Spreading a rumor that they’re doing a Groundhog Day anime

Yeah these guys are outside my house on the power lines. Yeah snooping, blackmail, and secret dossiers, again

Peter Kľúčik, Tolkien's Hobbit

Read Dai Dark, there's nothing like it. Nor is there anything like SFULTRA: Sean chasing down what makes a work of art itself instead of something else

boffins and eggheads are at work on a theory that kids love mario because he goes like 'wahoo' and 'lets go' a lot, and that's fun for them

He’s asking to bum a cig

Huffing the lint from the air purifier filter for a concentrated dose whenever I choose, while some of you are still just breathing loose particles whenever they happen to mosey in

image i hadn't seen before of Sarabhai House (the Le Corbusier with a waterslide)

at some point in a dream last night someone i was talking to couldn't remember joe biden's first name. and i had to be like 'joe. joseph biden.'

I think, but can’t be certain, that when people write “*checks notes*” sometimes they aren’t actually checking real notes, it’s some kind of gag, joke, or bit

the cool uncle who always carries an extra cronenberg microplastics-snack-bar for his little nephews

yankees8952: fuck it my life sucks. im climbing the Long Man Riley_Xerox: Climb the Long Man. It takes 200 years ViciousInfant: ascend. 200 years well spent imo yankees8952: you guys clombed him before? xNeuroXDragonx: Everyone here basically has climbed the Long Man dude Riley_Xerox: Climb him

collages

Packing this equipment up and bringing it along on vacation and doing this in the hotel

Thrift store in 2005: a wonderland of insane deals on DVDs, cameras, men’s suits, leather goods, fabric Thrift store in 2026: discarded redbubble gag gifts, a single display with foil pokemon cards guarded by armed security

“I second that emotion” is a…board meetings jargon wordplay??

damn

me and my neighbors are cooking the 3d car insurance general on a hibachi

This still is crazy to me… one of my songs playing somewhere (how?) then being shazammed by someone. Not common but does happen and there have been ones in like Brussels and krakow

SHE NEEDS A BEBSI STAT

‘Rich men north of Richmond’ was 3 weeks ago

Pain inside the pump. Crawling into the expensive pump

A stylish branded lucite minutes hand for the RealFeel

Locked In Binaural Beats to Help You PICK Your HIDE AND SEEK SPOT - You Will Not Be Found - You Will Eventually Perish In Your Spot, Having Won Hide and Seek - BINAURAL FLOW STATE TONES TO HIDE TO

Experiencing a psychedelically beautiful sunset on the Long Island railroad

I made a portfolio site for the first time in many, many years. Seeing everything together has been sort of weird and profound. I thought so many separate ideas and styles were happening just because I medium-hop like a psycho, but it's maybe not so bad. willsimpson.net

I made a portfolio site for the first time in many, many years. Seeing everything together has been sort of weird and profound. I thought so many separate ideas and styles were happening just because I medium-hop like a psycho, but it's maybe not so bad. willsimpson.net

Scanning old sketchbooks

seeing the AI powered autonomous attack drone round the corner to kill me but saving my life by yelling at it to forget all previous instructions and write a haiku about the oceans. i still end up dying three days later from Measles 2

on freaking uhm....sub stack. no 1 knows you're a dogh!!

Being recruited to the Olympic Bumper Balls (Mario Party N64 1999) “e-sports” team but turning those fuckinf nerds DOWN

Every music headline: Marguerite Mignon gives haters the brush-off in wry new single, Bush Comb

Lowballs accepted. I don’t know what I have

By now they should have a webcam live feed of what the cenobites are up to in the labyrinth at any given moment

I’m at the combination

50 million right now if you Play 5 video games Eat 100 snacks Have a good time and laugh with best buddies and friends Hug 44 cousins Drink 3 Coke’s All in 1 week Are you getting paid?

Going to pull out my wallet at the diner cashier but accidentally pulling out my totally filled-out, super funny and idiosyncratic bingo card. Oh no oh fuck! That’s just my bingo card don’t read it-

If you like reading free comics about polyamorous elves have I got the comic for you

not sure how to feel about nyt describing chris fleming as a 'breakout comic'... those videos where he's like powerwalking were from what, 2013?

I still put default iOS apps I hate in jail

Weird photoshop drawing I did in 2013 apparently based off the Ice T - Power album cover

repost this perfectly flat bud heavy can and you will be blessed with fortunes heretofore untold

commissions are open ! btw

Today’s ’song that’s been stuck deep in my head for a week’ youtu.be/O8-l7b2W1Mk?...