of every joke format I’ve seen on insta “bait and switch burter fancam” is the funniest

I’ve finally hit the point where I’ve accepted the big box of PS4 games and unopened figures in the attic is being driven to forgotten worlds at the earliest opportunity

Leon has been ill this week and having a rough go of things but today he chuckled when he got home from nursery, danced through dinner, and cackled while he was having a bath. well done, Leon

car’s attended byrgenwerth college this morning. got ice on the inside

the wee guy decades of expertise and billions in R&D VS the shagger a wee slice of lemon in a glass of water

“We are well recovered from that misadventure in the mines, Gandalf, but one of our number remains unaccounted for. Where is Bofur?” “Peace, Thorin. Bifur and Bofur are both by your side.” “I speak of another.” “Pray, then, tell me of him!” “I shall, wizard,” chuckled the dwarf. “Bofur these nuts!”

“This AI power metal song sounds way better than modern power metal! I want to listen to a whole album of this!” okay well go listen to a Dragonforce album because what you’re hearing is a ripped off Dragonforce song

being reminded of the way Cerys Matthews sings the words “road rage”, and feeling very slightly better about things

I Can’t Wait by Nu Shooz — a Mega Drive era Sonic the Hedgehog tune I fear

Me: hey all the steroids you gave me didn’t fix my problem Doctor: (started typing before I started talking) have you thought about trying a steroid,

Trevor Nelson is having a career retrospective and his backing track for chat segments is the Genius of Love hook with a classic west coast synth lead soloing over it. it honestly sounds so cool

took Leon to a soft play for the first time yesterday. twelve hours later: laid low with debilitating illness. those things are everything they’re cracked up to be

listening to sonic firestorm at 16: this album is just the same song over and over again listening at 35: ah, the use of motif is masterful… operatic! the true successors of Weber and Verdi!

save me power metal power metal… save me save me power metal

recording my observations about changes in me as a 35 year old dad like a resident evil journal. wearing a lot of khaki lately. begun to find lee mack really funny. radio 2. scott millls breakfast show sara cox half wower. pointless. pointless. pointless

need a higher ROI since moving to part time so considering maintaining the King Arthur JPEG casino funds but moving them to horse racing

mental the time dilating effect of being young. I’ve just realised that panic at the disco’s stranglehold over the scene that I remembered lasting a lifetime was a release cycle for one 40 minute album

oh a light came on after I was in the dark. better sneeze I guess. pathetic!

hey Tommy welcome to your nintendo switch year in review: you PLAYED CASTLEVANIA A COUPLE TIMES

doing the Dead Man’s Party walk with the powerpoint when it’s not my turn to speak in the client presentation

trying to play guitar fingerstyle with chronic dermatitis on your main hand is funny. it’s like well if it just came off it can’t have been very important skin anyway

difficult days lately but I learned a new tune on the tin whistle for the first time in a very long time, which is nice

think I might be getting into the proclaimers

getting really into radio 2 lately. half wower man bless you sara cox

when we were on the ferry it was rammed and a young guy let us share his booth seat. he was really nice about Leon even when he got upset. Laura said she saw him playing a game with “elves and castles” on his phone. perhaps there is hope yet for our people

had a nice festive re listen of Hogfather. turned out I had completely forgotten everything after the mid point. really enjoyed it

bath too hot doing big wildchild YAOW YAOWs

got another notification so periodic reminder that I can’t receive DMs on here, please consider contacting me via separate cover

BOSS NASS: wesa havin de bombad cholesterol

a good Blart these days is hard to find 🎶 so please be gentle with this Blart of mine 🎶 hey guys. just enjoying some dated humour. remember 2017? long time ago now. my, my. how time hurries on

the credit card worth of microplastics in my brain meeting my kale and pineapple smoothie

muttering “my yes. how time hurries on.” in a plummy accent. for my health. and perhaps from soft audition demo reel

This Chip Shop Is Run By A Vampire!? Smack Barm With Pey Wet In Another World

Just keep paddling, 621. Don’t worry. It don’t go down. Raven… It *do* go down…

MULDER: Common understanding of the phenomenon is that loss of the Heart creates Heartless and Nobody, but what if they were both in existence already? I don’t necessarily believe that darkness is the destiny of all things, but what if the Heart is born with its own darkness? SCULLY: Mulder,

Lady Kycilia says when we get to Axis I’m gonna get my own Gyan. you think Johnny’s gonna come too? I hope he doesn’t get one before me lol. hey wait is that Char floating out there? see what he wants lmao

titans pilot 1: you wanna get a shawarma after this if it isn’t too gross? pilot 2: sounds good dude. what’s that? pilot 1: oh i think that’s the psycho gundam pilot 2: again!? pilot 1: there goes shawarma i guess lmao

Zeon pilot: yeah so they told me it was just sleeping gas but when I took a hit of it I could like hear the Colonel’s thoughts or something? That dude’s got some stuff going on man. Anyway they’re transferring me Char (telepathically): did they let you keep any of the gas lol 😜

nother day manning the Axis comms desk. guy called Yazan says he’s heading out with somebody. sounds a couple beers deep. not my business. rock on brother. hold on is that Lady Haman on the— wuh oh

titans commander bask om: hmm… I do not seem to have killed any of our own people for no obvious benefit today (reaching for intercom)

(mumbling) biscoff gundam

sudden realisation that the lava reef zone theme and love and devotion are kind of the same song

a streaming service that streamed taiga drama. that streamed chanbara classics. please..: allow me to love your cinema

never felt the plastic cape did her much justice so got one on the after market more her scene, and she has come alive. to the extent she is majorly cramping her shelf mate’s style

Weeaboo Darkseid:

Life = Boat

deactivated the other place but wanted to make sure the Spicy Cube video made it off

Professional wrestlers who call each other by their ring names — cool, or cringe? There’s only one way to find out: join me as I spend the coming year insisting all my friends refer to me as Your Man Mick McCann From The Banks Of The Bann

did you guys know that with a small amount of prep you can make and eat a kebab for your lunch

you think they’re ever gonna allow Wolverine to actually be from Alberta. sound like he’s from Alberta. oh ya buddy I’m gonna join your fuckken Weapon X program suuuure