Attorneys for Keith Porter Jr. — who was killed by an off-duty ICE agent on New Year’s Eve — are calling on the California A.G. to launch an independent investigation, accusing LAPD Chief McDonnell of being biased toward ICE. Latest w/ @liborjany.bsky.social www.latimes.com/california/s...

My niece’s other aunt is on a tear again. Apparently I have been living rent free in her head for well over 30 years. I feel like a should send her $5 for the crappy accommodations.

I do not argue with cartoon characters. If you’re SOOOOO BRAVE, say it with your name & your face.

Wow JD! You learned Wikipedia!

UCLA recently fired me over Bluesky posts about Charlie Kirk. Because of this, I am forced to relocate from (expensive) Los Angeles. Please consider helping me Rex, Francis, Brutus and Ms. Nero with relocation and living expenses. We have zero income right now. www.gofundme.com/f/support-jo...

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Watching the RHONY ep where a 54 year old Ramona takes a pregnancy test on a party boat because THAT’S why her period was late… 🤪🙄

Let’s share tiny wins. I finished this lip balm I bought in a Boots in Heathrow in 2022.

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If Punxsutawney Kitaen sees her shadow today that means 6 more weeks of rolling around on the hoods of Jaguars.

It’s sunny & 29 degrees today. You’d think it’s 75 out. The car washes are backed up & coats are unzipped, a few windows are open. Glorious!

Hey white women- if you have time to read Margaret Atwood (and you should) you have time to read Octavia Butler (which you also should.) They’re writing is a conversation, not a competition & both will make you better women.

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Well I secured my place in heaven. E is getting pretty shirty because she wants me to raise her allowance. I just can’t. I reminded her that my husband already works 2 jobs to make sure everything has what they need. J didn’t say “your own asshole father couldn’t be bothered to have ONE job.” 👼😇

Sometimes Panda Express is just the right thing. (Don’t sleep on the super greens, folks. They’re delicious.)

Good morning. I did my Saturday morning tidy yesterday so I can cozy watch Bridgerton IN PEACE today. Because yeah, I need to disassociate with pretty people in pretty gowns being pretty.

Reminder to white people. Voting for the Democratic Party all the way down ballot is the ultimate form of protest.

So no one is going to mention that the 4 journalists arrested yesterday all identified as Black? From @murielvieux.bsky.social www.dailykos.com/stories/2026...

I’m so ANGRY. My niece’s other aunt made her cry about protesting & made a 14 year old child feel like she needed to defend me to another adult. I’ve NEVER shared my thoughts on that woman with the niblings we share because it’s gross & inappropriate. How FUCKING dare she.

A food crime I'll admit to: I eat cottage cheese mixed with French- or the FAR SUPERIOR Catalina salad dressing.

4 Black journalists have been kidnapped by the federal government

My glorious niece joined her school walk out protest today & her trumpy other aunt is giving her shit. Our shared niece is 1/2 Mexican. Her other aunt & I do not engage with each other except under duress.

She was his safe person. 💗

Catherine O’Hara died. I am not emotionally mature enough for this.

The arrests of journalists Don Lemon and Georgia Fort are a test for every MSM member with a platform. If you are not voicing your outrage at this blatant violation of the First Amendment, you are utterly discredited as a journalist.

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Cancelling SchoolHouse Rock was a mistake. youtu.be/-EISWIY9bG8?...

ICE is already funded. They have years to kill more people because voters gave donald total power. Schumer got repubs to cave by separating DHS out. Go yell at repubs.

This sweet baby is 24 today! Happy birthday to my Aidan. 💗 (when you send your husband to art school, you get amazing iPhone pictures…)

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With all due, Sen Tillis- you are a public servant. You can’t really be doxxed. ICE is also public servants. We are allowed to know who is doing this in our name. I don’t mask myself at work because nothing I do at my job is shameful.

This is a time that I really appreciate going to Catholic school. We watched the launch & immediately after the explosion, we were told to get our rosaries. That rosary gave us a place for our fear & confusion & sadness & made us feel like we were doing SOMETHING in the moment.

My employer won’t put me on salary because I’m not management or IT, but is then SHOCKED that I’m not available after my agreed hours. You can’t have it both ways, folks. It’s only my problem from 7-330.

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Fellow menopause buddies- this is making me much less stabby. Could it be hokum? Sure. But I haven’t felt murderous in 2 weeks.

Not reform, abolish.

Can I keep it a buck with y’all? Renee Good did not deserve to die. She did not deserve to be shot in the street like a sick dog. But seeing white people say “ that could’ve been one of us!” In horror… makes my hackles raise, and turns the bile in my stomach.

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I have been trying to get my hair done since SEPTEMBER. Finally have an appointment tonight. Midway thru color, a pipe burst, making their ability to wash the color out a question. They will be able to wash the color out but may have to close before the cut. I can’t win.

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My annual existential question- do I want to go to grad school?

I HATE being on the same side as Rand Paul. I prefer his neighbor.

It’s my aunt’s birthday. Please enjoy this picture of me blowing out her candles. Apparently the 70s were pants optional. Very Fosse of my parents, really.

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This man starting fucking up my living room at 8am. He’s NOT FINISHED. Largely because he appears to need a full Union mandated break between moving each item in the room. I do what he’s been doing in under an HOUR. I may kill him.

This man is moving my stuff and I really hate being heterosexual right now. Because WHY IS THERE A MAN EVEN HERE?!?

Cosmo is VERY interested in The Quiet Man.

Good morning! My husband has randomly decided to deep clean shit before I got coffee. Please pray for him.