Elizabeth Banks

Literal "laugh out loud" moment when I saw this.

This might actually work... www.khou.com/article/news...

The neighbor is lucky he stopped beating on him when it was obvious Ritchson had won the fight.

🤣🤣🤣

Rufo made himself famous and powerful by lying in order to stoke white victimhood and grievance, and now is shocked, shocked, that the people committed to white victimhood and grievance believe things that are nonsensically false.

The Graham Platner stuff is driving me nuts. 9mo of knowing about the Nazi tattoo *before* the primary. If he wins the primary, he will spend the general election answering for his Nazi tattoo. Every other Maine Dem will be answering about his Nazi tattoo. National Dems will answer abt Nazi tattoo.

When the day comes that Democrats are in the streets celebrating and the lunatic right assumes a sanctimonious and self righteous posture, please direct them to this quote.

I'm going to throw this thread in everyone's face who posts anything in support of Platner. Great job, Lisa, sifting through all the horrible things he's said.

With all of the “Marines going to Iran!” news lately, I thought a summary on Marine Expeditionary Units (MEU) might be helpful for some of you on this site as I haven’t really seen anyone post much about them, so I may have more expertise on this one subject than almost anyone else on Bluesky.

It wasn't ten years ago. It wasn't even five years ago. Drop out, you Nazi fuck.

This is shaping up to be a great Friday!

Snowden-stans are literally some of the dumbest people out there.

Supremely disappointing to see this as I voted for her in the 2020 primary. What the f*** is wrong with people on the left endorsing this douchebag?

This should also be yet another cautionary tale for the Platner stans here. Fetterman also said the right things during his campaign, was charismatic, etc. And he didn't have NEARLY as many red flags in his past as Platner does.

CROCKETT: Professor, are you saying you believe it's constitutional for the US to blow up people that are accused of being drug traffickers? "It's not going to be a yes or no answer" CROCKETT: I'm going to stop you there. It's unconstitutional.

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Generations of Marines would be interested to hear that boots on the ground on an island is not boots on the ground in combat circumstances.

Regarding Platner's support from the left: I find it fascinating that the same people who correctly identified than Trump was a fraud from the day he went down the escalator are completely blind to the obvious fact that Platner is fake, simply because he says what *they* like to hear.

"how it proceeds?" it fucking shouldn't, bottom line

* GERMAN DEFENCE MINISTER PISTORIUS: WHAT DOES TRUMP EXPECT FROM A HANDFUL OF EUROPEAN FRIGATES THAT THE POWERFUL US NAVY CANNOT DO? THIS IS NOT OUR WAR, WE HAVE NOT STARTED IT @reuters.com

This is what I want: www.instagram.com/reel/DKM_Hpd...

The Strait of Hormuz is open for transit

Yemen’s Houthis have announced they’ll be joining the war in support of Iran shortly. Analysts expect them to shut down another strait, Bab El-Mandeb, which will close the Suez Canal. The global economy hangs by a thread.

Republicans wanted to impeach Biden when 13 servicemembers were killed by a suicide bomber during the Afg evacuation, which was forced upon Biden due to Trump's crappy "deal" with the Taliban the year before. But this war of choice that Trump initiated... "Well, that's what they signed up for!"

How about we get a few million African swallows, tens of millions of coconuts with dense husks, fill them with oil, train the birds to fly back and forth to the States and problem solved!

Biden did it because of things beyond his control (bad, passive victim of circumstance) but Trump is doing it as a direct and foreseeable consequence of his own choices (good, high agency)

Never do a paneka! #whubre

I think my reflexive response to anyone who mentions "AIPAC" now is just gonna have to be a block. That's not an endorsement of the organization, who I think do not have a great history all the time, especially recently, BUT, it's just become the fill-in for "Jews" and it's pretty nasty. /1

Not beating the allegations here:

So Russia is helping Iran target American troops. Ukraine is offering drone defense. Guess who Trump NEVER ONCE has EVER criticized? Correct. Russia

Of course, they're all smiling during this "solemn transfer". Par for the course for Republicans and Trumpers.

"Over the past decade, the Boring Company has dug only a few miles of operational tunnel. It has never cracked $23 million in reported annual revenue…Yet, for reasons inexplicable to anyone who doesn’t worship at the altar of high finance, it is valued at $7 billion."

We're gonna run out of ignorant memes for them very quickly.

Our new DHS Secretary! A strong, fearless, manly-man who will surely do a better job than Noem! 🤣🤣🤣 #dhs

MAGA cheering the Iran strikes yesterday followed by filling up tomorrow:

One of the more disgusting comments I've seen today, and I've seen a lot. It was in response to a friend's post about the service members who were killed, where I blamed Trump. Trumpers are the worst, Jesus. Some of the leftists here are a close second though.

This is indistinguishable from an Onion headline.

The promise of OpenAI and Grok being used in war is that no human can be held accountable for the war crimes it commits, all the way up to where it sits on the chain of command. The total abdication of any kind of accountability, any kind of "am I following an unjust order" moral hesitation, etc.

"No new wars" really just meant "f*ck Ukraine" and everyone knew it.

Here’s something I know will be controversial but shouldn’t be: America and the world would be much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much better off if Kamala Harris were President right now.

Regardless of who wins the Dem Senator primary in Texas, or your feelings about one or the other, you HAVE TO vote for them, because these evil morons are 100x worse than your worst perception of Talarico or Crockett.

1000% true.

I don't think I'll ever forgive the people here and elsewhere who dragged down Harris, voted for Trump, or voted third party, or now say, "If so-and-so gets the Dem nomination, I won't vote for them!"

Trash Senator and trash candidate who deservedly lost those presidential primaries.

It's one of these two. You can spend hours poring over them with a magnifying glass and find more and more details and Easter eggs. These screenshots aren't hi-res though, so they don't do them justice.

Anyone uncritically sharing an Axios "story" is a fool.