new hammock for the boys is a success. the bottom lip is DROOPIN'

Are you an Alterhuman? It's more likely than you think

*takes a deep breath* "Now let me give you the reasons why we need this"

My son sobs

Drúadan, Lothorién, Ithilien a Brethil.

Any time someone tells you they're pro censorship to protect kids what they really mean is they don't want those kids to turn out queer. It doesn't work that way, though.

you can tell a rat is happy when his eyes are in two different hemispheres

When I was younger I didn’t know trans men existed. I didn’t know it was an option, and I felt alone and hopeless that I would never have a body that I felt comfortable in. Hiding the existence of gay and trans people doesn’t make kids straight or cis, it just makes gay and trans kids miserable

Using nothing but the mouse and sheer raw talent, I have drawn a beautiful picture of a skeleton in a top hat riding a unicycle. I hope you will enjoy it. (I couldn't fit the top hat in so it's fallen off instead. Also, I got bored halfway through, so the finger bones aren't as good as the rest.)

A proud mail dog fully committed to his duty. He's especially happy because all these cards are for himself. Traditional. Color markers over shipping label that I grabbed at USPS This piece will be exhibited at the Further Confusion Art Show.

Paige Thomas, 34, really should know what to do when faced with a mess she herself made - but settles for hyperventilating, then rearranging the mess into a slightly different mess.  Tidy this and other exclusive articles on Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/127118...

Hey #rat people: There's a rat emergency on Long Island! Obviously I'm not really in a place to help right now aside from donating but they desperately need adopters, fosters, transporters: greaterlongisland.com/rocky-point-...

two scoops of vanilla bean ice cream

Definitely everyone is a bulldog on this family!! Frame bought in a thrift shop, and it was the excuse for the “I did this during my flight to FC” but I did it at the airport waiting for my flight to FC This will be exhibited at the Further Confusion Art Show :D

The Valentine's Day YCHs are now open💝 There are 3 options to choose from this year :3 The slots are limited and depend on interest, so it’s first come, first served. Info on how to get them is placed in the thread⤵️

My small collection of pop culture bears (fanart in my style) 🐻 all funded/chosen by my supporters over the years. Starting with the oldest, will add more over the week! Yogi bear - Pooh - Koda & Kenai - #BearHybridArt

Hecking hammock!!! Aaaahhhh STOOPING thing!!! -McLouis

Galactic Wolf. This one is definitely gonna get a shirt run

Disjointed Mindscape

Nog had the best arc of any character in the entirety of Star Trek. Thank you for coming to my TED talk. #StarTrek #StarTrekDS9

RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open 'just to do quick research'

Skaven discovers his bisexuality #art #skaven #warhammer #ageofsigmar #psychogoreman

Artificial Unintelligence: the government is in full retreat over copyright, and the attempts to make it look dignified only make it funnier. My SKETCH. thecritic.co.uk/arti...

Dear friends in Scotland and beyond. Please help me spread this petition about the ‘Guga hunt’ a yearly ‘tradition’ of smashing gannet chicks with a club. It needs to end. Traditions should never be and excuse for unnecessary animal murder for sport. petitions.parliament.scot/petitions/PE...

Don’t mind me, just playing my rat commander deck with my bedazzled rat statue keeping watch

gorbils gerbilling

what the press says about Squeakross (with complimentary Truffe and Mousse picture)

As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from unsettling dreams, he found himself transformed into an enormous Bug-type.

I miss seeing ponzu stanced up by the worm jar but fortunately there's no shortage of creatures that desire worms in this house

What's the difference between Lava and Foxes? They're both orange and come out of holes in the ground but Foxes are way hotter!

Brb, Making the worst alignment chart in history

Sniff sniff sniff

shhh.. the sneepers are sneeping

This piece is composed of four separate watercolor paintings, arranged in four frames to read as a single panoramic image. The sketch was created digitally, then printed on cotton paper and painted with watercolors. It will be exhibited at the Further Confusion Art Show.

Quetzalcoatl, the Feathered Serpent, god of wind, knowledge, and creation, a deity of breath and movement, bridging the earthly and the divine. On one journey, he meets a small raccoon villager. Curious and unafraid, the boy climbs onto the god’s back, ready for a ride!

We truly can bully AI off the face of the planet.

Are they still jokes if I actually do have the IQ of soup though?

Making self-deprecating jokes about your own toxic behaviours is way less effort than the years of therapy it would take to actually address their root causes, experts have revealed. Read this and other exclusive articles on Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/127118...

The problem with being self-taught in everything I do is that my teacher's a frickin' idiot! Doesn't have a clue what they're doing either!

Just remembered an unpleasant part of last night's dream where the government were going to start "humanely lasering" (yes, fatally, to ash) any "undesirable elements" and I ended up signing up to their voluntary lasering scheme because I knew I wouldn't make the cut anyway.

Amazon needs to take lessons from DHL; driver knocked on the door, waited until I answered, checked who I was and handed the package over rather than leaving it on the doorstep and buggering off. Unfortunately that would require Amazon to treat their drivers like humans and that ain't gonna happen.

I think its fucking crazy that Grok is actively generating deepfakes and csam as we speak but if I want to commission a nsfw painting of two fictional characters and pay it through paypal I could get myself and the artist banned from the site. Like honestly, fuck all of this.

Wanda Sykes thanks Ricky Gervais for not being there because it means she can accept the award on his behalf... and he's gonna thank God and the trans community (he won, she did) #GoldenGlobes

Happy #smaugust have this dragon sketch dump

Add rodents to everything you do

kitty told me to put him on blast because he was committing criminal crimes

she is so cute