another job interview today…

gonna be really funny when expedition 33 wins that keighley award and the team gets brave and reveals they used ai generated assets for more than concept art and just “placeholders” they remove from the game when called out on

The Simpsons bit about the lesbian bar fire exit has ruined me because I genuinely do check for them in pubs and clubs now subconsciously

GEN Z HARRY OSBORN: Pete what's up with all those books about Spiders you can just look them up on Tiktok GEN Z PETER PARKER: C'mon Harry you know it's my, uh, Hyperfixation MILLENNIAL J. JONAH JAMESON: PARKER! YOU SENT ME .webp FILES! HOW DOES A GEEK LIKE YOU NOT KNOW WHAT A FILE EXTENSION IS

job interview tomorrow

Wonder if there’s anything thematic and deeply sad about Denji Chainsaw Man continuing to search for romantic interest despite acknowledging that all women he meets try to kill him and the fact he’s immortal

We could not afford voice acting for the racers however we can afford to show you horrors beyond human comprehension

suddenly got nostalgic for the time before imgur existed and was then later shittified, when you had to upload shit to photobucket and embed them in your forum posts that way

Sakurai randomly deciding that for the sequel to his fun Kirby racing game to reveal that the air ride machines are sentient and scream when exploded is so fucking funny

Hi im Woke Johnny Knoxville and welcome to Woke Jackass. And this is start lgbtq discourse online on purpose *guitar riff*

gay chat gpt be like it's not just penis—it's cock.

the mobile suit Gundam 0079 episode “time, be still” is one of the best episodes of anything I’ve ever watched. incredible little narrative

AMCs the Mayfair Witches review: abysmal dogshit

Suffering from bad dreams that disturb sleep as an adult is so embarrassing. Oh my overactive whimsical subconscious has derived new ways to make me anxious like a baby child afraid of a monster under the bed. 🍭👶🍼

he continues to be the laughing stock of more skillful british pedophiles

YOU: what if his name was penis parker and he shot web by jacking his dick lol YOUR FRIEND WHO WAS TOO INTO COMICS GROWING UP: They actually did that as a whole arc in the late 80s. Wasn't Conway's best work.

al pacino HEAT: you can ball my wife if she wants you to. You can lounge around here on her sofa in her ex husband's dead tech post-modernistic bullshit house if you want to. But you do not get to USE MY FUCKING AIR FRYER

what if instead of raising cane’s it was getting brain’s and it’s a restaurant in the American south where you get your dick sucked

GayBot: Hi, I'm GayBot. Thanks for upgrading to Windows 11. Would you like me to show you around? YES >NO< GayBot: Great! Did you say 'no' because I'm gay? YES >NO< GayBot: Really? Do you have any gay friends? YES NO >PREFER NOT TO ANSWER<

tears for fears be like you keep my penis hard via the system of touch and gentle persuasion

Just keep paddling, 621. Don’t worry. It don’t go down. Raven… It *do* go down…

my pc has blue screened twice since I opened it up to dust it and replace the thermal paste on the cpu and now deadlock crashes randomly after updating graphics drivers. my pc briefly thought it was a new cpu for some reason and booted to bios

I’m not sure what chemical mixture is in those wipes they give you to clean off thermal paste before applying fresh stuff but literally every time i have used one the smell has given me a headache and I’ve had to ventilate the house.

Truly wonder how long discord is going to be around for at this point. It’s clearly floundering and they don’t know how to pay for it with it being free

old person aura farming techniques: saying “sorry about the mess” to guests but the house is spotless talking to strangers when waiting in places politely and well mannered-like always carrying painkillers making eye contact and smiling at strangers passing handing you money in an envelope

GBD’s snack review: walkers sticky teriyaki Pretty good!

we really need a better word than “media” to mean what that does. It sounds so clinical and alien. Greetings human. Now that the work day is done would you like to join me to consume some media. 👽

writing cover letters is the worst thing about applying to jobs. Hate it so much

I hate how fucking funny that video of Homer Simpson singing that Muse song is

my usb headset broke and i googled it and it’s a common fault that is fixed in further designs by the brand, which is cool, but they lasted past their warranty by like four years despite that

“Mac and Dennis become EMTs” is an incredible always sunny episode. Holy fuck

"comedy is tragedy + time" wrong. comedy is when you sing a well known song but make the lyrics gay. suck my fucking peeeenis white boy and so on

cannot believe the new Metroid prime has a big expanse where you drive a motorbike around for no real reason. it might actually be fun but like why

Lmao at people getting their jokes about Charlie Kirk getting shot removed from Bluesky and getting account warnings, what a stupid janitor team over here

*to tune of I’ll make a man out of you from mulan* SUCKING ON A PENIS BECAUSE I AM GAY

“Humans are intelligently designed” have you ever had heartburn

It’s so funny how almost every adult animated sitcom since the classic era Simpsons was written or produced by a bunch of musical theatre nerds so every so often you just get insane musical numbers and it’s a consistent trait of the genre

just learned that vitamin c doesn’t even help cure the body deal with colds when you’re ill. what the fuck

Scottish wildcats are ridiculously cute

thanks for the birthday wishes all! Will now commence zoo trip photo dump

It’s my birthday today

I miss 2 good boys

going to Belfast for a few days, anyone got anything they recommend ?

*in the cadence of that one Yes song* Homer Lisa Maggie Bart

halo CE still kicks ass youtu.be/hrhNTXj1Ru0