"You'll warm up to the Cuck Sword. It's fine." #TyrannyDnD

[as @ifarore.bsky.social describes my new (evil?) sword] me: Amber, I mean this in the best possible way, 12 year old Amanda LOVES THIS #TyrannyDnd

Ugly: *threatens a night hag* Athos: was that hot? that was kind of hot, right? Astor: unfortunately #CityOfDoors

There’s no great way to explain what’s going on here

"I feel like Athos and Astor would be crystal people." "That is the most damning thing you've ever said, and its 100% true." #CityOfDoors

Sure would suck if someone cast fireball right now #dnd #ttrpg

As a nurse, my coworkers often rely on me for important information. That’s why I randomly receive text messages from the Respiratory Therapist asking what happens when you put one bag of holding in another bag of holding. #ttrpg

Mood

My coworker and I have spent this Friday afternoon trolling each other with the lyrics to Reading Rainbow. Neither of us shall know any peace, eternally stuck in my brain💀

My players after stepping through a random portal

Facts.

"Get ready for some more distress tonight." - @ifarore.bsky.social opens a D&D session

I just wrote a scene for my D&D campaign that even made me want to cry. Oof, my players will feel that one soon🥺

Me: There’s going to be a D&D booth at this year’s Pride festival! Coworker: You mean there hasn’t been one already? Because Dungeons & Dragons is gay as hell Me: So gay! Anyways, want to learn how to play? 🏳️‍🌈🩷 #dnd #ttrpg

I’ve been watching Acquisitions Incorporated Series 2 for the first time. Episode 8 with all the alternate realities crushed me, that storytelling was beautiful. I need a long rest from all that psychic damage.

Nurses are the Dungeon Masters of the healthcare world. These magical, occasionally terrifying beings have expertise in controlled chaos and operate on diminished spell slots. Their lair actions include: fuck around, find out and mind reading. Happy National Nurses Week!♥️ #nursesweek #dnd #ttrpg

But she’s my *favorite* girlfriend

As our ship hurtles towards an inescapable maelstrom, the Bard is overcome with fear.. Me: *casts Calm Emotions* “It’s fantasy Xanax!” Bard: “It’s not therapy but good enough.” #dnd #ttrpg

More dice vibes for @akajeeps.bsky.social

The weekends are for wearing cute shirts and playing Dungeons & Dragons 🎲 #dungeonmaster #dnd

Me: Chain lightning comes at you, everyone roll a dexterity saving throw. My players:

Printers are chaotic evil. I will die on that hill, though I doubt it’s necessary.

Guys, I love all of you, but the answer to RFK, Jr. is not that autistic adults hold jobs, pay taxes, and get laid, it's that everyone deserves to live even if they can't work, pay taxes, or get laid.

National day of protest on 4/19/25! Silence is not an option.

Sometimes your players make questionable decisions…like giving an evil Bullywug named Bonk a magic wand. Sometimes those evil characters immediately use this new power to overthrow the current Bullywug leader, Pharblex, while delivering the most ridiculous speech to their cult: #dnd

Listen, I do what I can to write an entertaining D&D session

CANON

Stephen Miller looks like Wulbren Bongle, and it really explains a lot. #fuckWulbrenBongle

Gidget holds the world record for being the cutest cutie that ever cuted #cats

Coffee flight! ☕️ ☘️

“We dont take an oath to a king.” -Gen Mark Milley

Listen, I put that there a long time ago..

“I do enjoy a challenge, darling.”

It’s Protection against Bad Fashion, darling. Dennis is the best magical item I’ve ever created.

I’m very proud of my moons

@ifarore.bsky.social : "What's the owner's name?" @wagnarok.bsky.social , the DM: "Grist." Me: "Oh please tell me that's a flour Genasi." @1001cranes.bsky.social: "Oh fuck off!" #CityofDoors

D&D memories: I ran a one-shot called Frosty the Snow Lich. The players were totally devoured by mimics disguised as Christmas presents, but there was plenty of holiday cheer before that!😅🎁

My local zoo’s Halloween event 🎃

A vanilla chonk appears #cats

Fuck around: a massive magical tower randomly appears within the mists of Barovia. My players run in.. Find out: five daunting floors filled with enemies later…oops, evil dragon lair #ttrpg #dnd #dragons

I am so close to hitting my reading goal for the year!😬

My heart just melts over how cute she is 😭♥️

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