So much going on so many think pieces to write!

Euro Nymphing is for poofs 🎣

This theme song had no business going as hard as it did.

What made rural folks so mad at urban folks? To the point where they devote entire hour long news segments and protests what we’re doing. Because anyone living in a major city trying to live, raise a family, keep a job and our heads above water don’t give 2 hot shits about what rural folks get up to

Caaaaaaled it. I wonder if she knows what she’s getting into tho, cause the devil may come…

Kim looks solid af LFG!!!!

So last night at dinner my kid takes a bite of what I made and starts doing this. So I was like “oh it’s like that” my wife piped up “what is that, what does that mean?” kiddo looked at her like 🙄 bruh when I say my spirit left my body 😂😂😂 12 y/o girls are such assholes y’all😭😭😭

Talk yo shit! Love to see ON’s winning

Open letter to the world: #We didn’t vote for this shit Sincerely: Black people

5 bucks says it goes nowhere

This lady should be serving eggs and hash, smoking Pall Mall 100’s and calling people “hun” at three in the morning. Not voting on policy that affects the free… sorta free I guess, world. Really believing Rome had it right

26 is the year of not paying these high assed prices for junk. I’ve made strides every year but now with food prices being what they are you can bet your ass I’m not playing that game. Pizza / fridge clean out night tonight, leftovers went in wifeys lunch with a salad cause I’m not wasting shit

1996 Gina Gershon was elite af!

This mf banned all the Black and Brown countries aaaaaaaaand Moldova. Moldovans left on read is so funny to me. I apologize I’m a asshole I know it 🤷🏾‍♂️ 😂😂😂😂

T-Mobil lickin shots at these foo’s 😂😂😂

Senate voted down the war powers act. Not surprised but it got me thinking. There hasn’t been a time in my life where I can remember the Senate making the world better. Obama care kinda I guess 🤷🏾‍♂️ it’s literally been 40 some odd years of obstruction shirking responsibility and personal enrichment

Yaaaassssass lawd fried rice supremacy 🥡 can ya boy get a to go plate tho?!?

Somethings in the air cause… literally got nothing to do but daydream and plot 2026 adventures today 😮‍💨

Thinking about switching it up and becoming an Orlando Brown million dollar chicken stan account.

It must be so cool to be excited for pitchers and catchers with your hometown team you grew up with and stuck with through the good the bad and ugly #FuckJohnFisher 🖕🏾and fuck you too Las Vegas 🖕🏾🖕🏾

I am fucking wheezing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂, god damned it I fucking hate these ass clowns with every fiber of my being 😭😭😭😭😭😭 if any of y’all clowns in the comments say “let him cook” I will personally hunt you down and drown you in a public bathroom toilet 🚽 😵

Someone please give this woman a podcast mic. I need this shit in neatly structured episodes I can run back 😭😭😭

The levels of bad assedry 🤌🏾

Saw someone call the man Deadbert on here 😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Emporium Capwell!

Anyway the burger was for the daughter, I made a veg patty and air fried cauliflower for myself since I had newly minted air fryer real estate W!

Burgers tonight as usual but the grocery store I typically go to to get pre cut fries for the air fryer now has the audacity to charge $6.99 for a bag. YES you heard that right, 1 funky assed bag o fries is 6 mf 99. Anyway I pulled a potato out the cupboard cut that sombish and made my own fries HA!

Lustily watching fly tying videos in the back of the van pool van #TheTugIsTheDrug 🎣

CBS news exec’s: “how can we get the Gen X neckbeards after a hard weeks work of tracking down stolen Walmart shopping carts to log off PUBG and watch our take on the news?”

Intel stock price has almost doubled since this admin announced the “government” was purchasing a 10% share in it. Government should nationalize more industries imo,also next time they tell you they’re going to tip the scales in favor of a corp. buy that shit frfr

Won’t you come and swoop meeeeeeeeeee #ClasicSlaper

Aye mayne CA?!? Actually bro is absolutely right it totally sucks out here 2/10 would not recommend. Go to Montana or Idaho or some shit just stay outta CA. The absolute worst!

Question for the Prius drivers in the room. Are you all bad drivers that are predisposed to purchase these vehicles or, when you put the key in the ignition do you have to insert your head all the way up your ass to get the car to start? Asking for purely scientific reasons

Me an someone’s puppy

Gonna need some Gay Rams wool socks 🧦 expeditiously and a cardigan if you got it. Just so I can stunt on you non gay wool wearing ass heauxs 💅

So I’m super juiced to be starting the semester and going deeper into control systems today but I’m super un-juiced to be starting the semester and going deeper down the “I really don’t have time for shit these days hole”

“I’m so sick of this $hit let’s dip.. “

I see Nina Turner back on her special brand of bullshit 👀. Who the fuck is bankrolling this lady?

Food for thought.

This is an interesting read. If low end malls are struggling and high end malls doing well doesn’t that negate the high end tag? If consumers have shifted to another source of readily accessible brands doesn’t that just mean high end is the new low end, or am I overthinking this

There is no way RFK Jr. doesn’t mean jizz

This was less than 3 months ago and shit like this has been going on since the inception of this nation. The mf shot a woman with a baby in her stomach and the gov said, “it’s cool you’re good dude”. Y’all gonna learn one way or the other

Using NextDoor as a dating app is diabolical bro. This generation of olds truly needs to be studied 😂😂😂😂

So now the #Resistor crew is crashing out on the military but they got smart and disabled quotes 😂😂😂

Daughter has her 7th grade history midterm on Medieval Europe. Told her all roads lead to the 30 Years War my dear and she looked at me like I had a dick growing outta my forehead 😂😂😂 super pumped for next semester, HRE LFG!!!!

Not the biggest fans of beer from Belgium but I do like this here. Don’t know what happened but after one of these last night I passed out by the fireplace with the dog and had that sleep so good when you wake you don’t know where you’re at for a minute 😂

😂😂😂😂😂😂 shit like this always makes me laugh cause what did you do to support them in the first place. Say thank you for you service when you step over a vet on the street? White mischief to the nth degree 😂😂😂😂