“Why don’t women report rape?!” people scream in the comments as literally dozens of comments in the same thread say things like RogerStoneHitJobIDontBelieveHerWhyNowTimingisSuspectSheShouldntHaveHadADrinkWithHerBossSheShouldHaveShownBetterJudgementWheresTheRapeKitAlFranken My lord.

Calling for Swallwell to step down while “yaaaaaassssss” to Platner is some weird shit. Ijs…

I love this photo of astronaut Christina Koch looking back at Earth from Artemis II. She's the first woman to see the full sphere of our beautiful planet. Welcome home to the crew, and thank you for reminding us of all we can discover together.

The Artemis II mission is a great example of why diversity & intersectionality are strength, not weakness.

In news that is only exciting to me, my bunny peeps are the right level of stale for consumption. (The chicks take a little longer but are my preferred shape.)

I love that folks love Pope Leo but ummm this is just the catechism, especially if you came up in the social justice framework of Catholicism- though I am a Chicago cradle Catholic…

Good morning!

REPUBLICANS not “Congress”!! Who is feckless and lacks courage?? REPUBLICANS!

Dorit calling out Kyle’s minions would mean more if she was self aware enough to see that she used to be Kyle’s minion. #RHOBH

Erika Girardi claiming at FIFTY FOUR YEARS OLD that she owns the word cunt is ridiculous. Grow up. Erika treated everyone far worse than Dorit is treating anyone. #RHOBH

Sigh. Melania Trump having been a sex worker, and likely having been trafficked, is not her moral failing. She’s a racist birther with terrible taste in sugar daddies. Those are her moral failings.

I think day drinking is appropriate after you clean up the yard fire you had at 6am.

What’s left of my yard waste bin.

Good morning! Pro tip- don’t put your fire pit ashes into your yard waste bin. (Yes my yard is a mess, we’re replacing our shared fence with our neighbor & all the stuff us on our side as we have alley access & she doesn’t.) anyhow, shout out to the Evanston Fire Department. 💗

Good morning to the 92% & the 47%. We were right.

My husband for the devil wears Prada stuff at old navy & was asking me what I want. I told him our anniversary is coming, do what you think is right but the That’s All baby tee better be in that cart. 😂

Im so vastly disassociated.

I think this is a decent way to “meet” your hero.

Good morning!

My youngest has a giant crush on Angel Reese. And I JUST put a Chicago Sky hat in his Easter basket. (He’s a really cool guy who is genuinely passionate about supporting women in sports who also thinks she’s really really pretty.)

#Chicago, #IL: 88y/o Daniest was last seen in the 10000blk of Lafayette Ave on Mar 27. She drives a 2021 gray Ford Echo with IL license plate #5612739 and suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and circulation issues. A SILVER ALERT was activiated. Have you seen her?

Why did I not schedule PTO today?!?

Talmbout saving up for longhorn steakhouse. Bitch we at Fogo de Chão. Get ya money up not ya funny up

I’m an absolute dumbass & failed to steal any of my aunt’s homemade Polish sausage yesterday when we were packing up leftovers. (We aren’t Polish or Italian, she just makes really good Polish & Italian sausage…)

And ye olde double down. I blocked but yall…

I am certain this Canadian man thinks he’s so woke he’s never napped a minute of his life, but notice the dig at my weight in a conversation about Harris being the better option for not just the US, but Palestine, as well.

I’ve been stressed about a work meeting all weekend- they’re reviewing our activity vs clocked time. I have some stomach issues, so I thought I’d be having a really embarrassing convo. Yall- my downtime is so low, they’re worried I’m not taking my appropriate breaks & doing too much. 🤦‍♀️

Good morning!

My aunt told me how much better E has been since I took over her care. That’s probably the best compliment I’ve ever gotten. I still am figuring it out as I go, but I know I’m going in the right direction.

I hate that my aunt made it so my cousin is scared I’ll forget about her on Easter. Meanwhile her basket has been ready for days.

Hegseth refused to allow the military chaplains to offer Easter Mass, only allowing a “Christian” service. So my fellow Catholics who voted for this, you’re actually getting the discrimination you always wanted! Congrats!

Good morning! Happy Easter!

There are very few heroes on my family tree. But I’m not here to apologize for them. I’m here to DO BETTER than they did.

I have 4 (grown) kids, a cousin & a nephew I needed to buy candy for this year. I dropped $87.20 on candy. Nothing fancy- not a single chocolate bunny. (Yes, they’d be fine without it. I wouldn’t be fine without doing it.)

Big family people- what’s your assigned holiday dish & how much do you hate making it? Mine is fucking jello eggs. No one understands that it’s sticky and also oily to make & takes up a stupid amount of fridge space.

Finished the Easter shopping. Covered all 4 food groups- sweet, sour, marshmallow, & Reese’s.

My husband has a man cold. It’s clearly terminal. Please send thoughts & prayers. 🙄🙄🙄

Good morning! It’s a 2 cup day.

I don’t want to brag about my nail place but they’re so quick the load of laundry I started before I left isn’t done yet. (No chip jelly cat eye for Easter.)

Good morning!

Dorit. Has. Always. Been. Late. Why are we pretending this is suddenly shitty friend behavior? (It was shitty friend behavior but they always accepted it, hence Dorit’s confusion.) stop making me defend Dorit! #RHOBH

Firing Pam Bondi doesn’t stop the subpoena. But now she feels betrayed. If I were a craven bootlicker like her, I’d have my attorneys working overtime to get me an immunity deal with the quickness and tell them EVERY DAMN THING.

How it’s supposed to work is you give the books away & then it’s none of your business.

Good morning!

The most important thing Schumer knows how to do is choose his battles. He chooses what is winnable & matters to limit the pain of the inevitable losses. That wisdom comes with age & experience.

You can vote for this lady or the guy who makes rape jokes. 🤷‍♀️

Chicago fact: Portillo’s is really tourist food however comma space the Portillo’s chopped salad is ELITE.

Good morning! This is my response when people say Chicago isn’t the Midwest…

The weather shift in Chicago is really fucking with my head & now I have a migraine.