my advice .........if I could givé a misterclass : have a hairdressere who scáres You. scream when u walk into hte saløn

be yourslf. even if your fucking crazy. stop worrying about normal people judging your cool , weird, ass.

what if all the squishmallows d*ed tomorrrow....,,.,.,..,.,..,. how would u, feel ?

im a bit of a foodie myself

rizzed up mippy has fans weak as she's finna bussin

hooochie coochie campout AMA firstimerz? Go!

going to hoochie coochie campout which is a music festival but actualie we just do sexUal stuff (in the forest floor)

going blonde even the nose haires

show me guys who r fun (kno how to s*x) but have horrible table maners (eat with their hhands at the same time shovin food all over the plaze) when u bring them to daddy’s cornishonation

0/\O guess who just learned aboutt FLINTA

hi fam post hole in the comment

havbent been able to post lately becase i accidentally changed my passwords while doing moderne dance on the keyboard. my agent says im the next martha graham so maybe all the trouble was worth it...? YoU DeCIDE

yuo ever met a 5-lined skink? if i did that cocaine i would literolly die!

peel banana..... and eat your way in, my way to star the morn'in'ng

its butt summer

we had the tinyies marathon today,. real windy but had on my weightd pants & finishd first bc everybody blew away..

born slippery

i got stuck on a glue trap this morning, …now im back fore more

lady gagaa is sooooo talll !!!!!!!!!

sex sex sec what about bebsi and sex????

diangoised with a bootie that has never had a job

dayummmmmm

wow

ppl literally cum to ur city snd don’t even say hi or text u

somtimes u freakie and sometimes u stinkie.... -my mompy

my furbaby broke up with me:::.:…….. and then postèd. tthis pic????????

a car can be a thing of freedolm a thing of beauty or it can. Be something like a forbiddem fruit. ……heres a pic of my old car with my friend silvia

some times life finds a way

if nothin motivates you . imagine a really big onion……now go get fone from the market an boom ur readie

yes…. my poem unartributed on a billboard another crueity for a tuezday #justiceformippy

thing abot spring is ppl are fucking in the crocuses and im here for it

WHAT

if ur momma lesbian was badly injured in a accident involving illegal levels of bebsi blue (lit we freekin;;'know) wuld u be ok receiving this as an aopology sound off in the comments :<

we at bebsi are saddened to say we can no longer sell bebsi blue in the tristate area due to a recent incident involvin g a lesbain biker gang

shes a wormyn think about that!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dr Pepper is a womyn and she is mad af

bebsi: tastes natural (200% unnatural) thats the bebsi promise

im just a sophisti-pop kinda gal

Here ya go boss, this was on billed time btw

wait.....do i hav vbucks????

we will rise

I saw worms yesterday but they were all boring baby worms

my internZ sent me this……

Coffee soup’s

girls: we all have a giant herhkeys kiss somewhere huh???

this is my bible

u can alwayys tell when ive been riding the nj PATH bc i laeve a ring

trying to enjoy v;day under the shadow of uble dise... pls advice

getting ready for v-night with the 'cule