I shit out bangers

If you’re not thinking about death, you’re not thinking about life

Annual Holdovers rewatch time.

Family dinner asking the infamous trolley problem: “Who would you trust more with the keys: an 80 year old grandmother after two drinks, or a sober 25 year old transsexual who hasn’t driven a car in 2 years?”

Your favorite band is going to be rich and famous and you are going to hate it because you hold tightly your earthly possessions and you’re afraid of death

I feel very similarly about buying a used 3ds as I did about transitioning, like damn if I don’t do this now I will regret it for the rest of my life…

It never occurs to them that... maybe gender affirming surgery should be less expensive in that case?

Wonder why conga lines aren’t bigger in the trans scene. can we make that happen folks

Whenever i’m in a bathroom at a party I become extra aware of my existence

every politician who attempts to ban gender-affirming care for trans youth is anti-science, transphobic, or some combination. prior to their votes, they should be forced onto cross-sex hormones so they can experience the horror they're inflicting on these kids juliaserano.medium.com/gender-affir...

Offering me a cigarette is like throwing a bowling ball at Jon Hamm’s face and going “hey, catch!”

Whatever you want to say about nostalgia and its evils iPod Touch by Ninajirachi does make me cry in a way that I'm ashamed to admit

Bitches don't know about the ii chord hidden in a harmonica. they don't know about it

just slipped on black ice #beastmode #tweakedmyknee

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Cornelia Murr I wasn't aware of you but I am now

And another thing - don't call me famous! Real fame is your instagram account with zero pictures and a black square PFP having 3000 followers. I post reels, we don't count those in this household.

Please never confuse proximity to famous people as personal accomplishment. I could go to central manhattan and be 500 feet from multiple celebrities, but who gives a damn

The beauty of film is that you choose the best take. The beauty of theatre is that you only get one take. Both of these statements are somehow true.

It’s incredible how quickly I was able to trick my brain into treating guitar skill the same as video game progression. Unfortunately I fear millions will never make this connection to their passion and will continue to waste thousands of hours of gathering and losing digital points in a fake world.

Sean and Maria left yesterday and they stole my goddamn tv remote

Me and Sean!

it really is the most magical time of the year

The most beautiful instrument in the world, the humble harmonica

"It will shock you how much it never happened to you" I'm gonna throw up

secretly listened to bill simmons on a first date I didn’t realize was a first date award

I had a piece of toast today. It was honestly an incredible experience

I’m gonna marry a sweetwater sales support specialist, someone who treats me right.

Proving truer and truer every day

it’s horrible what they put trans women through on the other app

I dreamed last night for the first time in so long :))

My top artist was oomf but i’m not posting because karmically I have come to hate wrapped and my streams were split across two services

every trans person i see post about the OU suspension knows that the suspended target is trans & a grad student, & has an innate awareness that this is about purging trans employees. every cis person i see thinks the target is a rando professor & that this is about giving conservatives good grades

What I meant by this is sometimes nobody is enjoying the fruits of your labor. But when somebody needs a ride home, your empty bus needs to be there to carry them.

We don’t “prepare for the summer during the winter”. The relationship is far more cyclical than that.

Every time I listen to Ben Folds I realize just how sarcastic I have yet to get

If you really wanna see me check the paper or the TV, look who's telling who what to do!

Sometimes there’s nobody on the bus

Of course I’m polyamorous, I root for the Bears and the Panthers.

Looked myself up on reddit and apparently they’re all talking about some goddamn cave or something??? What the fuck

Vocal Team is a trans voice coaching studio, by and for trans people. Visit the link in the bio to start your journey.

Do I reach out to my on-good-terms ex who I havent spoken with in 7 months? If literally one of you says yes I will do it

The girls are living in a bubble. A glass bubble. Everybody is watching. But it's still a bubble

I think superman (2025) was an astoundingly ugly movie

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