I should get this tattoo

the left doesn’t need a woke Joe Rogan. we need Nickelback for dykes. we need a trotskyist Michael Bay

James Bond movies are awesome because a scene like this can happen in a movie that ends with Bond making a pun about how he’s having sex in space

I follow a hundred people on letterboxd ranging from a handful of professional critics I’m friendly with on social media to a bunch of very normie nerd friends from college and it is wild to me that after a full week in theaters only 1 person I know has bothered to watch a new Star Wars movie

Blind Alley Guest Strip No. 22 ( @funeralbeat.bsky.social )

THE QUESTION #2 (1986)

Here's the serious bit for anyone who'd rather skip the 4000 words of jokes

every tv star from 2005 is hosting a podcast where they interview other tv stars from 2005 about what it was like to be a tv star in 2005

ZATANNA: BRING DOWN THE HOUSE #4 (2024) Javier Rodriguez

seeing an old meme in a movie or tv show hits the same as hearing a 60 year old comedian make a Ross Perot joke in 2026

ANNOUNCEMENT: The workers of Dark Horse Comics @darkhorse.com are forming a union. Please read our mission statement below. 👇 #DHWU

nobody talks about how Jorma Taccone has egg energy

Bro what the fuck lmao

getting older is just a lot of moments where you realize a band or movie you think is modern came out 15 years ago

[flirting] wow you must have spent so many hours reading up on that rather than socialising or having sex

it is strange to think that there were only about 5 or 6 years between the mass adoption of dvd and the introduction of blu-ray, and now it’s been 20 years yet dvd is still hanging on refusing to die

I think that the writing in Arkham Asylum and Arkham City is mostly just very stupid and annoying, but I finally played Arkham Knight and this one is even more stupid but actually way less annoying, which is good enough for me I guess

Glen Powell??????

A brand new piece of original 'Sonic Adventure' artwork has been unearthed by the Video Game History Foundation, found within their latest Gamepro art archival project!

the ufo truther mind is incredible because they say they don’t trust the government but the second anybody in the government supports their beliefs it’s always “you KNOW this story is true because this info comes straight from the Air Force”

amazing that Disney fumbled Star Wars so hard that I did not realize a new Star Wars movie was in theaters right now. I was aware it existed cause I saw a trailer and some articles about it but I guess it’s out. seems like it should be an event, maybe they shouldn’t have made so much bad Star Wars

RCA Records struggling to get young people into Elvis

I am a lot more willing to give grace to people who get my pronouns wrong now that meeting like 100 trans people on the internet overloaded my mind’s storage capacity and I accidentally they/them cis people I know constantly

Doom is so funny bro.

Nic Refn embracing AI, Michael Bay doing anti-Iran propaganda, I hate to see directors I like behave exaxtly the way I expect them to

I’m not a “top” or “bottom” I am an “assistant manager” and we gotta get this mess cleaned up

I think if you’re porting an old game to a new console you need to include a “unlock everything cause I already beat this 15 years ago and I really just bought it for a bit of nostalgia ok” mode

No fucking way lmao

it is very strange and sad that a franchise I cared about deeply as a child has become synonymous with my oppression as an adult

trans woman's replies when she mentions that the democrats are leaving her and her siblings out to rot

just replayed Arkham Asylum for the first time since it came out, still really fun, still maybe the most irritating, noxious, visually repugnant interpretation of Gotham and its residents I’ve ever seen

I might be mentally ill but I have great hair

really enjoying the english text in this issue of "CG iCupid," a japanese "3DCG idol & creators magazine" from december 2000 archive.org/details/CG-i...

dead giveaway I’m posting high off my ass if you ever see me post and delete something 5 times in a row with slightly different wording

superhero movie fans will see the design on the right and say “finally a comic accurate costume”

btw

Nintendo goes after another fan project. smh

I really enjoyed writing this. Big thanks to @brandon.insertcredit.com for putting it on the site, and thank you for checking it out!!

re-read all of Marvel Knights Punisher by Garth Ennis, a lot of it is leaning into his worst impulses, with lots of extremely dated extremely cheap jokes at marginalized people, but whenever he’s just doing Frank vs the mob stuff he actually gets creative and it can still be a lot of fun

Every line of this poster is more baffling than the last, it stopped me dead in my tracks

Frame stitch of blueprints for the prototype Boomer ADAMA. From episode 2 of Bubblegum Crash (バブルガムクラッシュ!)

people who went to public school will never know what it’s like being 16 at a school prayer meeting watching a kid in a huge goku t-shirt stand in front of everybody with tears in his eyes like “god help me, I’ll never jerk off again”

trying to imagine how Garth Ennis pitched the 2nd arc on The Punisher, where The Russian’s head is transplanted onto a busty cyborg body (hormones a byproduct of cyborg) by an island of war criminals, Frank nukes the island, then threatens George W. Bush in the white house cause Bush orchestrated it

officially 34, I outlived jesus

to celebrate my 34th birthday tomorrow I just hosted an 11 hour movie marathon in my buddy's discord with this lineup, it was an amazing time

wild that the last animated Spider-Man movie was about how every Spider-Man in every universe felt responsible for the death of their Uncle Ben, but the Russos said “uhhh except for ours. I mean that would be like, a huge bummer”