf Shmitler but he is very sorry for his past as a general in the Baby Killing Mercenary Army and other horrible allegations and leftists will get yelled at for pointing out the tattoo.

NASA: Fuck everything. We’re doing five balls

Artemis is doing the erection now and they recently did the trans lunar injection and I think I’m gonna swoon