pipsqueak
@enbykisser.bsky.social
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squirmy specimen it/she '96 - arts by my beloved
@sweetbun.bsky.social
not breeding confidence nor breeding creativity.. not really breeding at all right now to be honest
1 day ago
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the cheesecake - cheesesteak dichotomy
3 days ago
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sloshing my slush
30 days ago
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launches a spinning disc at you
about 1 month ago
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seniors only avoid salt in their diet because it'd rust their phylacteries
about 1 month ago
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baking leaves
4 months ago
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they're putting me on trial at the hog
4 months ago
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slops your hog
4 months ago
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socal electrical utility companies aren't the way they are because of profit-driven behaviours or just gross negligence. it's because i keep chewing on all their damn wires
5 months ago
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get your mind into the butter
5 months ago
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reposted by
pipsqueak
Raven
11 months ago
Modern medicine had the perfect opportunity to give people elixirs and potions but instead put everything in pill form. I don't want to take two paracetamol with a glass of water, I want to crack open a vial and dramatically down the contents.
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you're telling me an entire drum of bass composed this song?..
5 months ago
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reposted by
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zenith
5 months ago
my heart is black with hatred and my ass is turgid with lust
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e-girl, e-boy, & e-waste. the three genders
5 months ago
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gazing at gazebos
6 months ago
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sipping and slurping my fizz and foam
6 months ago
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you'll never witness me being out of pocket. i'm staying squarely tucked in there
7 months ago
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better to be a house cat than a mouse rat
8 months ago
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filling myself with flan about it
11 months ago
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i tend to unload when not nearby anyone else.. and if left alone for too very long, i'll just despawn
12 months ago
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getting a husband stitch on my zero-depth neopussy
12 months ago
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bodyaches too painfully intense.. need a complete bodyectomy
12 months ago
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things would be vastly different right about now if humans could just lay eggs
about 1 year ago
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getting my hair braided like challah dough
about 1 year ago
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please come pick me up.. i have a pussyache
about 1 year ago
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pathetically succumbing to my terminal illness (tummy hurt)
about 1 year ago
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giving my squirrel bf a nutjob
about 1 year ago
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americans would maybe be a bit less weird and xenophobic about MSG if it had a more marketable name . something like Salt 2
about 1 year ago
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what if the climate is changing for the better, actually
about 1 year ago
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i still exist. sorry
over 1 year ago
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hi
over 1 year ago
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planning on haunting a gameboy cartridge someday
over 1 year ago
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pleepy slunt
over 1 year ago
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there are only two real genders: linux transfem, and ketamine transfem
over 1 year ago
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reposted by
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Sweetbun
over 1 year ago
i took a picture of you before you posted this, thanks.
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that decade-old "planking" fad was actually just a collective indulgence in our animalistic & instinctual need to sploot
over 1 year ago
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i'm medically diagnosed with disc rot
over 1 year ago
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freezing batteries
almost 2 years ago
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hi their
almost 2 years ago
Lightly tap A to perform a smaller jump
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microwaving ice
almost 2 years ago
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there are only two genders.. either you're born from an ussy, or you're generated within a vat of glowing liquid
almost 2 years ago
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feelin like a freak (gay) of nature (furry)
almost 2 years ago
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splooting cutely
almost 2 years ago
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the lords (state of california) give their toughest battles (jury summons to a distant courthouse in a big city) to their strongest soldiers (an agoraphobic & pathetically anxious little thing)
almost 2 years ago
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i'm honestly kind of good at taking medicine .. i don't even need it wrapped in cheese most of the time
almost 2 years ago
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i haven't been having the energy to speak much, recently,.. so
almost 2 years ago
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truly the worst part of being something that uses it/its, is realizing just how few people actually know the difference between "its" & "it's"
almost 2 years ago
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i love to culturally appropriate my own culture. i love blueberry bagels
almost 2 years ago
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i just know that my dear boywife will age well into being a lovely boybushka someday
almost 2 years ago
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eating a bowl of dirt
almost 2 years ago
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