Ugh. I'm trying to write my next review and I know what I want to say in an abstract sense, but congealing it into the logical structure of an article is just not happening.

Liam Neeson could retire from acting to focus on releasing a series of relaxation podcasts that's just him reading the want ads in the paper and he'd have more listeners than Joe Rogan.

Every morning when I clear the crust from my eyes, I think of that one Doctor Who episode with the eye crust monsters. I imagine that monster idea sounded really good on paper... Actually, probably not, but they made it anyway.

Considering he helped get us here in the first place, I'm not surprised.

If anyone can save us, Barbarella can.

One of these days, the person with the monkey's paw will say "Wait a minute, maybe I SHOULDN'T resurrect my dead loved one."

"Oh! (insert cool celebrity) is now on Bluesky!" *Checks profile "Nope. Just a weird fan account. 😕 "

I've said this to my wife countless times about Dune, but to no avail.

I had an idea for an article, didn't write it down, and have since forgotten it completely. 😓

New Bat Bites #horror movie review is live! www.glowbatstore.com/blogs/news/b... This time I look at the horror comedy Onyx the Fortuitous and the Talisman of Souls. Notice me, senpai, notice me! #moviereview #filmreview #onyxthefortuitous #movies #horrormovie #filmsky #spookysky #horrorsky

"This is bad because I want to continue to say horrible shit, and when my party is no longer in power I don't want to be held accountable based on this precedent."

Mission accomplished!

Okay, gonna run a few errands then it's time for some focused writing.

The September design drop is live! www.glowbatstore.com/products/tra... To celebrate 50 years of Rocky Horror, Glow Bat presents an original double-sided design inspired by the film and the ever-iconic Tim Curry. Check it out! #rockyhorror #timcurry #blueskynightmarket #horrorsky #spookysky

Just here, drawing reanimated corpses. #illustration #sketch #wip #oc #spooky #spookysky #horrorsky

My kids brought home a flyer for homecoming week at school and it's Y2K themed.

I picked a SMAP performance at random to make this skeet, but it's actually super wild to see Takuya Kimura this young and realize he'd go on to be the lead character in Judgment and Lost Judgment, and I'm sad knowing we'll never get another Judgment game.

I'm no expert, but it seems to me that getting punched in the face repeatedly for wearing those stupid glasses would put you at a cognitive disadvantage.

You know, I like when my dreams reference back to other dreams, but at 41 years old its getting hard to keep track of continuity.

Seeing this intro after all these years makes me wonder if he would have turned into a different kind of hero depending on the website he accessed.

I'm trying to write an article, but at the same time I'm thinking of the hundred other things I need to do, so my focus is practically nonexistent.

A little #wip tease to build antici...

Now's a good time for a Chucky animated show. #horrorsky #filmsky

Saturday! Glow Bat will be at the Horror Fiesta II in Peoria, IL! Stop on by and check out my booth and all the other awesome horror/alternative vendors as well as some cool guests and happenings. Event details here: www.horrorfiesta.com #horror #horrorconvention #horrorcon #horrorsky #spookysky

Actually, Frankenstein is a doctor success at the Venice film festival

SALE ALERT!!! To celebrate all the workers getting things done, as well as everyone's favorite janitor crime fighter, Toxie, you can get 10% off your WHOLE order at www.glowbatstore.com now through 11:59pm CST on 9/1/2025! #labordaysale #toxicavenger #toxie #horror #horrorsky #blueskynightmarket

A: This is amazing and makes me love Toxie even more. B: Imagine if more movies did this. Like, if a movie like Mission impossible, that has a MASSIVE budget, used a chunk of it to do some good? It'd make things a whole lot better here. #toxie #horrorsky #filmsky #toxicavenger

Via Variety: 'Guillermo del Toro refused to make #Frankenstein with too much visual effects and green screens: "I want real sets."' variety.com/2025/film/fe...

Hey! New Bat Bites movie review is live! www.glowbatstore.com/blogs/news/b... This time I wrote a rather existential article on The Monkey. Check it out! #moviereview #horrormovie #horror #themonkey #stephenking #horrorsky #spookysky #filmsky

In reality it was just a cat, but they were a MEAN little fucker.

August design drop is now live! www.glowbatstore.com/products/bel... I've been wanting to do this one for a while, now, FINALLY, the Halloween Spirit design is here in time for the spooky season! #trickrtreat #samhain #horror #horrormovie #illustration #horrorsky #spookysky #blueskynightmarket

Wrote the first draft of the latest Bat Bites today. Interestingly, it was not about the first or second movie I planned to write about, but rather a third dark horse contender that entered at the last second. (Honestly I should still write about the other two, but that's neither here nor there.)

My favorite part is how it looks like it's slurping up the legs like strands of spaghetti. youtu.be/xBLaS_ab9Rg

The next new item for this fall is the Halloween-inspired skull pumpkin keychain (and pins, not pictured)! #halloween #horror #michaelmyers #spookysky #horrorsky

Might I suggest, as an antidote to Star Wars burnout, watching the Roger Corman classic Battle Beyond the Stars? It's better than you'd think, gives you that space opera fix, and it's not Star Wars. #filmsky

Finally watched The Monkey tonight. It's good. Might write about it... 😉

Scheduled an eye exam for the first time in YEARS because I want new glasses that have interchangeable Halloween frames toppers, which I will wear ALL YEAR.

My wife shared this with me and I’m tellin you… it’s worth the read.

A NEW item I'll have at my shows this fall will be these killer 🔪💀 glow in the dark Michael Myers pins and keychains! #halloween #michaelmyers #slasher #horror #horrorsky #spookysky

Cure cancer? Nah, let's spend billions to ruin art instead.

Ooh! Ooh! I know what'll fix it. Let's remaster MORE beloved films with shitty A.I. and show them at the sphere. Kids LOVE that stuff.

The answer is no.

I've had to mute more shitty accounts today than I did in my entire time on this app.

The repair guy has 10 minutes left in the supplied "repair window". Will they make it?

New Spider-Man movie is looking 🔥🔥🔥

Ever visit a dead mall and wonder what it looked Iike on its busiest day since opening? Imagine the contrast of all those busy people scurrying about the now almost empty space.

I am beyond excited the case is red so it'll match my Friday the 13th case. Also, let's normalize custom color media cases for movies. It's fun for the whole family!

This ridiculous thought entered my head at 2am and I had to make it real Presenting... ✨🍃 KIRYU MOODS 🍃✨

Still technically a work in progress, but the coloring is done. Yes, there's a reason the arms are like that. #wip #spookyart #illustration #spookysky