Incredible health tip.

Two-dollar hot dog night. Two hot dogs one bun. Less carbs. Follow me for more health tips.

Braden Montgomery (top) and Riku Nishida (bottom). Literally David and Goliath.

Old friend alert. Miss you Beau (and Gavin) Sheets.

Questionable things I heard in the airport bathroom at 5:30am: -Sound of the iPhone camera click -A man trying to flush his toilet three times. Atlanta going to Atlanta.

I had some tree work done in my yard. Wow, didn’t realize it was so important that the entire city of Atlanta emailed me.

Mune is him

Just not your day, bud.

Aging well.

Sportscenter anchors are so cringy these days, it’s wild.

When the White Sox win the World Series in the next five years, do they visit Pope Leo instead of the president?

The post-apocalyptic Wasteland in the Mad Max franchise

Old friend alert [2]

Nacho sombrero.

I just saved a woman from leaving her bag behind. Not all heroes wear capes.

Sometimes you just need to rawdog the airport, aka go through the whole process without headphones.

You know when you have a bad day when you throw away your shirt in the AMC theatre bathroom.

What an absolute disaster.

Shane Smith is cooked

I’m the funniest person alive. Don’t @ me.

Is this good?

This is aging well.

White Sox bullpen is garbage.

I just ate three items from Taco Bell and I’m now going on a walk. Follow me for more fitness tips.

How can you not be romantic about baseball?

Happy opening day to all those who celebrate. Future child: “Dad, what is true love?” Me: “Well …”

Stop trying to make Bert Kreischer a thing

Me trying to read who’s at bat right now.

Wait, baseball is being played?

I’d rather watch Charlize Theron run from Taron Edgerton in the jungle for 3 hours than rewatch that opening night ceremony.

Past five months: God I miss baseball Ten minutes into Opening Night: What the fuck is this?

They are trying so dang hard.

Netflix has to chill. WWE entrances for baseball.

Y’all complain about ITP Atlanta having crazies. I was just OTP and someone was muttering to themself, “Trump is a communist. We’re all living in communism.”

#LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched

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I’m afraid for Friday night. #WBC

I love DJ Moore.

If one more person tells me to watch Traitors I’m going to lose it.

Happy #LetterboxdFriday. My #LastFourWatched!

Portillo’s rules.

Pretty sure I had a dream that the bears were still in the playoffs. I miss the Cardiac Bears.

I fight for pizza.

This is boring Where’s baseball

“Thank you for the memories, Luis.” Who is cutting onions in here? Man that hit me too hard 😂

With the Bears season over, it’s officially baseball season! Ah, shit.

How are we supposed to go back to work tomorrow after bearing down so hard last night?

Wake up babe tonight’s Good, Better, Best video just dropped.