Belatedly sharing this but it’s still super relevant. Thanks for the opportunity, @raheemfh.bsky.social and thanks for the insightful discussions @brynntannehill.bsky.social

Doordashing cheapie bluetooth headphones because I somehow forgot my airpods and my *other* cheapie headphones and I cannot work in this coffeeshop without music in my ears. New shopping low? New shopping high?

Really need social media platforms to give me an eye roll reaction option.

We are living in the most fucked-up timeline.

Damn. This shouldn’t surprise me and yet I’m literally in shock.

Gavin Newsom, a schmuck who has spent every waking moment the last 10 years of his life thinking about political optics, getting dogwalked by a guy half the country didn't even know existed like 5 days ago

That was faaaasst 😳

Love to just straight up catch someone using ChatGPT to answer homework questions --I mean, at least try to clean up the answer so it doesn't literally tell me that a bot answered the question.

I miss Circus of the Stars.

It's always wrong to vandalize personal property and that certainly includes Teslas, and also: your government is actively disappearing innocent people without due process, so, you know, that second one is taking up my empathetic bandwidth at the moment.

I'm sorry but Jasmine Crockett saying, F"ind a little trans child that is ruining your life!" is well giving me life. She is both very right and very funny.

We need to talk about the parallels between the ending of Severance, season two and The Graduate.

Needed that win, big-time! #lightthebeam 🟣 🔦

Seriously, it's like we're in the nosebleed seats. Use these angles sparingly instead of making them the default.

Not liking these so-called "fantage point" camera angles @sacramentokings.bsky.social --make it stop!

Wild to hear local podcasters call out a fellow local podcaster for the sake of "accountability" when so many people know that this particular person has always been problematic. ALWAYS. We told you and you chose not to listen until it directly affected you. Wild.

There's an "S" in today's Spelling Bee?!? What fresh hell is this?

Gavin Newsom is going to switch parties, right? I mean, we can hope. Let them have his greasy ass.

It’s been six years since we last celebrated but I woke up today and instinctively reminded myself to call and wish my mother a happy birthday.

Five favorite movie genres: 5. 80s/90s teen comedy / romance 4. Dark spy thriller 3. My family is a mess 2. Jimmy Stewart 1. Weird and messy

Not my student clowning me for always toting a giant bag.

Who invented hotel bathroom lighting? I would like a word.

"mEmbeRs aRe eXpecTed t0 uPhOld dEcoRum' I would scream "Marjorie Taylor Greene" as loudly as humanly possible

'Thank you to my cats and dogs' 🥺

Love Kieren Culkin so much--can't wait to see what he does next. #Oscars

Gene Hackman, Michelle Trachtenberg. Roberta Flack. David Johansen. What terrible losses, all in just the span of a week. My fucking heart. 💔

💔🖤

trump: I’m going to protect women women: no thank you trump: I’m gonna do it women: please don’t trump: I have kicked those 7 trans girls off the jv volleyball team women: what trump: and brought back andrew tate women: why trump: YOU’RE WELCOME WOMEN also you can’t vote anymore

I miss DEI

This is so chilling. And fucked. Chillingly fucked.

Whew, I guess? Then again, in this political climate 🤷‍♀️

Regarding the news tonight (and most of the last month): In 1094, King Duncan II seized control of Scotland against the wishes of the public. One of his first acts was to dismiss his military. He didn’t survive the year.

This! Force them to fire you. Pursue wrongful termination. Grow a backbone, FFS.

A Kleenex hates to see me coming right now 🤧

Is it a cold, allergies, or the fall of democracy?

for sale: checks & balances, never used

Fuck.

I was told there would be cheap eggs.

Dammmmn, Fox traded for LaVine 🤯

Beyoncé!!!! Love to see this win for her. #cowboycarter

please just let me compartmentalize in peace

Accidentally closing an email with "Bets" instead of "Best" feels pretty appropriate for these forsaken times.

💯💯💯

Best-ing my way into the apocalypse.

"“I ask you to have mercy upon the people in our country who are scared now." This bishop is a hero to me. www.nytimes.com/2025/01/21/u...

Weird that we have to say this, but the government doesn’t get to decide what gender a person is.

Fantastic look into a NorCal microcosm that may, in fact, provide more of a macro-view of national politics.

The next four years have already exhausted me.