Realizing simultaneously with my wife that the thumping noises in the apt above us basically HAVE to be the new guy playing DDR

Beckoning to you from the shadowy under-bleachers: I lied when I said this wasn’t my first Boom Boom Huck Jam. It’s actually my very first Boom Boom Huck Jam, and I’m scared

Totoro’s: Dream-creatures of Myth and Whimsy?—or Huntable Game You Can Shoot and Display?

Finding a VHS of a hunting program called Blood and Camphor: Tracking, Hunting, and Skinning Totoros with Nicky Boudreaux

My 2026 resolution is to revive the music message board I started during COVID lockdowns. Give @soundrodeo.bsky.social a follow and if you haven’t visited the board in while, go have a dig! Hundreds of rare and obscure releases, plus some of the nicest music-obsessed people you’ll ever meet :)

If AI videos become so good you can’t tell what’s real or not I’ll just never watch a video again. Whatever

Gustaf Tenggren (1896-1970)

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I will not ❤️

Yeah lemme get a chop cheese, lettuce tomato, sauerkraut, toadstool, with extra arsenic sauce

They cubed santa

Thought I was watching A Pimp for Christmas (2022) but I'd actually put on The Christmas Pimp (2024).

NewYorkerMagKayla: send not to know for whom the unc chops, he chops for thee LetterboxdHeHim: omg KAYLA

Making a prophecy of gen alpha musicians bringing back record scratching

This beat youtu.be/404UKOxutwU?...

The Grinch should try taking more of a corporate corruption angle this year

André-Édouard Marty

Nearby favorite brewery announced a canned ESB within 24 hours of posting this.

If you design a more or less accurate Funko POP! version of yourself with their online Pop Yourself Funko customizer, you’re allowed to send it to court to testify on your behalf

Creating a coffee shop where the employees all do the gen z stare, say ‘no problem,’ and ask for tip aggressively as a honeypot to surveil boomer columnists

that's not funny my cousin was addicted to the shindig for YEARS,

forcing myself to finish a bag of dark roast coffee that tastes like they added 'dark roast coffee' flavoring to it

Just discovered the main setting on this one LED bulb in our house is a shade of purple called ‘slay’ that Maggie’s 10 year old niece created

House flipper who caters to swingers and instead of putting the vintage signs that say EAT he puts letters spelling out like FUCK and SUCK

[making a reel at the bottom of a well] everyone is always like ohh mexico girls trip, tokyo recs - yall… what about being TRAPPED at the bottom of a dried up well? What about being stuck down here until we starve? And there’s scorpions and shit down here? We need to be PLANNING to get stuck down HE

my favorite tv show plot is the ep of Pete and Pete where little Pete sells their family’s house while their parents are away and the new family moves in and Pete and Pete have to sleep in a bunk bed on the front lawn

Just had an intrusive premonition that kash Patel is personally going to delete soulseek

My cats ever since we had a baby

I made this like 10 years ago

Thinking of the Long Island bar owner who put up plastic tarps during initial Covid surge and made a video touting that they were “for your convenience of covid”

This is a Christmas song to me youtu.be/oDttbwOgC3E?...

Interestingly IG has noticed I wont watch reels and decided I’m a Pinterest type user?

literally every person who makes music on the computer uses these sample cds from internet archive man. they are great tools and popular for a reason, but someone needs to fact check this press release

if i have to read one more time that it's Poignant that ""OPN "" bookmarked some files on the wayback machine that went dead for a bit, then reappeared, i'm hijacking a city bus

the freemason i temped with in 2010 listened to this every day www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBzn...

You can make some fun word play with SLAY and SLEIGH;; Hopefully we’ll be seeing a lot of this around the Christmas holiday!!!!! Because of Santa’s sleigh he drives

My biggest chunk of work from 2025: in May I drove to Louisville to take pictures at the Kentucky Derby. Some of what I shot that day is on NYR Online www.nybooks.com/online/2025/...

When I see your music thing has some funny unexpected song on it

Telling people ‘deglaze with guinness,’ right before I hang up from a regular phone convo

golgo13 has been hired to take out jucika. jucika will be eliminated

health insurance companys are just guarding the money for us to use when we get sick. healthy profits ensure healthy patients!! i am thankful for my policy!!! —the policyholder's creed

Had this stuck in my head intermittently for a month youtu.be/UbX9FSXWmps?...

getting back into posting this when someone gets owned