Leave that hippity hoppity to the yn’s Genuwine! Come on and join the rest of us where it’s warm and safe big dawg

I keep trying to tell y’all, THEE worst drivers in the world are in the Bay. It’s like the closer you get to the city the worse it gets.

Bro what?!?

Sorta chose me I guess, construction wasn’t paying that well at the time, pulling cod pots in GOA and the Berrings sucked so I applied, got a maintenance job, was supposed to be a machinist but they told me I was gonna be a instrument tech and now I’ve been in it for going on 11 years 🤷🏾‍♂️

If I lived in NYC I woulda voted for bro but the sheer level of squaring the circle, twisting ya punk asses into knots, mental gymnastic triple Salchows and thee glaziest of glazing going on over bro is pure comedy. Put the phone down, meet a pretty lady, get a job and start a family guys seriously

Unaltered pixels ftw

We need a serious politician willing to stand up to big business and the pdf file GOP agenda. Who could it Bee you ask… of wait that’s batgirl my bad. I def that that was bee outfit at first, umm no what nvm 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Imagine if Street Fighter characters were in Metal Slug.

New side quest unlocked: Attend Papal rave

Claiming Mamdani rolled fat boy because they were cordial to each other, is a choice. What did Mamdami get that has folks so in their feels over here? The glazing taking place on Bluesky needs to be studied bro. I mean we get it DSA in the whitehouse cool but what did he GET besides good optics?

Jordan Peele got a new Black Cowboy documentary coming out. That might be worth watching

She’s gonna be a regular on The VIEW by April

Men, are corduroy pants comfy? I’m intrigued 🤔

Bawhahahahahahahahahahahahahah BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIATCH if ya fonkey ass big head, donkey spork footed ass caveman face ass (I know ya breath smell like under titty sweat and grape nuts) golden shower bleach job havin ass hair can’t take what you dish out. Bye Biatch👋🏾

I need to go to Puerto de Marín and get hammered with some of these dudes just to hear their stories

Hey guys. It’s been a while. If you know any indie game devs working on a fighting game, I’m here to present FITEPACC VOL. 1. A collection of free, original voice recordings by yours truly. Fully mixed and mastered for anyone who may need some voice work :) www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/2ccwt...

West Contra Costa teachers deserve a fair contract! My family and I have been rallying with teachers every Friday for the past two months at Madera Elementary. Negotiations have stalled and teachers on the verge of a strike. It was so heartening to see the biggest turnout of families yet today!

This is all BS but Engineering 👀?!? After Rome fell Europe wallowed in its shit for 300 years until the Moores came because of lack of engineering. Do they want that for the U.S. now

The steward went below To light the captain's lamp The lamp, it would not light Because the wick was damp The captain went below To kick the steward's ass He said, "So fire it up you son-of-a-bitch The Golden Gate is passed 🐻

I know absolutely nothing about this dude so he’s probably a shoe in. Ain’t nobody thinking about whiteboard lady or dollar store OJ

Need to wrap my arms around her waist, lay my head on her thighs, while she rubs my head and sleep for like a day 😮‍💨

Fellas have you ever met a Latina named Fátima who wasn’t smoking hot? I feel like they exist in that same time/space quadrant as Black women named Allison, they just can’t not be fine.

Like seriously, it could be worse 🤷🏾‍♂️

Got a chance to work with good brother today, married, former Jar Head, Mexican cat that grew up in the hood and been thuggin it out to get him and his people right ever since he left HS. Man we talked for hours on the job. It’s good to know I’m not the only one in this mf boat. I really needed that

the richest man in the world created a large language model so that if people ask if he is a loser it says no he is actually pretty dope i mean come on man, there is nothing i can say to insult that guy, he’s beyond making fun of. just another level of being a loser.

Attending a forum and the topic is about Men only. Check this out. I in 4 men do not have a beat friend and 1 in 7 do not have a friend at all. I feel this one since I've been out of the military, I do not have friends.

Ok but eh, what does a slutty divorced dad dress like? We talking Tommy Bahama, hoochie papi shorts and Berkies with toes out. Grey sweats, Forces and a smedium Greenday tee. Or jeans, oxfords and a button down with 3 to 4 buttons open?!? Hmm

Happy Heavenly Birthday to the 5 Foot Assassin 🎂

Y’all still on here recycling jokes on here and not giving credit huh 🤦🏾‍♂️

Remind me what was Matt Taibbi’s claim to fame? I vaguely remember he was the alt lefts darling in the teens, it was him the news chick that left her family for that YouTube Bernie bro, that substack guy who moved to Brazil and bought a brown family, TYT, Jimmy Dore and the gay conservative dude🫠

He signed the bill 👀

It’s me I’m Niggas

Wanna see the lowest World Cup turnout ever. Move the venues from democratic city’s to Bum Fuck Idaho, Nut Sack Kansas and Taint Missouri

The Claremont in Berkeley 12/10

Look bruh even pilots acknowledge they’re sky bus drivers, if you want to go back to golden age of air travel tell these funky assed airlines to make it worth my while. A bag consisting of 4 mini rolled golds 2 honey roasted nuts and 3 Chex, an inflight meal it doesn’t make

Guinea pigs wearing armor you say? Yes please!

Frfr!

He looks like an extra from Rick and Morty

Dutch Crunch bread is an abomination. There I said it

Now her ex fiancé is writing substacks about how he found out she cucked him, the fuck is wrong wit y’all?!? On god them people stay on that weird shit.

God damnit I hate these things but I’m afraid if I don’t… Post something random or you'll have an awful December.

Oh shit the bill passed the Senate too!!!

The food at the repast

I told y’all what Nuzzi was 🤷🏾‍♂️

Having to pay an extra fee to have UPS leave something at your door is bullshit

Do 12 year old daughters get nicer as they get older or is this just the beginning? 😩

I like that you post a wide range of art on here but I really love that you credit the artist. It gives me a chance to go deeper with that artist if something catches my eye. Too many accounts on here won’t credit people and just post pretty pics for clicks and likes

Whoever runs on this platform has secured my vote