How are we supposed to go back to work tomorrow after bearing down so hard last night?

Wake up babe tonight’s Good, Better, Best video just dropped.

When do people stop saying happy new year? I have had two people say it to me today.

I’m going to start a GoFundMe for the Pope so he can watch the Bears game on Saturday. NFL on Prime isn’t available in Italy. He needs to get DAZN.

HAHAHA GOOD LUCK

I love this theater. 💙

Secret Service commercial during the Rose Bowl is wild. That tells you the state of the world.

New Years Eve at 6am. Who knew that would be the least busy time ever at the gym?

#LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched 🎁 It’s the holiday season for sure 😂

It’s December 19th and I haven’t had one of the popcorn tins with the three different flavors of popcorn. Is life even worth living?

Looks like Puka Nacua has a case of the WR1 syndrome.

Tom Brady cheers every time a big play is made and it’s cringy. You need to not be biased. No cheering in the press box.

I am ready to yell at my tv about baseball again

I’m once again asking, is She’s The Man (2006) the pinnacle of cinema?

DJ Moore should win that award just for wearing a Sox hat.

Tom Brady is an insufferable announcer.

I have big news. Blue Raspberry flavored things are just Raspberry and Lime. You’re welcome.

Montana is wild.

I don’t trust anyone who has a bird as a pet.

I saw Now You See Me, Now You Don’t (2025) tonight. It was something. Campy and not great.

All I want for Christmas is for the worst people in the world to experience some consequences

I love a locker room name plate for White Sox legend, Nicky Delmonico.

The only Black Friday shopping I did was buying shirts. Is this what growing up is all about? It’s not video games anymore, it’s clothing.

Violent Night (2022) is one of greatest Christmas movies ever and there’s nothing you can say to change my mind.

Happy Turkey Day! #mst3k

Because Wicked has 47,000 showtimes, it has kicked out so many smaller movies from the theater. How frustrating.

Won’t be doing that Aaron sorry

If little Debbie has her Christmas tree cakes out, we can set up outdoor lights. I don’t make the rules.

We shouldn’t be celebrating that the government shutdown is over. We shouldn’t have had it in the first place, but this country is run by incompetent people who aren’t focused on the people. They are focused on power.

Dreams do come true. Portillos in Georgia arrives next week.

Repost with an iconic fictional band

Going to concerts in the mid-30s isn’t glamours work, but it must be done.

Is this weekend too early to put up Christmas lights?

I just got a socket wrench set for my birthday. This is what birthdays look like in your 30s.

I got my first birthday freebie from Andy’s Frozen Custard. Commence birthday countdown. Turning 35 in 10 days. 😅

Broncos throwback uniforms are so good it’s criminal.

I'm sorry, Canada (evergreen)

yamamoto gonna go nine isn't he

In case anyone was wondering, Gate agents at the airport do dress up for Halloween.

Tonight …. Roofman!

I’m going to Chicago this weekend and it’s cold. I need to locate my pants. Haven’t worn them in months.

we used to be a real country

I still can’t get over that they stopped Game 2 of a World Series game for the Jonas Brothers to play a song. Absolutely idiotic. They aren’t even from Canada.

Wild group of movies 😂 #LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched

Such a stressful game. I feel like the Dodgers are going to whoop the Jays. Only time will tell.

It’s the bottom of the 8th. “Let’s hear a quick word from Fanaduel.” How about no?

Every time I switch to MNF, the Mariners hit a home run. I’ll keep doing that for the rest of the game. 🫡

Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through

Just saw a TikTok comment that said the Cubs winning the world series put us in the bad timeline, the Mariners winning will take us out