Tap the screen dumb ass

Guy who’s still mad about honey boo boo, snooki, and Justin Bieber: Whats next a snooki musical on Broadway? A honey boo boo movie? Starring Justin Bieber?

Oh hey, it’s you. JOHN UPDIKE. I heard you’d just moved to town. Here, take this, I think you’re gonna need it: Bʀᴜsʜᴇᴅ Sʜᴇᴛʟᴀɴᴅ sᴡᴇᴀᴛᴇʀ ▫️Many thanks. The details of this town’s layout must be vaguely poetic. Care to tell me about them? ◾️Check for nearby sluts

Oh hey, it’s you. JOHN UPDIKE. I heard you’d just moved to town. Here, take this, I think you’re gonna need it: Bʀᴜsʜᴇᴅ Sʜᴇᴛʟᴀɴᴅ sᴡᴇᴀᴛᴇʀ ▫️Many thanks. The details of this town’s layout must be vaguely poetic. Care to tell me about them? ◾️Check for nearby sluts

Mix I made last Christmas. Recorded live on my computer December 2024 with some breakbeat edits of rock tracks peppered in there (Cat Power and Rebby Sharp are me, but the one at 23 min, sent to me by an anonymous producer, is the best). I'll do another next month. soundcloud.com/crimefriend/...

mods are asleep, post the mud eating boomer meme kid

Morricone is badass because it will be the most heavenly and perfect music but it’s for a movie called ‘il ragazzo che spiava sua Zia’ (the boy who spied on his aunt) and the songs are called Finding Underwear in the Attic

Joist Care Elotes

Pedro Bell

Gay Net … [lowers sunglasses] In Big 16

Three words he wants to hear every day

I know people love them but the tours where musicians play a whole specific fan fav album are sad…just seems like a YouTube brain concept. It somehow is both pandering (that one special extra-good album you mcfreaking LOVE) and self-congratulatory (mmmyeah, I guess that record’s pretty iconic😏)

the how i met your mother wiki is openly colluding with the 2 broke girls wiki

learning

subs versus dubs one-issue voter

if you ain't finding what you're looking for at the store, you know you just GOTTA check at the secret store you've never seen

Upset because I just thought of if glass artist dale chihuly had a podcast and called his listeners Chihuligans

Having milk and cookies and watching limitless (2011)

[mispronouncing each one with insane confidence] salud…prost,, sláinte

I keep saying DIAPAH DIAPAH like this to my baby while changing him

6.5/10 on mubi. mediocre film here by the lumiere brothers of their baby doing stuff

You all fuck with this new Sanrio teeth collection or nah?

obeying traffic laws in the vehicles from halo combat evolved on the microsoft x-box

Something insouciant about clipper lighters

e-mail

maybe everyone else already knew about this sub but holy shit ... man

I have these but they aren’t props or replicas they’re real and I use them when necessary

society if ikea brought back the norrebo shelving system

Ok we got tweets… ok and down here we also got RE-tweets… those almost certainly are endorsements right? I’m assuming they’re endorsements, moving on… time to read the bio… wait what!!!

What does this mean. What the FUCK are you talking about??? They’re now at my fingertips? Shut up!!!! Stop updating this app for 8 seconds

I'm convinced the lack of comments was a crucial part of pitchfork's popularity: not only was it annoying enough to be discussed but could only be discussed elsewhere, at its height it allowed people who read it every day to do so while still completely disdaining imagined "pitchfork readers".

I want to start a ‘cheap old houses’ ig account that’s just photos of luxury homes with made up, lower than you’d think prices and made up towns. I’d get away with it for easily a year

If you’re driving a car in my neighborhood and you really need to get to the next stop sign or red light in a big hurry, you should try running the stop sign or red light you’re at now. That way you’ll get to the next one faster

Therapy Session and Dream Analysis with Kenan Thompson **ASMR 4.5 HOURS**

The premise of nip tuck that this man is irresistible is so cool

My dialogue? Overlapping. My camera? Meandering. My boxd? Letter. My channel? Criterion. My classics? Overlooked

I am so thrilled to announce that my insurance company considers the birth of my son a ‘Qualifying Life Event’ and he can be added to my coverage without being scolded or penalized. The gods have smiled upon my family and we will sleep well knowing this event is Qualifying

Yeah it’s called geoguesser and you have to pick the location from the google photos. Except a lot of the skill is in non-geological clues from the style, resolution, and other flaggable qualities of the imag - wait where are you going

twitter account deleted forever because i didn't do the 30-day login/re-deactivate fakeout. set free after nearly 20 years, good riddance

Bloggers in 2003 inventing poptimism

Anti-hiccups nonprofit

(Sheepishly) I don’t really actually mind sucka MCs…

George Carlin: how come we PARK on the driveway, and drive, on the PARK way Me: not worried about it george

The Mask gag in the promo image is apt: every few years sean discovers a haunted podcasting accessory (idk like a pop filter or a windsock) that possesses him to talk about horror films for a month, unable to be stopped by mortals

We live under capitalism and it seems like forever gonna be that…but so, too, did the divine right of kings. —the costco guys