“Have you ever hugged an Italian person before?” is, by far, Bryan Adams’ lamest song

Jesus this song youtu.be/oGa0XXFZEkM?...

I've been to Sedona many times and let me say, the red rocks will sweep you off your feet and have you hugging NFL head coach Mike Vrabel

Real good shit. youtu.be/FDq6YTeldcY?...

Top tier YouTube comment

After reading up on Sunny Mehta for ten minutes I have fully cornered myself into being crushed if the Leafs don't hire him.

This was a favorite on Irish Twitter.

They’re hiring Pronger

My god

Big iced tea matchup on Friday

Leafs are 84% through the season, have barely touched the puck all year, and I swear the only thing I've seen from Berube the whole time has been shit like "guys need to learn to dig in"

Top 5 Pratt for sure

I'll tell you, if a woman who cared about sports had written this, it would have been taken as evidence that she didn't understand sports.

Reading Klosterman's book on Football and there's a CFL chapter that might be the most I've agreed with anyone on anything. Sticking with 3 downs was/is just a colossal fuckup and it really is as simple as that.

Kinda forget what happens with the Carlo pick. If top five the Leafs keep and it slides. So if it's like the 6-7th pick it goes to Boston? (Leafs are 7th-worst right now) Only asking because I know there's a Philly element here too

went to #1 at my middle school I can tell you that much

Honestly watching the Leafs losing those heartbreakers in the playoffs never felt natural anyway. We’re back to being absolute garbage and worrying about striking out in the draft, right where we belong. Feels good to be back

I’m pissed at the Leafs but I’d also entertain the NHL just folding entirely

i take no pleasure in reporting the leafs stink and their coach stinks and their gm stinks

The AI has achieved consciousness, we believe, because it just had a realistic panic attack, like Mario from Mario, in the Mario movie.

Prime broadcast has Subban and Seravalli on right now. Unprecedented levels of awful hockey talk.

if Roy gets you a first imagine what Nylander and Matthews get you

Reminded me of maybe the best clip from TPB youtu.be/sGf_CANMzvw?...

Been on this weird kick to try to find (and potentially order) band shirts I had as a teenager and eventually lost. Like where the hell did I even get this thing in 2002.

Think I could happily check out on the Leafs for a decade if they decide, instead of blowing this roster to smithereens, to pivot into signing Bobby McMann for 5x5.75

Haven't been paying too much attention to the Leafs but a lot of the commentary on them is like "They're sellers" and then the names supposedly being shopped are like Macceli and Benoit. No, they need to SELL sell.

Would obviously never do this. But I was surprised to find out Thomas is only 26

Last verse here is one of the best parts to any song ever. youtu.be/GvD0wGF0gP8?...

Kawhi hit that shot over Embiid

I was thinking about this a bit today. How it’s gone under the radar on this USA Hockey thing that the evidence keeps mounting that Bill Guerin is genuinely a very bad person.

I will say it’s kinda nice we left the bitcoin weirdos like CJ and Seravalli behind when we all left Twitter for Bluesky The Sports App. Hope it sticks.

Anyone else have a go-to song they put on immediately when they get new speakers or headphones or whatever? Mine is Out on the Weekend by Neil. Ultimate sound tester. Drums are unmatched.

Well now that we can go back to NHL fandom our Leaf hero Auston Matthews captained a gold medal squad and McDavid has yet to win a thing. Wow. Many are saying it.

No need to lean into McDavid hero puck there in overtime. Canada were getting and maintaining control fine

Bieksa and Friedman have brought absolutely nothing to the Olympic hockey coverage

Going from this to worrying about what the Leafs can get for a guy named “Bobby McMann” at the trade deadline

3 on 3 is a criminal way to end this. What a colossal screwup

Sam Bennett taketh away, Sam Bennett taketh away.

What a fucking save

It was a weird strategy for the States to try to kill the clock for 50 minutes

Powerplay feels like the Leafs with the core 4

Makar easily the best defenceman since prime Lidstrom no?

Insane call there

Americans might beat Slovakia by 100

Getting relied on for 26 mins in a non-overtime game in that group of forwards is insanely impressive.

Not enough there to bring that back

The nonchalance of that play lol

Waiting around for the game to start

Seems like the amount of players around the league saying something to the effect of “Toronto sucks, the media treats players like shit” has been increasing a lot in the last year or so.

This Sweden-USA game is awful