human artists, use only one piece to convince people to follow you

get in loser, we’re saving the sewers.

telling my ten thousand followers to drink drano and if someone tells me it's a bad idea I can just say, so you hate the dolls then is that it

2026 resolutions: raze the city for more parking

you wouldn't auber Gene, would you?

Hekki Allmo Blue to Red Mask and Bunker Shield our head Allmother's Dream from Red to Blue Then sister's walk the earth anew Hekki Allmo six to one Each sister's function to be done If function faithful sisters be Allmother grant immunity

"ok so three stream inspectors walk into a bar..."

There's medically prescribed anti-psychotics but how come there aren't any medically prescribed psychotics? Why aren't there psychosis-antagonists?

All these YouTube ads lately have been diagnosing me as a "high IQ man that spends too much time scrolling" 😭 how do I make it think I'm someone else

i love going to the bathroom in my parent's house and feeling unsafe enough that I subconsciously reach for my pocket knife for protection

Priority list: - Don't get fired from work - Eat something at some point during the day - Play game about killing lesbian god and her polycule

It really bothers me that em dashes have become pretty associated with AI writing :[ I've been using them more than average since early high school! Step off! My teachers used to say I should use them less but I ignore them!

This book Im reading has some of the most based enby quotes I've ever heard. "I loved being free like this. Neither girl nor boy. There was so much waiting past the boundaries of what people understood. -Past the lines of this body I was born in."

*rhoticifies your R's*

Happy New Year oomfies 🩵

find the other version here www.patreon.com/virtuware

weaponize me

sadako is back #SadakoYamamura #TheRing #Deadbydaylight #art

feeling lower than dirt today, oomfies

vessel // digital art

*scrolling tiktok* the children yearn for the dopa mines

Mew, btw

waow TIL a little cousin of mine is a neo-nazi wtf

Hi I'm Puri here is some art I did 💐

Today I was SO close to swallowing a giant shard of broken glass, plus another two smaller shards of broken glass

Rainy day

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tips for new bluesky users: press X to jump, press X again in mid-air to perform a Double Jump.

Cause every time we oomf, I get this feeling And every time we oomf, I swear I could fly Can't you feel my heart beat fast? I want this to last Need oomf by my side

getting this nagging feeling that I lost friends during my most recent breakup

ⓘ I woke up today

Happy post-winter-solstice, northern hemisphere folks 🩵 And post summer-solstice for the southern hemisphere folks

on the seventh day, she invented oomfies

guy that's never had a conversation in his head with his own mental image of someone

once upon a time there was a corvid and it made me go woag pretty birb

I can make her more insane

If you didn't like your puberty have you considered just doing it again? Just keep trying over and over.

friend, that was cringe. I'm going to need you to take that hetero stuff somewhere else

I've been listening to Mannequin Pussy again. God I fucking love Mannequin Pussy

man,, why does it have to be that like 90% of all interpersonal issues I experience seem to be the result of men being inconsiderate jerks.

I saw somebody get stabbed in the snow tonight 🔪

Pleasant surprise

ilu except the L is for loathe

Now that it's been a minute I feel like I can properly appreciate how fucking insane it is that I wrote a letter to my (ex)girlfriend every day for Weeks and she only wrote 1 in return and complained about me writing to her too much. Like omg I'm sorry for caring

weird people fall in love with each other all the time

If I were a little kitty on the side of the road looking all hungry and sad, would you adopt me?