qwertz user on a new keyboard: hez everzbodz!

<-- incapable of spell checking myself on the first 2 times I write a post

puppy girl falling asleep all the time call that barkolepsy

I hereby decree no manager is ever allowed again to say "hey can you just do this thing when you have free time?" Like ah yes all this free time that I definitely have. I'm so full of free time. You know me! All I have is free time

‘MIRROR’S EDGE 3’ has been announced.

tiger swinging by for cat day again #kartart #originalcharacter #tiger #kasumi

Help me find this sketch, please: An Irish man has had a cultural exchange with a Japanese man and at the end brings him to a pub, says insensitive but well-meaning things. My recollection is hazy, but it felt like a parody of a TV show.

who was going to tell me that 8 hours of sleep feels great? Why have I been missing out on this for so long?

Sierra and Emma for OC Kiss Week day 4 💗💕💞

and they say romance is dead

I've been hating having to use Win11 lately but.. Notepad now has native markdown support?? This is kind of like really awesome actually. I can share my .md files at work now without having to convert & reformat them

totally enthralled by this oven mitt with an onion sitting on it at LAX with the words “2. Keep important medications with you” over it. I took dozens of photos

Tip: you can Biting girls for fun noises 👍

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have a good day, sapphics 💜🌸

i wasn't allowed to use the picnic area 😿 this is so fucked up!!

titties keep hurting like All the time lately wahh who knew 4 years into hrt that would still happen

Give me mpreg or give me death

thinking about the funniest joke ever put into a video game again

bourenyuuu

e-girl, e-boy, & e-waste. the three genders

you'll never witness me being out of pocket. i'm staying squarely tucked in there

you're telling me an entire drum of bass composed this song?..

get your mind into the butter

fun skye fact #934 I normally bring cash with me into the shower. Like at home

Why is General Admission on all of the theater tickets I get?? Who is she??

warriors and watership down

I drove 2,000 miles to Boise, Idaho to say one thing I am not from Boise, Idaho

if you loved me you would call me an applicable slur 🩵

Dudes rock.

*gives birth to an oomfie*

😼 #furry #cat #furryart

😅 #furry #furryart

🐾 #furry #furryart

oh noes I find my boss attractive and she likes to invite me into her office for longer than i really need to be there.

Where'd you get your personality? The weirdo store? 🥺

human artists, use only one piece to convince people to follow you

get in loser, we’re saving the sewers.

telling my ten thousand followers to drink drano and if someone tells me it's a bad idea I can just say, so you hate the dolls then is that it

2026 resolutions: raze the city for more parking

you wouldn't auber Gene, would you?

Hekki Allmo Blue to Red Mask and Bunker Shield our head Allmother's Dream from Red to Blue Then sister's walk the earth anew Hekki Allmo six to one Each sister's function to be done If function faithful sisters be Allmother grant immunity

"ok so three stream inspectors walk into a bar..."

There's medically prescribed anti-psychotics but how come there aren't any medically prescribed psychotics? Why aren't there psychosis-antagonists?

All these YouTube ads lately have been diagnosing me as a "high IQ man that spends too much time scrolling" 😭 how do I make it think I'm someone else

i love going to the bathroom in my parent's house and feeling unsafe enough that I subconsciously reach for my pocket knife for protection

Priority list: - Don't get fired from work - Eat something at some point during the day - Play game about killing lesbian god and her polycule

It really bothers me that em dashes have become pretty associated with AI writing :[ I've been using them more than average since early high school! Step off! My teachers used to say I should use them less but I ignore them!

This book Im reading has some of the most based enby quotes I've ever heard. "I loved being free like this. Neither girl nor boy. There was so much waiting past the boundaries of what people understood. -Past the lines of this body I was born in."