i generally pride myself on my candor but i do love to be dramatic. a favorite of mine is, when someone tells me about some wild misunderstanding or bizarre incident they had as a child, to say "you need to take that to your fucking grave" or "i would not have confessed to that under torture"

Lieutenants can have a little slommy

everybody needs a little accessory that when you add it to an object, it makes that object Them-Core. good example is whenever i see red-rimmed glasses i think !!!my frient :)

the skills are my favorite disco elysium characters and honestly some of my favorite characters of all time. i would kill to see more of them just talking to each other rather than just indicating things to harry

Resisting the might-makes-right order, in solidarity with the peoples of Palestine, Venezuela, Cuba and Greenland. Boycott, divest from, or exclude from contracts these complicit US companies.

snowstorm is an awesome excuse to bake (shrimp) bread

want to do another one of those "i think we're gonna have to kill this guy" redraws except it's iris wilson and charlie brown

i follow zohran mamdani and its kind of like living vicariously through the people of new york. the water here is probably going to cut out Again but at least i can watch this guy take a bit better care of his city

whys the sex and the city theme so inquisitive and suspicious

GO FOR IT HAORI!!!! #thegreataceattorney #susarei #susahao

these two headlines next to each other in the Star Tribune is really something else. you can’t make this stuff up.

#brry12moons prompt: Laughter. Or laughter lines in letter creases, and learning to yearn in a new language.

idea for a fanfiction/short story/improv prompt. gay bar hanky code confusion due to undiagnosed color blindness

lots of reasons i think people should gain weight but the leading one continues to be so that the small and large shirt sizes at concerts will sell at an equal rate

?!?!?! cookie run has a cute spinach woman???? why did nobody tell me. i like her so much

earthside assistance

Pearl Fey headcanon!! #aceattorney

i hate hate hate to romanticize the past, but i make exceptions for the New Deal and fabric literacy

on a lighter note: i like to think about what kind of trends or fashions that tgaa characters would be into in the modern day. & i think iris would like miffy, and herlock would immediately get hype with her. like just look at this you KNOWWW they would eat that shit up

the world will look entirely different the second you realise there is no such thing as a "consumer" there are only a ton of different types of workers. cutting costs by implementing AI to limited how many staff you need will benefit NO consumer, bc your consumers were the workers you just fired

i do not like benson boone's work in any real capacity but i think it's beneficial that he exists. i would rather hear this camp little mormon's music in the craft store than any of the other options for popular music right now

oh uhm. yeah sorry i uh. i thought the goings-on would be a lot more sinister. i'll just leave don't worry. yeah i was just expecting more devilish energies it's not a big deal dw i wanted to do a load of laundry tonight anyway. sorry

could write a poem with the popular searches list on etymonline today

how do you determine whether a book is classic literature or if it's just old

jellycat please send me your entire stock as a treat for my birthday? im little birthday boy? i want amuseables sun musical pull for my ceiling fan

side note bilingualism is crazy to me. as a monolingual chump. like holy shit dude how are you doing that

lets make up for lost time with papa 🩵 #tgaa #yujinmikotoba #susatomikotoba #thegreataceattorney

the results of double shampooing are always so great but i never want to do it. what do you mean i need to rinse my hair AGAIN i just did that ☹️

i would love to give my beloved sibling more in-depth updates on my life since i seem to know every last detail of theirs but there's like 2 years of exposition that is absolutely necessary to even begin to comprehend my present life and i just never bothered to explain any of it as it was happening

for much of my life i have been told on several occasions that people thought i was straight and cis for the first Many Many months of knowing me. i genuinely don't know how this is even possible at this point

making out with my girlfriends but i get distracted by the wikiflix basil rathbone sherlock holmes episode and i end up telling them to quiet down so i can watch my show

if you prefer getting freaky to a free collection of public domain films maintained by wikipedia editors, perhaps consider "wikiflix and chill" wikiflix.toolforge.org#/

Dads trying to relate to you: you cost so much money

(Reposts 💕) It’s time for my first shop update of the year!! I have a bunch of new plush, and returning favorites, available now!! Shop link below ✨✨ #handmadeplushies #pokemon #mylittlepony #etsy

re: lrp. herlock fluttershy sweater is the realest thing ive ever seen

fixed version

extreme, rapid onset craving for the white gatorade

Painted this in April and it's still my favorite thing I think I've ever made.

"They had an 'idiot' [baka] size so I ordered it and, true to word, received an idiotic serving of rice"

thick haired brunette baddies such at myself cant cut microbangs anymore because people are just gonna say AFAFAFAFAFFAFA YOU LOOK LIKE WILL BYERS!!! 😄😄😄😄 as if that isn't the worst thing you could ever say to someone

#tgaa #大逆転裁判 iris my baby

adhd sucks but also my train of thought is very funny to me. "that reminds me--" and it's something entirely unrelated. anyway, reminds me, sometimes i'll be talking about how crummy school is and i'll say "THEYRE PAYIN ME IN NICKELS!" and it always kills. bc, you see, they arent even paying me that

it gets kind of hammy sometimes how often people think Colombo is some unemployed nobody but the joke in Negative Reaction where the nun will not let him get a word in edgewise while she brings him soup and a nicer coat and later goes "oh so youre undercover? thats so cool!!" . does kind of kill me

reaction image of my sona ive been obsessed with lately because it can mean like any emotion

this could be herlockcore if we try

this is how I feel showing everyone my ocs

imagining herlock doing this to ryuunosuke. uncommon instance of herlock saying some bullshit as a genuine flub and not intentionally messing with him

how it feels when something goes wrong while developing my negatives but i was already planning to do experimental edits