Selling your digital soul to use Bluesky's DMs isn't just a bad idea, it's the law

Nice knowing y'all

I forgot to say, but ya girl got diagnosed with severe ADHD (combined type) 😎

Showing up to the transfem function with my ED bag

Why is this boi so shrimped up

Modern medicine had the perfect opportunity to give people elixirs and potions but instead put everything in pill form. I don't want to take two paracetamol with a glass of water, I want to crack open a vial and dramatically down the contents.

Puppies

Just giggling uncontrollably at this like my brain is warped

Wife strong 😤

Finally 😩

Nobody gets between me and my wife 😤 Except the eight plushies she sleeps with at night... 😮‍💨

🐯🍞

Sat on a tree stump today

Capitalism is the reason why we don't have side quests. It's always "get out of my house" and "you're trespassing", instead of "please kill 5 rats in my basement".

More #ffxiv friends! ✨ #ff14 #ffxivart

Forbidden croissant

Some #ffxiv friends ✨ #ff14 #ffxivart

how did that happen 🦈 #art #sharks #comics

Gengars my favorite #art #pokemon #pokefanart

"I've lost my keys again because of my ADHD" - boring - makes you look bad "Damn goblins have stolen my keys again" - mysterious - not your fault