My take on Lamb & Mushroom Schupfnudeln #FoodPorn

I’m like.. please. Love on me. Then again I’m like..don’t touch me.

It ain’t fun when the rabbit got the gun. 👀

It’s so nice having besties. I can be embarrassing, emotionally unstable, bat shit crazy, and just a shit show and they still love me for me ❤️❤️❤️

I love how cardi said, “lick up all that sweat- taste how hard I worked for us.” 🤭

Made crispy jalapeño poppers. I’m gatekeeping the seasoning dusted on top.

PSA: LET IT COOL DOWN!! Stop burning your hands and MOUTH eating food directly out of a 500 degree oven!

Explaining myself is too much work, just judge me 👌💯

Give advice if they want it. And tell them that you can’t make the decision for them. Just let them be.

Trump's national speech could have been an email, sent to spam, what a waste of time

Another day you all go without trying this popcorn is another day off your life.

Relationships be too expensive in this economy you got to take care of YOSELF first. 💋💅🏾✨

NO WAR WITH VENEZUELA

HOLY FUCK MY LOCAL ARCADE GOT A DANCERUSH STARDOM MACHINE WHAT THE FUCK THESE ARE SO RARE IN NORTH AMERICA AND I DONT HAVE ANY COINS BUT I NEED TO COME BACK TO PLAY IT

“Made with real cheese” How much real cheese? Powdered Cheese dusted on top? Oh okay.

And here we are 13 years later! 😂😂

Where is my future man when I need him in the present lmao. Movie night tho!

If I grew up paying for it with money I made myself. And I am now bougie…. Oh well.

Me and my iPhone Air go together real bad ❤️

Garlic, herb, wine roasted chicken wings and carrots. Loaded baked mashed potatoes. Steamed buttery soft broccoli. Ohhh my gosh. It put me right to bed. #food #foodporn #dinner

It’s everyday bro.

After deleting Facebook, Snapchat, and Twitter, and slimming down to Bluesky and Reddit. The world got smaller and more peaceful.

They should have dedicated buildings in apartment complexes for pets.

The purpose of the United States Constitution is to limit the power of the Federal Government, not the American People. #Truth

Spending next week to watch ALL of Star Wars over again. This should be fun 🤩

If you really think about it.. lamps in video games use real electricity

😂😂

The Princess and the Pea hits different the older you get… one pea under the mattress and your back’s out for a week.

Kinda Crazy ngl

G'morning y'all ✌🏻 Any news on the Epstein files yet? It shouldn't be this hard to release files that were already on Bondi's desk.

About to use my free will to fry fish at 1 am 😂

I just want someone to accidentally send me a million dollars they don’t need and forget about it. Lol

Trump is an infirm, sundowning grifter owned by a collection of notorious criminals and it's not even a secret. If this were a functioning country we would have already ended this.

I really do appreciate that I get 2 vacation days every week, but I think, as a society, we could do better.

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This year went by too fast. It’s already December and snowing.

I’m watching The Oval and Olivia Pope would have her work cut out for her! These people are crazy! 😂

Oh wow, it’s really snowing. Mother Nature really said she’s “THAT GIRL” today lol

😂😂 a good read.

We had it so good and didn't even know it

You mean to tell me we aren’t in hell right now? “In religion and folklore, hell is a location or state in the afterlife in which souls are subjected to punishment after death.”

Makes entire meal. Takes 3 bites… Full Smh 😒

I swear I’m in this restaurant and I think this older lady definitely was checking me out. Eyeing me down like I was just a snack. Nothing more. lol.

I could post my order from this sushi restaurant everyday. Because I get it….every day lol

Grindr is freakkkyyyyyyy

Finally about to watch the new season of Stranger Things. 😩

Did he just… 😂😂😂

Smart people always seem crazy to normal folks.