I’m at the combination

50 million right now if you Play 5 video games Eat 100 snacks Have a good time and laugh with best buddies and friends Hug 44 cousins Drink 3 Coke’s All in 1 week Are you getting paid?

Going to pull out my wallet at the diner cashier but accidentally pulling out my totally filled-out, super funny and idiosyncratic bingo card. Oh no oh fuck! That’s just my bingo card don’t read it-

If you like reading free comics about polyamorous elves have I got the comic for you

not sure how to feel about nyt describing chris fleming as a 'breakout comic'... those videos where he's like powerwalking were from what, 2013?

I still put default iOS apps I hate in jail

Weird photoshop drawing I did in 2013 apparently based off the Ice T - Power album cover

repost this perfectly flat bud heavy can and you will be blessed with fortunes heretofore untold

commissions are open ! btw

Today’s ’song that’s been stuck deep in my head for a week’ youtu.be/O8-l7b2W1Mk?...

BONES UP BABY!!! IT'S BONEWHEEL WEDNESDAY!!!

The movie I remember the most people being upset about in the theater and like demanding refunds for was AI: Artificial Intelligence (2001)

Gazing at my gorgeous 4 month old son: he doesn’t even know skrillex got caught liking chud reels

Karl Ludwig Hassmann (1868/69-1933), 1902

Its 1981 and i wish i had a weekly GUIDE to what’s on my TV mailed to my home every week so I could know when my SHOWS come on!!!

Having a dirty vodka martini and 2 double stuf Oreos and watching this guy figure skate to an interpolation of Sail by AWOLNATION

Kel didn’t actually love orange soda. It was just a bit. —da kenan&kel truther

Boh-whoa gotta top banana whoa-whoa Bubble gum gonna smack bananas oh no-oh -Beat Happening song called ‘Bubble Gum’ that I just made up

I made this (free) substack last year as a blog for recent images. It’s been all photography so far but that will change soon, my original idea was to treat it more like a zine and incorporate drawings and other stuff. williamspictorial.substack.com/p/pacifier-one

Albertus should be spaced haphazardly, like someone engraved a tombstone on a deadline. The 2010s revival totally got this wrong

THIS artist is the reason we got Slenderman, Five Nights at Freddys, and the Conjuring universe

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Pic by my wife of me napping with two cats

it has been 2016 for thirty years

i need to make a big batch of pickled red onions again #ineedtomakeabigbatchofpickledredonionsagain #iamoutofpickledredonions #inventory

just became today years old and i'll do it again tomorrow

Silicon surfers finna shred the mainframe - and that ain’t spam kid —Cyberpunk intrusive thought I just had

Paul render, for Tekken.

it looks and moves like a dodonpachi boss or something

I have no lore. My backstory is paper thin. My wikia entry is a stub and marked for deletion

they're doing harness your hopes to strawberry switchblade lol

Incredible, we had the chance to look at and hold Rodolphe Töpffer's original art from 2 centuries ago...

TheAutisticDJ2

I can’t believe people still fall for it when someone posts signs up around Brooklyn and queens that say like ‘I will find the man who keeps kissing my dishwasher’

Watching I Vitelloni. I remember Jaime Hernandez having Cabiria on his criterion list but this is sooo much more jaime to me

Hi-Chew factory.

The [year redacted] thing is because posting has become so shameful as a baseline that an excuse needs to be provided en masse for nearly any contribution

MrBeast fan who uses beast and beastself pronouns

babies! they're;...babies!!! www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbY9...

Hamster MRI.