If Trump is willing to remove ICE from Minnesota if they hand over their voter rolls, then there really isn't an "emergency" need for them to be there. www.cbsnews.com/news/bondi-m...

If only you were in a position of power to exercise some kind of leverage against the administration to make this happen.

The only Stranger Things character that will look exactly the same in 2026 as in 1987 is Mary. #strangerthings

The United States treated me very unfairly when they denied me admission to Harvard, and as a result I will be taking possession of The Bahamas by any means necessary.

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Horrific. ICE needs to be shut down and everyone involved, all the way to the tippy top, prosecuted and incarcerated. And I say this as someone very much in favour of carceral reform.

McCaul makes an excellent point here. I agree with him that the US government should immediately cease all funding of murderers and drug traffickers. (Finger to ear) What’s that? Huh. Then how does what he’s saying make any sense at all?

"due to heightened public safety concerns in St. Paul, largely caused by your presence…”

Was it embezzlement? I bet it was embezzlement.

Conservatives demonstrating their commitment to (prevent the building of) affordable housing.

For those who are not from Toronto, the photo is NOT of Highway 400, closed or otherwise.

I know this is not remotely the point, and far from the most egregious thing she says here, but WTF does it mean to “run simulations” on the price of a meal? We know how much ingredients cost. There’s nothing to simulate. Unless they tried pricing out this meal with 1000 “other things”?

Suppose they do change course. Recognizing a mistake and fixing it is good and should be encouraged. But supporting fascism is a bad mistake and should be punished. It’s a tricky line to walk. Is it okay to sign up for Disney+ again now? If not now, when? (Hypothetical; I never was a subscriber.)

If he doesn’t want Russia as a neighbour, Canada would be happy to take Alaska off his hands. Sarah Palin’s gonna get deported, though. Some things are non-negotiable.

BIG FIGHT AT POLAND’S WROCLAW ZOO!!!

Trumpists will be giving the ICE murderer awards and recognitions and honors. That’s because (1) killing someone who thinks differently than they do is their fantasy (2) most of them are too spineless to do it but (3) by praising the murderer they can murder in a fantasy-league way

I am pleased to announce that I have commandeered my neighbor's home. This home will be sold at its Market Price, and that money will be controlled by me, to ensure it is used to benefit my neighbor and me! Thank you for your attention to this matter!

For me, the funniest part of these threads is not the people who get that it’s a joke and “yes and” it, and it’s not the people who don’t get that it’s a joke and get enraged about it, it’s the people that don’t get that it’s a joke and strongly agree with the premise.

It's a weird world when dutifully regurgitating a bunch of carefully curated information that the world's richest man gave you is "fearless journalism," but reporting on how the government is kidnapping innocent people and sending them overseas to be tortured is "not moving the ball forward."

Did we, though?

Can’t help but wonder whether Manitoulin Island has such an organization.

The shooter will be a white guy, followed by a series of think pieces about male loneliness and the collapse of society. Or it’ll be a non-white guy, followed by a series of think pieces about immigration and birthright citizenship. I expect I’ll be reposting this regularly.

Watching Murder in a Small Town, and once again begging somebody to make a small town murder show with semi-regular characters that sometimes end up being the victim or the perp. Like, we see the barkeep at the local pub in 4/10 eps, and then he kills somebody, and there were hints in earlier eps.

Just because you are unable to imagine how someone else’s mind works does not mean that person’s mind does not work like that

These headlines tie my brain into a pretzel sometimes. If I read this correctly, somebody is trying to stop something, and people tried to stop that stopping, but the stopping of the stopping has been stopped. I assume that those who have just been stopped will appeal that stop to a higher stopper.

Not fining anyone, just asking people to behave a little better, is enough to throw the entire right wing outrage machine into high gear whenever we do it.

Beg to differ.

My prediction is that by 2100 every major country will either have UBI or fully legalized slavery.

Instead of articles about low recycling rates due to contamination and articles about TO looking for a new landfill site, how about an article that ties these together and lays out what it means for utility bills and taxes, so people can see the effect their recycling laziness has on their expenses?

It's time to talk to you about my cat.

I wrote a bit for McSweeney's about Isaac Chotiner interviewing Santa Claus. Just a little something for the holiday season. Enjoy!

“And when you attack the very being of our way of life, what you should expect is…” Checks notes. “…a full pardon for not only that attack but any other charges in your past?” Looks at Trump. “Is this right?” Looks back at camera. “A full pardon.”

This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥

Is it just me, or would John Oliver make a great head of the Department of Justice?

Is it too late for a Littlest Hobo / King of Kensington crossover? He’s what? The dog too? Well damn.

"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."

I was a BASIC bitch in my co-op job, but became a C bitch after graduation, then a C++ bitch for a while, and have been primarily a PHP bitch for the past 16 years or so.

Liberals tell us to be the change we want to see in the world, but when we make it clear that the change we want is less brown people, they become hypocrites. - an OpEd by Stephen Miller @nytpitchbot.bsky.social

A lot of education discourse is at root an inability to decide whether the purpose of our education system is to 1) teach material and measure learning 2) reward students who work hard 3) separate the smart kids (destined for smart guy jobs) from the dumb kids (destined to serve the smart guys)

Do you struggle to remember which is larger, a crow or a raven? It’s actually very easy. Just remember that “raven” has more letters than “crow”, and you’ll remember that ravens are the larger species.

Three years from now, they will be just two weeks away from a solution.

this is literally never not accurate

Exactly the sort of rhetoric one expects to hear from the President of Peace who single handily stopped eight wars and doesn’t understand why he didn’t win the Nobel Peace Prize.

Is he saying that you currently need to show ID to buy groceries, or that you should have to? Either way, completely insane take, and I mean that in the literal sense of insane, not like “bro, that was an insane kick flip”.

Interfering in US public policy, in the same way Home Hardware ads during the Jays game interfere with my budget.

Huh. I think elves, dwarves, wizards, dragons…

More red sails & iceberg reflection from Greenland…🧊⛵️

There’s only one Springfield transit debate that I recognize.