The Monkey (2025) ⭐ boxd.it/b9iZ6z

lol that Star Wars trailer is barely a trailer and really feels like cobbled it together in a hurry for… some reason…

Yeah, I’m in the closet. The Criterion Closet.

Honey Don't! (2025) ⭐⭐⭐⭐ boxd.it/b8DPW9

A Chinese Ghost Story (1987) ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ boxd.it/b7Vold

Remember those two weeks in like 2015 where everyone was mothposting?

Tron (1982)

TIL that Wendy Carlos is still with us! I somehow had assumed she had passed away.

COOP, IT’S A GENRE OF GAME CALLED HENTAI! THEY’RE LIKE THOSE PEEP SHOWS AT THE ADULT NOVELTY STORES, BUT IN THE COMPUTER!

THROUGH THE DARKNESS OF FUTURE PAST THE MAGICIAN LONGS TO SEE ONE CHANCE OUT BETWEEN TWO WORLDS

The existence of long distance relationships implies the existence of melee distance relationships

If Gamergate is your only reference point for this stuff, I don't know what to say

I'm doubly over white guys specifically who weren't online in the games industry at that point doing this; it's got big "only has seen Boss Baby" vibes

I'm kinda over people using Gamergate to describe literally any and all fascism when you should really just say fascism

Some wise words from David Lynch. (Note the use of the word "fight")

What annoys me about the Kimmel thing is that Americans can’t even talk about it without resorting to American exceptionalism. “So unamerican!” “But the first amendment!” “Can’t believe it’s happening here!” You’re not special and this has always been America. Just now *you’re* on the shitlist.

I wonder if there is a shorter way to phrase that

A Minecraft Movie (2025) ⭐⭐⭐ boxd.it/b6fsXd

People complaining like “oh no the sun is gonna set so early now.” GOOD The Night Time is the Right Time.

Whenever anyone says “why is no talking about this” a) they know exactly why b) they are currently in the process of talking about it and it being the internet it is highly unlikely they’re the only one

Why did they throw a pie in the face of the piper? He got rid of all the rats!

Algorithms aren’t as powerful as you think. Instagram’s algorithm for example thinks: 1. I am a lesbian. 2. Have a baby. 3. Am in the market for a luxury sports car

Morrowind is a game about reading.

Man that took AWHILE

The Assessment (2025) ⭐ boxd.it/b3N4jT

Eddington (2025) ⭐⭐⭐⭐ boxd.it/b2XUvD

The Killing Of A Sacred Deer ⭐⭐⭐⭐ boxd.it/b2CIJr

Looking for recommended settings when ripping my blu-rays to x265 for my media server and 9 times out of 10 they're assuming you're going to encoding anime... which require totally different settings

"Smells funny." "WHAT?" "I said it smells funny!" "YEAH, I BETTER GET RUNNING!"

THEY CALL IT THE SPICE MELANGE, COOP. THEY SAY IT EXTENDS LIFE. EXPANDS CONSCIOUSNESS. IT IS VITAL TO SPACE TRAVEL.

I’m sorry but the Club Silencio scene is still Peak Cinema to me. Nothing will ever beat it. It’s Everything.

This new 4K of Mulholland Drive is INSANE. I can literally see the hairs on Laura Harring’s arms.

I just thought it would be sexy.

So I’m watching some ol’ TNG and I’m at the episode where Data makes his own child and he’s like “I allow it to choose its own sex and appearance” and that’s uh… very progressive for what, like 1991?

Highest 2 Lowest (2025) ⭐⭐⭐ boxd.it/b0N2x3

Inherent Vice (2014) ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ boxd.it/b0jb9p

Everyone is all about diversity until someone does a temperature in Fahrenheit

Southland Tales (2007) ⭐ boxd.it/aZvABt

Sometimes I like to look up Roger Ebert’s review after I’ve watched a movie and several times I’ve noticed now is that he misremembers something in his written review? Like he’ll confuse or conflate characters, get the sequence of events wrong or even misinterpret something blatantly.

lol what’s this dumb-ass shit. Like I literally can’t process how dumb this is and how anyone would think this is good advice.

Still making my way through season 8 of X-Files and while I like Doggett, I do miss Mulder.

The Royal Hotel (2023) ⭐⭐⭐⭐ boxd.it/aYNObB

How I know my friends are cool? As NIN has toured I’ve seen shows from multiple angles on Instagram stories.

Dirty Harry (1971) ⭐⭐ boxd.it/aYDXZb

Why is Train Pulling Into A Station not in the Criterion Collection?

I just woke up in the weirdest, boringly cinematic way. I turned off my alarm. Then realized I was dreaming and turned off my alarm. Then realized I was dreaming. And again. And then I woke up. The hint in the first layer was a news notification that read “the pope is divorced and Trump is dead.”

Naked Lunch (1991) ⭐⭐⭐ boxd.it/aWb29t

Max Payne (2008) ⭐ boxd.it/aUMZ07

Sorry, Baby (2025) ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ boxd.it/aU3Vhj