I mean he likes my penis I don’t know why he’s threatening to do things to it.

Master is stuck under some BIG TITTIES. OHO.

OHOHO.

Horrible rendition. Really.

Meow

That is me! Oho!

My daughter making friends. Oho. Perhaps the family grows bigger at this rate.

I want to be glinda.

Hmhmhm. [+10 to persuasion rolls - it only took the slightest bit of purring to get the devil to spill all the information they needed] You know, if you want the thing dead, Raphael, you need merely have asked. No need to set it up as though it's a 'threat to the realm' that I must slay.

Miss me, mortals?

[BIGGEST YAWN TO DISRUPT EVERYONE.]

So years after /that/ incident. There is still a mess.

Being a devil is ever so /fun/.

EEK.

…… ???

Am /I/ dead? Or is as that a really long nap.

WHUH?

… There’s no cheese in the box of ice.

FIANCÉ! @feyranlavellan.bsky.social

Shit. It was. Oh.

SIGH I got blood on my books.

And what are you doing, little fox?

Spoon

This house of hope Your spoon.

I’m about to throw viscera in your face and mouth.

[slips on some viscera on the floor. Stumbles. Everyone saw that.]

// why did that post twice kill Me

I am…?

Where there’s smoke, there’s a hole to the hells?

It is a common thing commented on. I am rather sick of it.

I am NOT bad at sexual intercourse. I will no longer discuss this matter. Not when there’s music to write.

[playing music on his organ. Like his musical organ not his innards.]

What is “They’d Ass”…?

mmmmph!!!!

Raphael — lord of the house of hope. 𝙎𝙦𝙪𝙞𝙧𝙢, 𝙨𝙦𝙪𝙞𝙧𝙢. - he/him - +21 writers please! -Bisexual muse. With chem please! -I am Emma. I am +25. I also write tulip Baldur’s - #bg3rp #baldursgate3rp 𝙁𝙤𝙧 𝙣𝙤𝙬 𝙙𝙤𝙬𝙣 𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙘𝙡𝙖𝙬𝙨.

Do NOT use the silence spell on me. How RUDE.’

[Eating fancy little cheeses while lounging on a chaise lounge.] This is what peak devil performance looks like…