“You have to have a high paying job to be worthy of attention/friendship” is one of the strangest ideas in the world. The class of Underemployed Moocher is one of the most loyal sorts of all and this is a known fact

penis reduction surgery

youtu.be/loM9OQ8zpQI?... replaying Metroid Dread. Whoever designed this puzzle needs a stern talking to

food poisoning will have you googling shit like “can you be allergic specifically to cream cheese”

Unibomber Rachael Platten be like This is my pipe bomb

having replayed it in 2026 I can confirm that it’s crazy how good the first Metroid Prime is and it’s insane that they got it that right on their first try

Hyrule officials have arrested popular castle town amusement vendor “Bombchu Bowling Lady” for tax fraud

free app i had been using to log all my medication and how many I have and prompt me to go get more just went paid and now is unusable

*the police- Roxanne voice*: gaaaaay sex

*chorus of Elton John can you feel the love tonight* and caaaan yoooou fuck my ass toniiiight can you bust in meeeee

Simply Having A wonderful

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Now that old episodes of 2 good boys are completely gone scrolling down that old quote twitter I made seems insane

“What’s a good starter sandwich for someone just dipping their toes for the first time?”

I need to replay bioshock so I can figure out if it is actually an irredeemably bad game or not

first day on new job, pretty exciting

Sad but true: 44% of men can't find the Tinkle Popo

Cannot believe I found a mg turn a gundam in person for £40 while in London. Been looking for that kit for a good price since I saw turn a for the first time. Can’t wait to get into it

Does anyone else not reply when a friend sends them a video to watch/something to read until they’ve actually watched/read it? Like idk I’m not gonna comment until I do just to say something. Apologies that it sometimes takes me two days to do that though

the side salad at Morrisons cafe has edamame in it. total weeb cultural victory

man “career criminal murderer who fused with the electric chair he was meant to be executed with via magic” is one of the coolest character design concepts I’ve seen in so long

seven #deadlock

제철 생선 먹어라 Deadlock Victor & Paige

Medic #tf2

starting off the week with another job interview !

they weren’t kidding strawberry soju does taste like juice

it’s fun that Kirby forgotten land brought back Kirby doing weird morphing Kirby body horror shit like in dream land 2/3/64 which the series hadn’t really done since then. Mouthful Mode is more cutesy in comparison to Kirby growing a big set of snapping jaws sometimes like in 64 but still.

another job interview today…

gonna be really funny when expedition 33 wins that keighley award and the team gets brave and reveals they used ai generated assets for more than concept art and just “placeholders” they remove from the game when called out on

The Simpsons bit about the lesbian bar fire exit has ruined me because I genuinely do check for them in pubs and clubs now subconsciously

GEN Z HARRY OSBORN: Pete what's up with all those books about Spiders you can just look them up on Tiktok GEN Z PETER PARKER: C'mon Harry you know it's my, uh, Hyperfixation MILLENNIAL J. JONAH JAMESON: PARKER! YOU SENT ME .webp FILES! HOW DOES A GEEK LIKE YOU NOT KNOW WHAT A FILE EXTENSION IS

job interview tomorrow

Wonder if there’s anything thematic and deeply sad about Denji Chainsaw Man continuing to search for romantic interest despite acknowledging that all women he meets try to kill him and the fact he’s immortal

We could not afford voice acting for the racers however we can afford to show you horrors beyond human comprehension

suddenly got nostalgic for the time before imgur existed and was then later shittified, when you had to upload shit to photobucket and embed them in your forum posts that way

Sakurai randomly deciding that for the sequel to his fun Kirby racing game to reveal that the air ride machines are sentient and scream when exploded is so fucking funny

Hi im Woke Johnny Knoxville and welcome to Woke Jackass. And this is start lgbtq discourse online on purpose *guitar riff*

gay chat gpt be like it's not just penis—it's cock.

the mobile suit Gundam 0079 episode “time, be still” is one of the best episodes of anything I’ve ever watched. incredible little narrative

AMCs the Mayfair Witches review: abysmal dogshit

Suffering from bad dreams that disturb sleep as an adult is so embarrassing. Oh my overactive whimsical subconscious has derived new ways to make me anxious like a baby child afraid of a monster under the bed. 🍭👶🍼

he continues to be the laughing stock of more skillful british pedophiles

YOU: what if his name was penis parker and he shot web by jacking his dick lol YOUR FRIEND WHO WAS TOO INTO COMICS GROWING UP: They actually did that as a whole arc in the late 80s. Wasn't Conway's best work.

al pacino HEAT: you can ball my wife if she wants you to. You can lounge around here on her sofa in her ex husband's dead tech post-modernistic bullshit house if you want to. But you do not get to USE MY FUCKING AIR FRYER

what if instead of raising cane’s it was getting brain’s and it’s a restaurant in the American south where you get your dick sucked

GayBot: Hi, I'm GayBot. Thanks for upgrading to Windows 11. Would you like me to show you around? YES >NO< GayBot: Great! Did you say 'no' because I'm gay? YES >NO< GayBot: Really? Do you have any gay friends? YES NO >PREFER NOT TO ANSWER<

tears for fears be like you keep my penis hard via the system of touch and gentle persuasion

Just keep paddling, 621. Don’t worry. It don’t go down. Raven… It *do* go down…