Fash and MAGA types referring to Iranians as Arabs maybe ought to have gone to school or read a book or something because less 2% of Iranians are Arabs. If you’re gonna be an awful c**t, at least be an awful c**t accurately.

Dear Alan, You owe me £3.

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Ugh I know there’s a lot going on right now, WWIII, the Green Menace rocking up to parliament with her greyhounds, Boro beating Birmingham at St Andrews, me having a midnight snack, but can we all agree that DOUBLE GLOUCESTER THE WORST FUCKING CHEESE THAT EVER EXISTED.

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The majority of people in this country do not want us to be involved in this war. Keir Starmer of a few years ago wouldn't have supported this war. The only reason he does now is he will do anything Donald Trump wants - and it makes us all less safe.

As US and Israeli bombs fell on Iran this weekend, bettors on Polymarket — where $529 million was traded on contracts tied to the timing of the strikes — were cashing in

The Israeli military fucking love killing children

Definitely underplayed.

Potentially underplayed: Campaign energy The Greens were everywhere yesterday. They were on road junctions in the rain (my photo), they were door knocking, they were the only party that stopped me in the street According to my count from buses they had by far the highest number of signs in windows

Today is just getting better and better!

Of dear he’s very upset because the winner is; A female ( with views) A plumber and plasterer A northerner A local A plain speaker A hard worker A person who believes the rich are taking the piss A local councillor A dog lover of rescued greyhounds A product of our free education system #Hannah

Hannah Spencer walking into Westminster, sucking her teeth, tutting, and muttering "tell you what, you've had some cowboys in here."

Green Menace 💚

So the candidate who left school at 16 with no A-Levels and who's spent her whole adult life vocational, manual jobs beat the ivory tower academic turned cushy media pundit, but you can be sure we'll still get plenty more casual description of the latter as "white working class".

Not just a loser. But a bad loser.

The Green Party ran an incredible people powered campaign here. What a wonderful thing to wake up to. I’m a member of High Peak Greens just next door to G&D, I did some leafleting and met brilliant people from all over the constituency and the country who were part of this. I love Manchester 💚

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Tbf he’s got a point here

Enjoying the Allister Heath headline generator on behalf of my son.

Finally, the bug is back with a round of the Guinness.

Bloody Hamer from range. Useless. I’ve always hated Sheffield United.

Damn it

Get in Sheffield United!

“2026 is the year of the horse” The horse:

Reminds me of many a happy away day on the MFC supporters bus adding an O and removing an S from football club names in small but pleasing revenge for Middlesborough and Teeside. How we laughed. Still call the baggies Wet Broom to this day.

Why anyone is still on X is beyond me.

Plenty of talent but not much booze.

The folks who use kids as target practice have something to say about those classic evil guys: The Green Party

Today I discovered that when Peter Sellers was going through a particularly paranoid phase in his life, Spike Milligan sent him a telegram saying "IGNORE FIRST TELEGRAM". There was, of course, no first telegram.

CHOOOOOOOOOON!

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I know nothing about skiing but this women is an absolute queen.

According to recent study, one out of every three Reform voters is just as fucking stupid as the other two.

Smoky bacon, cheddar and maple syrup pancakes rule the day. Lemon and sugar takes second place these days.

Happy Barrington Day!

Outbeasted but not outclassed by Coventry tonight. I think we’ll still win the league. They’ve got to go to Sheffield United and get something. #utb #covmid #middlesbrough

The orb! The burning orb has appeared in the sky! Bow down before it unworthy scum!

Lots of respect for Pep

4,000 year old spreadsheet!

Do you have to be gross to become a billionaire or does being a billionaire make you gross? Which way round does it happen?

The kids actually made animals that don't exist. The AI just put a bunch of stuff that already exists together into a polished slop blender. You can't get a better illustration of why AI can't create anything new while human creativity is bottomless.

How vile. As if he wasn’t vile enough.

Gen A.I. barons want us talkinge alone on our phones to a demon thei created, and not goinge places and being wyth each othir yn art and joy and communitye. Thei want cinemas to shut downe and broadwaye to go darke. Thei want wryteres to stop writinge. Thei want to build hell and have us pay for it.

I like the look of that

Saturday. 10am. Denton. Biggest action day ever? We have to stop Reform. Let’s elect Hannah Spencer 💚 actionnetwork.org/events/big-d...

From the CWS ARCHIVES. December 2022.

Devo’d about this one. Had a weekend in London planned with my wee boy, and our first visit to Loftus Road. Can’t make it back home at reasonable time now with my son at school the next day. So many games I’ve not been able to take him to this season because of sky. Am slowly losing him to Arsenal.