Many younger students don't realize that, in a quiet class, everybody can hear them whispering. And so I will tell them to be quiet. And they roll their eyes. But, today I met an eyeroll with the best FNAF jumpscare I could muster. and they did not try me again. I don't know what the moral here is.

today's youth's lifestyle is just standing in rooms for an hour and a half and then moving to another one to stand there for another hour and a half. all the kids do these days is wait for permission to go do nothing in a different room

(re lrp) MAYAAAAAAAAAA

The thing about growing up is youre constantly given meaningless fake certificates to make you feel good, but then someday when youre 15 youre gonna get a REAL certificate. but nobody's going to tell you it's real. And your gonna throw that shitty piece of printer paper away and never recover

(re lrp) oh my god im gonna die. batrok... im compelled to feed him berries

i think this is my favorite Kazuma pose. it’s so funny

search your camera roll for hell ah. a classic.

academy award contending tiktok

sholmes talks very fancifully even compared to the other particularly victoriany characters but i do think if he were in the modern day he would, while speaking otherwise the exact same way, pick up saying "DUUUUUDE" and "we're so cooked" also

I've gotten back into taking my dog sketchbook around with me. And it's turning out that I can shirk off as much I want if the teacher looks over and sees I'm just drawing tons of poodles. Like they just go "OK guess we doing dogs now" and leave me alone. NO math allowed but puppies is fine

I remembered what shamseki reminds me of

burning hot and freezing cold feels the same

少しずつ春になりますね。がんぼるぞい！ translation: It's slowly becoming spring!

Pete can you fuck off im texting with a nonbinary hottie from hinge and when my phone buzzed I thought you were them

"THE LETTER" (a disco Elysium animation Fan made) #discoelysium #discoelysiumfanart

ouueeee i missed drawing dogs this is so fun. aminel

🌸🌸🌸🌸

cuno and cunoesse are actually very easy to draw i've found out. my evil children

i'm at a point in my artistic journey where i will do literally anything other than a painting if i can manage it

THANK YOU TO THE PEOPLE WHO TOLD ME TO USE ELLIPSUS. I SEE WHY YALL LOVE IT SO MUCH!!!! (The fact that they cater to fanfic writers like me? Screaming.)

saw a post that was like "MAKE YOUR OC BALD NOW" and I decided I would try it on one of my guys and immediately i realised he looks like fucking buford

also "do you have any idea how hard the liberals are going to fuck us for this" is still the funniest dialogue in anything ever. if i need to smile for a photo i just think of it. jeanvic's speech patterns really *shine* in that one

jean had a wide range of options for how to express to harry that hes ruining jeans life and their reputations and harry is a loser who needs to lock tf in but he for some reason chose "stop fucking me" and then stopped there. not even a "fucking me *over*" just plain "stop fucking me"

I wanted to give you a chance to stop *fucking* me.

how Let The Dancers Inherit The Party feels when you've played disco elysium

ao3 being down is like the one thing on earth that will get me to watch a movie it seems. im gonna watch fargo i heard it's like okay

shoutout to simply just the concept of comfort characters honestly. you have anxieties you cant do anything about? well now. have you tried thinking about kim kitsuragi

just became aware of this--the regime wants to clear-cut massive chunks of Oregon's old growth forests in the name of timber production. you have until March 23rd to comment. i know we have endless fucking things to scream at politicians about--this is an important one too.

went to a rager and my presence inspired genuine shock from everyone who recognized me. i don't know how to feel about that

everyone always says when they release quadrupedal starter mons "please dont stand up please stay quadrupedal" but yknow what? yknow what? i want pombon to stand up. i need a cute epic pomeranian furry design in this new game. or so help me god

He can't be a cop, Harry. He's twelve. And he says 'f****t' every four seconds.

Checked the date and holy shit it's been exactly a year since I played Return of the Obra Dinn. It is still probably the most stylish and engaging video game I've ever played, I cannot recommend it to all my nerdy little peers on this website enough.

imagine this wet bag of flour of a man calling you a loser :) #discoelysium

Text excerpt of H.R.7661 on Congress.gov, ending its definition of "sexually oriented material" with: “(ii) involves gender dysphoria or transgenderism.”. Legislation can be seen in full, including a link to contact your member of congress at: www.congress.gov/bill/119th-c... (Alt text added)

okay actually now that i think about it clay is a crazy thing to name a human boy

Harry, you're a cop with 'Pissf****ts' on his back! Do you have any idea how hard the liberals are going to fuck us for this?

#tgaa recent blender experiments with little darling chan

猫の日の頃のアソ龍

over the years i've developed a very vivid and witty inner voice and that's great but an unfortunate and noticeable side effect of that is i crack myself the fuck up constantly and other people have no context. and a lot of the time it's jokes that have developed for just me to understand them

problematic swear word usage gap

(‟He seems like a cool guy.”) Well, he's not. (The man interjects -- his voice is stern.) He's a sack of shit barely kept together by crazy glue -- but at least he tries. Unlike you.

“astrology for men” was too generous

put this on my headstone