feeling like December 2019 when all the dudes at work started getting sick from a mystery respiratory illness in Washington...

wait this Mamdani/Trump thing wasn't a SNL sketch...

My new favorite kind of meme is "here are detailed instructions on how to turn off AI". 🔨

Trump DOJ is now ignoring Congress and its really funny to watch all the right wing gun tubers lose their shit over a national gun registry and trying to keep the NFA so they can stop the working class from arming themselves easier. Trump is losing his entire base so rapidly now. Love to see it.

New @techaltar.bsky.social vid on Xiaomi, harkens back to the Guy Kawasaki evangelist days at Apple, which would mail me stacks of window clings and stickers. Apple should bring that shit back.

An investigation revealed that Greene had paid an artist specializing in scarification to use a scalpel to lacerate parts of her body in a pattern that she directed ahead of the incident, according to the complaint.” www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...

Why is Dan Da Dan season 2 a completely different animation, did they cheap out because it looks like computers took shit on the art in places and the editing for constant cliffhangers 🤮

god i need one of these for PNW street art men. SEVK & Make Seattle Shitty Again (jesus is an assman), and then the women that prop them up in the scene. SEVK touched my breasts without asking and tried to get me to get in his car. MSSA is a Psych ward nurse that will try and get foot pics

TIL i can just directly shitpost to the CEO of Flock over on Hacker News and I feel a lot better this morning.

No wonder they can't make an EV to save their own asses

really want to start a group called "Well Regulated Milita" so when the gov tries to ban it they literally have to say the words protected by the constitution

Trump attacks MTG. Let the games begin!!

boy oh boy, I wish Late Night With Conan o' Brien was still on the air tonight

in another universe Musk and Thiel died in that car crash and the world became a Socialist Workers Utopia

Marriage equality does not exist for everyone until disabled people can marry without losing their benefits.

Happy Thanksgiving to anyone that has MAGA family members and you can just keep asking them about Trump's Clinton blowie. Makes me wish i still talked to my MAGA cousins

Recession indicator, but it will set you up for copping a free roll from the corpo chain store with one easy to get key

Hiding your phone from Ro Khanna because you're texting Jeffrey Epstein in the middle of a hearing.

queer hacker collective graffiti'ing all over an offshore oil platform sub rosa

Wait, the same Singal who the BlueSky admins have gone to great lengths to defend while randomly banning all sorts of people who've done nothing wrong? Well, I'm sure we'll see a frank apology and earnest effort to make amends for unleashing this vile sociopath on the community.

Funko Pops might finally be dead. Really shows what happens to companies that focus on saturation and horrible treatment of employees. Downtown Everett is probably gonna have a big vacancy again in a year.

Looks like Seattle’s overreaching new civil suits over “graffiti” are beginning as they require a low burden of proof and offer defendants no legal help because it’s not criminal. This is how fascists stifle speed while praising hot rat summer out of the other half of the face.

I need a form for people to fill out when i start hanging with them so i can find out how quickly they plan on departing, it's usually right after i say i love them, even platonically. The year of loss continues and i'm so fuckin broken.

spoke with the executive director of my local food bank today and got this really incredible line: "if you donate 1 can of green beans, we can give away 1 can of green beans. but if you donate a dollar, we can give away 6 cans of green beans"

Yup, pretty much sums it up

Here are the Senators who voted to criminalize hemp products: [with alt text included]

I have a story about people showing up as Nazis to PAX East that ended up in PAX Prime banning a beer for having White in their product name. It has been done before.

Watching Otto take some Texas cops to school via their own body cams just made my night. "The man won the case law! Look him up!" 😆

Sending love to everyone whose health care has been jeopardized by the Democratic cave-in. These Democratic elites will not be part of the solution. We must proceed with that understanding.

Someone else did confirm with a small donation that they aren't even really pretending they're going to keep donations segregated out of the general fund, which has been a consistent point of contention that former members have brought up about The Satanic Temple's operation.

his only claim to fame was stolen from a woman, GNU Rosalind Franklin and may his name be forgotten by all

After giving one of my friends a breakdown of how the internet was pre 1993 and seeing where we are at now, the shift that took place post iPhone and the appification is where everything went wrong. The internet is now less open, less standard and its wall streets fault.

alright its fuck this shit o clock

I guess I've become *that guy*. Here's yet another @bruceforseattle.bsky.social ethics violation I'm finding I must report. For the life of me I don't understand why the SEEC can't just investigate these on their own without a formal complaint, but it is what it is.

i would've hated the movie less if it had ended like this.

There are no words for how evil this is

I had to.

If you take Vyvanse please check your meds www.health.com/adhd-medicat...

For some reason the media is not mentioning that the reason GTA6 is being delayed is they fired 40 staff over threats of unionization and now the rest of their staff are revolting

Change in Headline

ah the first time in your life you find out that your fave lip stain color has been discontinued and none of the new ones are even close.

In the last month at O’Hare International Airport, federal agents have repeatedly abducted rideshare drivers with legal work permits from their cars and disappeared them to immigration jails or fast-track deportation flights.

Not what I was hoping I’d see sprayed on a wall this morning but I’ll take it for now

why am i crying tonight. Because Aaron Swartz is still dead and I mourn the world we could've had if not for the Obama admin and the FBI's overreach.

once again SPOG says they'll do whatever they want if ICE asks for help. I for one remember how many SPD officers were at the capitol on Jan 6, and how easily they tried to get protestors to burn down the CH precinct so they could crack skulls.

best post i've seen yet with data on the Seattle Mayoral race

i love that she has purple hair, i aspire to be that cunty when i reach her age. 🤍

i may have poisoned myself with isoalcohol fumes making my own dye. Whoopsie I'm fine now but damn that was a rough few hours.

Maybe folks are better at probabilities on Bluesky!