Anybody know how I can make free spreadsheets that isn't Google?

Dead Like Me, which is over 20 years old, compared Trump to Hitler and said, "The assholes get treated like kings."

A weird side-effect of being a big tea-drinker is that, when I smell a nice flower, I want to drink it. Why have I never had a gardenia tea?

Fuck the Trumps Fuck the Bushes Fuck the Clintons Fuck the Bidens Fuck the Regime Fuck ICE Fuck the Congress & all those HIDING Fuck the billionaires Fuck corporations Fuck Israel & Russian operations Fuck the Nazis Fuck these fascists Fuck disaster capitalists & all white supremacists

I don't know how I'm just supposed to put up with gastrointestinal distress every day forever. I'm so tired

Considering that's over 37 hours of work for a US minimum wage earner, yeah, that's an earned block.

Do I need to relive the fever dream of Breaker High? I only remember Ryan Gosling and his best friend from that show, and for some reason, I've seen them both in space this week.

Apparently some people have just now decided that Ryan Gosling is hot, and I spent a lot of Project Hail Mary thinking about how horrible it must be to be world renowned for your face and how much dysphoria that must lead to as you age. Man's been famously pretty for 30 years.

Sitting here thinking about how making movies and TV is one of the few things the US does pretty well (though has ALWAYS been exploitative on many levels), but even that is dying from the same Profit Over People crap that kills everything else.

May it be America's last birthday

I just think the voice of Rocky in Project Hail Mary should have been Danny Pudi.

People need to realize that their doctors sometimes have no idea what they're talking about. The average doctor is 20 years behind on research. GPs aren't experts; they have general knowledge in medicine. They are not gods.

Why did I just see protein iced tea? When will this protein madness end?

No wonder Taylor Swift wouldn't speak out for Gaza if she had the fucking Zohan officiate her wedding.

When did Seven Nation Army become the official song of Sports?

I have once again made bland ass Chana Masala, despite using way more seasonings than the recipe called for. 🫠

I can't believe anyone ever thought frosted lips was a good idea

If my MAGA aunt is any indication, they are quaking in their boots. She is absolutely panicking about the "communist takeover." My mom tried to explain to her what democratic socialism is and she simply refused to believe the concept exists. So doing things for people is incompatible with democracy?

ICE just announced the death of the 21st person in immigration prison, Adrian Andreas Florian, an 85-year-old man from Germany. He died June 24. There's very little information in the press release but it sounds like he may have had dementia. Absolutely horrific.

I don't understand why five minutes on the stationary bike is just as difficult every time. Shouldn't I be building muscle and endurance?

My entire life has consisted of strangers asking me if I'm Irish, as if Scotland doesn't exist.

For All Mankind can never just let us have something nice.

The IDF is about to herd Palestinians into concentration camps.

Colleen Ballinger was in Waitress for a bit???? Damn, stunt casting really is outta hand.

Left- 600,000 children live in tents in Gaza which are bombed on constantly by Israel. Right- Israelis "PROUD" that they are killing babies in Gaza. They are demanding all of "their" land back now.

people mention SSRIs a lot when it comes to your wellness in hot conditions, but lithium and antipsychotics are even more dangerous (and psychosis can impact your ability to clock your own thermal signals on its own, so please check on your loved ones with schizophrenia and bipolar too)!

250 years old and we still have: Racism Hunger Shitty healthcare Over policing of black people High unemployment High prices Low wages Hate of LGBTQ+ No abortion rights No religious freedom Homelessness Unregulated corporations Tax codes which favor the wealthy Celebrate what? This shit?

I mean, you shouldn't be eating McDonald's in 2026, but the fact subscriptions are needed to fix machines should be radicalizing the shit out of people.

Happy Disability Pride Month! Now more than ever we need everyone engaged in disability justice. Fascists target the disabled. If you want to fight fascism, help the disabled. Wear a mask. Get vaccinated. Fight for public health, housing and Medicare for all.

Top 5% in Netflix Boggle Players 3 days in a row, yet I remain unhirable. Life is cruel.

shoutout to every “just asking questions“ establishment media hack who’s spent the last half decade engaged in tendentious pedantry about the term “trans genocide”. ya boy just tweeted it out

I really wanted to go to the garlic festival someday

It's amazing to me that anyone who isn't a right-wing cuck wants to celebrate "America."

I just honestly don't see much point in advocating for public transportation if we're not advocating for the right to clean air while on that transportation. Why would I sit with a hoard of unmasked people when I could choose the safety of my car?

Damn, taking ADHDers out of each other's pools is harsh.

I just hate when people are like, "Life gets so much better in your 30s and 40s." Most of my 30s have been the most friendless, hopeless years of my life thanks to the pando and having no idea how to be financially independent. My life is worse than it's ever been and I've no hope for better.

Understand that "tested" also means genital inspections-like a strip search-for Black girls imagined as being too fast or strong. If you don't know the very obvious, there is research about the harms of strip searches done to youth for any reason & Black girls are more likely to experience them.

Why do people still listen to these guys? It doesn't matter if someone is pro-queer if they also support racism; you should still call out their racism. Zionism is a supremacist ideology.

I haven't watched or read Heated Rivalry, and even I can tell this would be like seeing how wildly popular Ted Lasso is and answering with a bunch of soccer shows, which I'm kind of surprised I haven't seen. Although it does seem to have led to other sports shows like Stick and Running Point.

The thing about being a tea-drinker is that the same type/flavor tastes totally different from place-to-place. It can make it more fun to try, but it's really upsetting when you're broke.

Are people getting paid a lot of Substack? I just don't understand the insistence of staying on it when there are plenty of other sites to use.

Love when people come on this app to scold Americans for not having universal healthcare. Whoa, yeah, you fixed the problem by being condescending to people who are literally hurting from lack of care. Amazing work. Your Reverse American Exceptionalism fixed everything.

GOOD NEWS! A personalized mRNA vaccine, known as mRNA-4157, has shown promise in keeping melanoma, a deadly skin cancer, from returning. FIVE years later, NEARLY 70% of people in the vaccine group are CANCER-FREE. The vaccine also cut a person’s risk of the cancer metastasizing by NEARLY 60%.

No support in 9 months for Mohamed, his siblings, & their disabled parents, so we paper over that through this giving circle. Still displaced while their home is occupied in a shoot-to-kill zone. Help them eat. Help them get home. End this. Give/find their link here: chuffed.org/project/hope...

Wow, that was truly amazing, the Strawberry Full Moon rising over Ely Cathedral this evening. Seen from Little Downham outside of Ely, Cambridgeshire 😍🌝 I didn’t think it was going to shine through the clouds, but it certainly did 🙏🏻🥰 #Fullmoon #strawberrymoon #ElyCathedral #amazing #Wonderful

Good lord. Ezra Klein saying, "yep, you're right" to Rufo pushing racist Great Replacement Theory in the NYT. Unbelievable. Thread to see it unfold (and no, I'm not sharing a gift link for this garbage, sorry.)

UBI Avenue

The lady quoted in this story is dating Daniel Penny, who famously strangled an unhoused man to death on the subway and got hired by a VC firm because of it.

I just remembered the news had a story about how a billionaire has been trying to save a small town nearby. I looked it up, there are zero apartments for rent in the whole area. The first rental I saw, which was not close, is $22,500. Maybe Mr. Billionaire should build some housing.