no wonder they get framed all the time

Never Let Me Go (2011) ⭐⭐⭐ boxd.it/ewthMp

The School Is Watching (2015) ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ boxd.it/ewiJUT

Would you still love me if I was a God-Emperor (worm)?

[at my last checkup] Physician: "your blood pressure seems elevated. Is there anything causing you stress lately?" Me: *gestures at world*

[reads about the most horrific things imaginable happening all over the world on a daily basis] I just don't know why I'm so anxious lately, lol

The Adjustment Bureau (2011) ⭐⭐ boxd.it/evpfdF

Hot Take: cookies should be hard and crunchy not soft and chewy

Having Strauss Zelnick be on your side in the AI debate is a good moment to remind yourself that he still not your ally because he is a billionaire and therefore never truly will be on your side

You’re asking me about my five-year plan yet you hate communism. Interesting.

I would like to do a taste test of each layer of the Indianapolis Motor Speedway core sample

Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within (2001) ⭐⭐⭐ boxd.it/etuPLb

Attention all cinematographers: I am hereby forbidding for the next decade any handheld shots. We need to get over this allergy of locking down a camera and actually composing a shot. You can pan and zoom. You can get a dolly or truck per film if you’ve been good. Tripods are not scary.

Is the milk or the hotel neutral?

Detention (2012) ⭐⭐ boxd.it/esJHC7

Yo, why did it take 5 months before I found out that the Dilbert guy is dead? That's great news!

Slanted (2026) ⭐⭐⭐ boxd.it/esb08F

Lancelot Du Lac (1974) ⭐⭐⭐⭐ boxd.it/es2m7B

I’m sad to discover I don’t really have a Local Comic Book Store. Comics are a medium I’ve never really gotten into.

so the reason they're 'super' is because they're built like boars but they have the (significantly higher) reproduction rate of domestic pigs. Which is to say: this is a hog who has more sex than his ancestors thought biologically possible.

The Napa Boys (2026) ⭐⭐⭐ boxd.it/ertgqx

Free horror movie idea: In the compulsory “does research into the lore” scene, instead of going to library or on Wikipedia, the protagonist asks an AI and gets absolutely wrong information so they get killed by the monster.

So I’m at the part in Frankenstein where he basically asks for a government-assigned girlfriend.

Star Fox 64 has some truly memorable dialogue, but nothing beats the Lylat Wars UK localisation if you ask me.

I know I'm a little bit old to ask about the birds and the bees, but why call it that? Specifically those two animals do not fuck or have offspring like humans do. Neither do flowers to trees.

wtf, like I said in the appeal, that's literally a promotional photo from a mainstream movie

They Will Kill You (2026) ⭐ boxd.it/eqJZnh

Reading Frankenstein and this entire sub story about the “duplicitous Turk” feels entirely unnecessary. Not to be all 21st century about it but also lol at “at least in Christian countries women are allowed to attain rank”

Iron Maiden: Burning Ambition (2026) ⭐⭐⭐ boxd.it/eq5FNz

Psycho (1960) ⭐⭐⭐⭐ boxd.it/epPGmd

Atropia (2025) ⭐⭐⭐ boxd.it/eo7Tu3

Touch Me (2026) ⭐⭐⭐⭐ boxd.it/enUjWf

When you go to pet Luna and you have to wonder “how did your NECK get wet?”

I would love to be interviewed by Nardwuar

A Useful Ghost (2025) ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ boxd.it/en9vQf

YODA: *chewing on a piece of lettuce inside the big glass jar I put him in along with a stick and a leaf* hRMMMmm. like my natural habit, it is

Ewoks: The Battle For Endor (1985) ⭐⭐⭐ boxd.it/emsyQB

The Ewok Adventure (1984) ⭐⭐ boxd.it/emiS0F

ACTUALLY!! im sick of these broads

I’m sorry gluten-free people but you can’t have “GF” that’s taken. Because I see you talking about “girlfriend bread” and I don’t know what that is. You’re gonna have to type it out fully.

me when im dr gero

Checking in on one of my favorite subgenres of AI slop for Facebook boomers: The "One Last Ride" tours

Harlan County U.S.A. (1976) ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ boxd.it/elIZlD

This is not a podcast, this is just every random selfish asshole on Twitter who was whining about not being able to go to the bar, or restaurant because the thought of having to think about other people horrified them

Happy Vagina Bones Day to those that celebrate.

Titicut Follies (1967) ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ boxd.it/ekYVYJ

Exit 8 (2025) ⭐⭐⭐ boxd.it/ekif1h

I’m sorry, what?!

just a regular human person sitting regular style

Alright I'm not fucking around when it comes to Skyrim modding anymore