Gotta respect the longevity of Microsoft Word. Nothing about it works but it's still the standard. Want to move an image? Go to hell. Want to edit a PDF? Edit your expectations, idiot. Want to ignore a spelling mistake? How about suck my dick. That'll be $150.

Posting this here to further embarrass them. @zenevol.bsky.social you are casual scum. Why don't you play a real Shin Megoomi Tensei game like Kyuyaku Megami Tensei or Last Bible? Strange Journey is my title for our friendship

*has sex with you in a way that both advances the plot and reinforces the themes of your narrative arc*

I just found out today that in Pokemon Scarlet and Violet, when you answer Geeta's question about which gym leader is your favorite, the game actually remembers your answer. Not only that, but Larry's response to him being your favorite is basically "You're sick in the head. Go touch grass."

A lot of families strangely still can't believe that a man can transition and become a woman, even after they see their son join ICE and transition into a little bitch.

can I make a suggestion

Genderfluidity

Funniest thing happened at work. Karen came in, complaining, asked to see my manager. I said I'd go get her. I walked into the back, took my jacket hood down and put on a hat, walked back out. She thought I was a different person.

Here's a Patchouli #Touhou #東方Project #PatchouliKnowledge

My brain has been so frazzled from work tonight, I forgot how to say "please move" to my coworker, so instead I said "beep beep" and poked her in the back to get her to move.

This is a good lesson, no matter how you come to learn it

Babysitters - Part 1

I'll bite, like away~

learning how to draw is awesome because you can have ideas and then make them exist

Gym fit ❤️‍🩹

Do I look bonita?

Lifting 👉👈

My parents sometimes wonder why I’m not a more independent adult. I wonder if it has anything to do with being told off for making mistakes and being called dumb and that I was doing everything wrong, so now I need clear step-by-step instructions to do anything or I’m paralyzed. Surely not.

(OC) Robo Nurse gives you some advice

*youth pastor voice, pointing at the sky* the one true dev is ALWAYS in chat

Unlike murder, rape is unjustifiable. You will die of old age before you find a justifiable reason for rape. However, I can name multiple situations where murder is justifiable. For example: Murdering a rapist.

Idk how many of these I'll actually get, but I'll try it anyway

Zeezi!!

Don't forget to take a sippy today, everyone! Thank you to @itsmikk.bsky.social for this amazing art. Mik is truly the best ♡

STOCKING🟣🟢🔵👅 #pantyandstocking

Yo! I’m SlasherShinigami, and I am an anomalous dragon femboy PNGtuber! I stream whatever and whenever I feel like, and usually am seen lurking around friends! I’m an avid TØP and Toku fan too! Either way I’m here to make myself seen, so stay clear of my blades! 🎨: #ArcaneGallery Oshi Marks: 🐉⚔️

seeing my friend typing something to me on discord and then saying "yes [name]?" before they even send the message like i'm a villain swirling a glass of wine in front of a fireplace and know they're there before i even turn around

Happy Appreciate A Dragon day to my draconic design kids @annalisebloodrose.bsky.social and @virtuallychar.bsky.social ! Did you know they are both raising funds to have their 3D models made? ^^ Also did you know we do a dragon discount on our vgen? VGen.co/MerAndFrog 👀

vtuber vs irl

me

From Sesame Street

"I like to stay non-political because I don't want to lose followers." If you only believe something enough to say it out loud to yourself and never in public because you're afraid of losing a few followers, did you ever really believe it at all?

beam beem ✨✨✨

😘 #FEHeroes

It's so hard to beat the gay vampire allegations when you're gay and also a vampire.

Out of context meme from a stream tonight.

Can't believe I'm saying this, but organized religion, the government, and public education actually succeeded. They taught us how to recognize bad guys. Now they're getting all pissed when we're like "It's you! You're the bad guys!" Funny how that works.

My first official MeltyLoo mini comic is done! I'll post more of these every week!!! I hope you all like it! Loo and Toothpaste #1 - Meeting

Some fields of mistria fanart since I'm absolutely obsessed with it <3 Celine is one of my favourite characters to draw! || #fieldsofmistria #fom #celine #celinefieldsofmistria #fanart #art #digitalart #gaming

Proud of her feathers 🤍💎🌸

Burning with passion! 🔥

Finished commission for SuperPotatoes! All I was told was to make a Bunny Girl Ninja vs a Fox Girl Pirate in the parking lot of a Waffle House at 3am. Hilarity ensued when figuring out the rest, from the implied Long John Silvers pirate affiliation to the Waffle House patterns in the fabric.

Miku Kitsune

Absolutely fuck ICE and nazi Barbie. I require anyone running for congress, president, hall monitor, etc to be in favor of prosecuting every last one of them. That’s the price of my vote.

Failure is okay, it means you took a chance to try something You'll learn far more from your failures then you'll ever learn from your successes The more you fail, the better tools you'll have for when you fail again What you do after you fail is what matters the most It's all about learning ❤️

You know what? New law idea. Every time the president declares war, they lose an arm. If it's really necessary for us to go to war, the president can do that...by cutting off their arm. If they don't want to give it up, they shouldn't be sending young men and women to their deaths.