Live chess

it's 2025 and the gangly guy who appeared on a few seasons of The Office is now our only mirror to society

Jane Austen said “there is nothing like staying at home for real comfort” and I took that to heart

Well hello. It’s been a while. 💜

Pantone’s color of the year being fucking white is just

Shut up and tell me your Spotify wrapped

What weird fuckery is this Grubhub notification

I told my boyfriend that the slenderman chick was caught and he looks at me and goes “slenderman?” “Yeah that creepy pasta where-“ “Creepy pasta??? It is bad if you as an Italian think the pasta is creepy” “No babe like on the nosleep subreddit” “I’ve never been to that one” Love my German man 😂😂

I’m dying

I just found out billion doesn’t mean that same number everywhere and it’s fucking me UP

Apparently not everyone can do this and I managed to get to age 37 before realizing it

Love

Looks like the “official” gov decided it was time to put their mark on Bluesky. Every single one starts out with a Hatch Act violation for a post and every single one deserves a block. Let’s make sure they have their own little echo chamber and block the shit out of them. If you see any others, add.

It turns out that being an Anne Boleyn apologist is my Roman empire

So glad that they publicly announced all the top military leaders are all going to be in the same place at the same time. Surely other countries won’t take advantage of this, right?

By @emmycic.bsky.social I am dyingggg

Some of y’all are just. So. Embarrassing. Holy shit.

Elizabeth Warren on people who say Dems needs to tone down their rhetoric: "Oh, please. Why don't you start with the president of the United States? And every ugly meme he's posted and every ugly word."

Happy Peach pics to cleanse the timeline for a sec

can’t get over how we live in a world where some lives matter so much more than others

And NO I am not burying my head in the sand, but maybe one mediocre thread could be a bland oasis in a desert of hell

The world is on fire and I’m reminded of a quote from game of thrones that’s something like, “what brings me comfort is knowing that in most of the world, absolutely nothing is happening in this moment.” So, tell me something mediocre about your day, what you’re doing, revel in the nothing with me💜

99 Luftballoons 🎈🎈

I really want to play WoW again but I also think it’s pure nostalgia, and I’ll log in, faff about a bit, get salty at the grind, and regret spending hours installing 😭😭 Maybe eso instead

Of course, if literally anyone listened to WoC they would’ve already known she was performative af

She meant far right, duhhh

Swifties melting down that their idol is hanging with magas actually was on my bingo card, because good billionaires don’t exist

This is gonna be the biggest blue ball in history but I’m still glued just in case

You there, gay boy, did it happen yet

A collection of clips from MSNBC of multiple Republicans getting booed at town halls this week.

Taylor Swift gets engaged on the day Starbucks begins selling pumpkin spice drinks. If Uggs begin falling from the sky we’ll know Basic Bitchageddon is underway.

New covfefe dropped , I bet Twitter is having a field day

IKYFL what the fuck hellscape is this

It’s only 11 AM and this has been the longest goddamn Monday already. 🙃🙃🙃

I just got a call for someone who is not me, and when I told them that they were like “that’s okay! Are you a homeowner?” And I said “girl I’m a millenial I’m never going to own a home” She was like “….ummm okay thank you!” I think that’s the first time a solicitor has ever hung up on ME first

I was literally THREE TURNS away from winning Civ VI with the space race and fucking Cesar decides to win the cultural instead I hate it here 😡😡😡

Okay friends, my therapist told me to stop doomscrolling so much so I neeeeed cozy switch game recs please!

Sometimes I don’t even feel like anything is wrong until I start sobbing in therapy and I’m like oh shit I’ve been internalizing a LOT

Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)

I like to bully bootlickers

Important:

My entire scalp is breaking out in hives and it is just PAIN and the earliest dermatologist appointment is October this is so fun

The straightest thing you can do as a man is to think a lot about two other guys' balls.

Feels appropriate

We were on a break memes when???

Siri, play “Bad Blood (Taylor’s Version)”