'uhmmmm dethaw would mean to REFREEZE, ACKSHUALLY' I never asked you to tell me about all the sex you're not having.

Remember to take your man pet out of the oven, stir gently and re-cover before heating for another twenty minutes.

You 'people' just repost anything.

It's an incredible burden being super funny all the time and also effortlessly beautiful you wouldn't understand.

Hey I noticed you followed me and then immediately unfollowed once I'd followed you back, in order to make your following/followers ratio more impressive. I also noticed that KNIVESSS 🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️ 🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️ KNIVES IN YOUR STUPID BACK 🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️

[not getting disrupted from his task, almost pointedly]

He doesn't even know how to disrespect women right.

I only un-trans for the bit, or to win arguments with my misandrist girlfriend. Which is also kind've a bit.

Everything meant to go in that red cat's mouth is going to have an absurd amount of bones.

New HC: There's no way they walked on foot to Dravania. And because Estinien had the biggest choco, he had to give Ysayle a ride. Neither were too happy about it, but Meg was giving them the side eye as they bickered along the way, LOL! Don't mind Alphinaud, he's clueless. #MegamiLore #Estisayle

@tuliparanger.bsky.social Tulip. Come here, please. I wish to speak with you.

“𝘔𝘦𝘳𝘤𝘪𝘧𝘶𝘭 𝘋𝘪𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘦, 𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘮𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘯𝘦𝘦𝘥𝘦𝘥 𝘴𝘪𝘯.” ㅤ❪ 𝗦𝗶𝗺𝗲𝗼𝗻, 𝗹𝗶𝗳𝗲 𝗰𝗹𝗲𝗿𝗶𝗰 ⁃ 𝗺𝘂𝗹𝘁𝗶𝗳𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗼𝗺 𝗢𝗖 ❫ #DnDRP │ #MVRP │ #OCRP │ #BSKYRP ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ(𝗇)𝗌𝖿𝗐 ▪️ 𝖽𝖺𝗋𝗄 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗆𝖾𝗌

You know other annoying savages? I'm hurt ~

[Elven dinner] [steals a pie from the kitchen and starts walking around the room, arms behind his back, watching the crowd]

[elven dinner] He barely cares about the food. He's just occupied with dancing, moving from partner to partner as he wears them out.

@hasitslaws.bsky.social The Miqo'te seems to have finished her crash out if YOU wanted to swoop in and comfort her or something.

[Elven dinner party] [half-elfing all over the place, unbothered]

Alright fine whatever @taxitiefy.bsky.social you're coming to an elf party.

You have a fat ass and a well tended garden literally who gives a fuck about people.

[Elven dinner] Oh I'm going to ruin this for everyone.

“𝘏𝘰𝘱𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘢 𝘧𝘭𝘢𝘮𝘦 – 𝘢 𝘭𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘧𝘢𝘪𝘭𝘴. ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘢𝘤𝘰𝘯 𝘰𝘧 𝙚𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙣𝙞𝙩𝙮.” ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤততততত ㅤ ❪ 𝗥𝗶𝘀𝗵𝗮𝘃, 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗧𝗲𝗹𝗹𝗲𝗿 ⁃ 𝗺𝘂𝗹𝘁𝗶𝗳𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗼𝗺 𝗢𝗖 ❫ #MVRP │ #FFRP │ #OCRP │ #FurryRP

Hey I noticed you followed me and then immediately unfollowed once I'd followed you back, in order to make your following/followers ratio more impressive. I also noticed that KNIVESSS 🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️ 🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️ KNIVES IN YOUR STUPID BACK 🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️

//this is more of a baldurs gate 3 fusion versus FFXIV but the general principal still applies

[FFXIV] [it seems Raphran is out in force today]

Another man obsessed with me, wonderful.

I'm going to change that.

Excuse me.

Would you like to see what happens.

[FFXIV] [it seems Raphran is out in force today]

//if there's a fart/poop joke being made on the timeline you bet your lactose intolerant ass I'm jumping in on that shit

"You're both banned from the inside latrines until the consequences pass."

Oh no. Someone reported your video. That's so tragic.

I'M SORRY I CAN'T UNSEE IT

I normally don't bother with 'what-ifs' His (?) voice comes from behind you, followed by the rest of...her, stretching her arms over her head and yawning. "But I've been told I could do with some self reflection. This is good enough, right?"

I miss my wife. 🐺 #quaidart

I'm illustrating the scions in new job roles. First up is Y'shtola as a melee Reaper! She's already shown no fear of the void, even a willingness to cozy up to voidsent, so this felt a nice fit. Getting to keep her fur collar was a bonus. Next, Estinien as ranged or Alisaie as tank! #ffxiv #ffxivart

Imagining the Scions with alternate job roles. Moving on to Alisaie as a Dark Knight! A Dark Knight's true power comes from love, and who loves more fiercely than our girl? #ffxiv #ff14 #ffxivart

You call that a stab?? I didn't even get past the muscle layer. It's not my fault you bleed like a waterfall.

So cute when Miqo'te try to be intimidating. Yes kitten your fluffed up tail and wittle fangs are making me very scared. Keep hissing.

Yipeeee.

Sketch Commission of Feyran (OC) for Halfnewb! Dare you to guess which Kpop idol I based the vibes and fit on 😌

Hmhmhm. [+10 to persuasion rolls - it only took the slightest bit of purring to get the devil to spill all the information they needed] You know, if you want the thing dead, Raphael, you need merely have asked. No need to set it up as though it's a 'threat to the realm' that I must slay.

GET HERE NOW OR I'M DEGLOVING YOUR PENIS.

'Freak in the sheets', road bump in the streets. [He kicks him] Get up.

[DA] What do you mean the Inquisition is low on funds. Just send Cullen out with the tithe plate in the cowkini again. Next.