Amazing incorrect lyrics on the karaoke machine yesterday

Always liked taking stuff apart. Worked as a steel fabricator for seven years. Went back to school, picked construction tech but they killed my major before I could finish. So I went engineering instead. Mechanical made the most sense ^^ now working as an estimator/designer.

Vaccines save lives. And no, they do not cause autism.

What day 2 of 150mg Wellbutrin felt like www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYMp...

The inventor of the leaf blower should be drawn and quartered if they’re already dead. The cacophonous symphony of these stupid things EVERY SINGLE WEEKEND is enough to drive a man to violence.

just keep going, ok?

We hired a guy to power wash the house but he also washed the moss out of my walkway in the backyard. I am fucking upset. My moss!

He's so proud he timed a VR6 correctly PS.. can you give him a ride in an hour when it breaks down again?

My life needs more furry automotive content.

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Coward.

Yeah, it was a good day. But FUCK I ain’t doing another Friendsgiving for a while.

Every waiting room should have an N64 in it. This Safelite is so sterile you could perform gastric bypass in it.

Made the call. Wifey is getting me out of here. I’m gonna call her “Constantine” all day and one day she’ll know why.

Hour 1 of waiting in the dealership to get an oil change, new brake pads, and a 90k mile tuneup. There’s Imagine Dragons and Bruno Mars on the radio, a salesman is pissed about some lady that cut out on her contract, and the estimate says I’ll be here until 18:00 hours. This is purgatory.

きつねちゃんのおうち ｢小さな店員さん｣(再掲です)

+100 respect to artists for actually sticking to Drawloween. Imma catch up but geeze…

The soundtrack of “The Social Network” by Trent Reznor and Atticus Ross is still the absolute best part about the existence of Facebook.

It’s Autumn so bringing back this great art from @cocadope.bsky.social PS @wereshiba.bsky.social I need that Spooktober changeover art of yours. And I miss ya, boi!

It's the most wonderful time of the year! Got a fresh batch of prompts for this year's Drawlloween/Artober, get em while they're hot :)

I’m officially participating in my first Drawlloween! Thanks @falco.works 🖤❤️ Day 1: Ink.

A fellow forest creature!

“How are children so messy?” Y’all my daughter is OBSESSED with cutting paper right now. Just dead set on making the bottom of a hamster cage. My whole house looks like when you flip over a hole punch. I don’t fuckin’ get it but here we are.

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Do opposites really attract?🐺❤️ With Red Wolves, it might be true. Our research partner Lovin (USU grad. advised by Dr. Julie Young) is studying mate compatibility and early findings suggest wolves with contrasting personalities may be more likely to have pups. Read more: nywolf.org/2025/08/love...

Werwoof 🦴 [ #art #characters ]

Every day is #InternationalWolfDay in our eyes, but today’s a great reminder of how amazing wolves are! 🐺 Support wolf recovery and conservation by donating or advocating for stronger protections. 🌎🐾 Learn more about ways to make an impact: nywolf.org

If you are anxious, you are living in the future. If you are depressed, you are living in the past. If you’re both, you’re experiencing reality and not some stupid hallmark card incorrectly attributed to Confucius. Breathe deeply, focus, and live.

August is historically one of my worst months for sales and it is even worse this year. I just put my Fern Fox planters up for preorder. My big Mossback planters are often imitated but you can get the real thing from me in full detail. Sales, shares and tips appreciated. 💜 lnk.bio/verdantsculpts

Between Michael Mouse and Charles Cheese, who decided common rodents were the species of choice for children’s entertainment?

@aseethe.bsky.social HAPPY BORTHDAY!!!

“My bones itch” is already an unhinged thing to say but it’s apt for whenever I’m sick with a fever. Like right now.

the new IT guy is working very hard

People that vocalize LOUDLY when they yawn need a fuckin’ ballgag.

How many millennials do you think have “Bye Bye Bye” - N*Sync as their planned funeral exit song?

Artists that charge their worth, but also have silly little commissions so I can still support them are the absolute fuckin’ best.

I had like 8 people send me this, so I ripped it off from Twitter and sharing it here. ⛳⚠️

💜💦🔫🧡 😳 #RatchetAndClank #Rivchet cm part 2

If anthro furries need to wear clothes I think taurs should be allowed to go naked on the feral half. Art by @reilukah.bsky.social.

RED WOLF!

Everything you need to know that is wrong with America; a hotdog (originally a frankfurter) comes in packages of 8 and buns come in packages of 6. And it’s by design.

Hell, why not?

I’d rather be running through an airport right now.

depression resistance 📈📈📈 heat resistance 📉📉📉

Its getting towards the end of the month and I am hoping to take on a few more commissions! DM if interested. Shares appreciated 🐐💜

Amazing Digital Circus Episode 5 Spoilers: . . . . CHOMP!! #theamazingdigitalcircus #TADC #EvilJax #Jax #art #fanart #spoilers #comic

Good heavens, how terrible! Pffft those stairs read like a grocery list.