//the news wasn't good. I'm sorry. I will not be around much. I don't know for how long. If you see this reposted, it's by one of my alts. Frog mun says you're all great friends. And keep me and my family in your thoughts.

I hate waking up and none of you did anything interesting. I'm going back to bed.

//i had a dream last night that Trickshot met Bill Cipher They did NOT get on

I just had an analog horror nightmare that actually scared me. I'm embarrassed. The super predictable glitchy scream. And oh yeah? Is that characters mouth gonna get bigger and its eyes turn red? No one's thought of that before. Still got me. Dammit. Dammit.

You break into someone's house /one time/ while they're tripping balls on allergy medicine and suddenly you're 'the Hat Man' 🙄🙄🙄

Yes the boss DID cry when he thought Batman was dead that one time. And yes it WAS super uncomfortable for everyone!! What a great joke though.

Ooohh I'm soooo sorry for not keeping an encyclopedic knowledge of every single skull face freak readily accessible in my head. You know SOME of us are henchmen on the front lines taking concussive blows to the head every day while you just have homoerotic monologues with your hero of choice.

Rose I need you to listen to me very very carefully. I want him to eat me alive. I want him to bite my ass and leave a chunk missing like a cartoon donut with a bite taken out do you understand me.

Never Forget 🙏

Whenever someone uses he/him pronouns without asking me I assume they have been ogling my bulge. Presumptuous of you but very understandable. You may continue!

How long did Batman deal with nipple chafe before he learned to tape those things.

Someone just asked me if I forgot to pick up my Adderall prescription for some reason. What a completely insane and uncalled for thing to ask me.

Me when I say 'yaoi hole ambrosia'

//hm. Shakes brain. Filter is out again

Did I say that? Probably. Changed my mind.

I log onto social media. I rattle off the first three thoughts to cross my head. I slap Riddler on the ass. I log off.

Your honor who caresses oh my goddd who caressss

You'll never believe this but I went to art school.

Just got some baller bath bombs so now Gotham not getting several buildings demolished all depends on me having hot running water tonight.

Good news! I went to Therapy! Now I know all sorts of different key phrases to excuse my behavior!

"Please, come in. This is a safe place." At long last, the doctor is in. Mazen Lightwood, AKA the Counselor. A Miqo'te with an Echo power that gives him uncanny insight into, and influence over, the emotions of others. All are welcome!

"My long slutty waist and legs have enraptured yet another fool."

Coffee

Never Forget 🙏

I'm FINE BY THE WAY!!!

And I'm so good that I'll make you wanna stay up-🎶

Hospital

//there is actually a reason behind their name! And this is because they have a lot more powers at their disposal than they use/show they operate at a henchmen level when they could be much more of a problem if they wished to be

Did I sit in speedster catnip? Why are so many fast guys after my delicious ass!

"In that slutty skin tight suit no less."

.... ????????????.

Heroes lovvveee filling my timeline with one sided conversations and honestly it's the main reason I'm evil.

"Please can a more cultured hero harass me, this is so cringe."

Leannning out the window. "What the fuck they doin' over 'dare."

Grabbing them by the legs and sending them spinning down the sidewalk, laughing and clapping as they spin. "Wheeeee!"

@ticktockcroc.bsky.social Knocking on his warehouse window with their staff.

[Incredibly Hungover]

‍⠀𝚊𝚊𝚛𝚘𝚗 ' rin ' doe . 🪟 𝚎mbodiment of 𝐃𝐢𝐬𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 . close associates can call the spirit ' 𝐑𝐈𝐍 ' ( no one calls him Rin . ) associates refer to him simply as 𝐃𝐎𝐄 . & just assume his given name to be John . #𝐀ᴇᴅɪꜰɪᴄ. #mvrp. #ocrp.

𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐤 𝐈'𝐦 𝐚 𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝟏𝟎𝟎% 𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭.ᐟ 𝐈'𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐞𝐧.ᐟ.ᐟ ﾒ𝟶ﾒ𝟶 ~ 𝓗𝓪𝓻𝓵𝓮𝔂 𝓠𝓾𝓲𝓷𝓷 ♡/⟳

#MerryChaos2025 ... You know what, yes. I did hire Cocaine Bat for entertainment. You're welcome!

Go! Go! Go!

"CROC! Join me for this duet!" Gesturing at the karaoke setup.

Any villains wanting to submit their name for the King Villain Contest should do so here! #MerryChaos2025

X stands menacingly and quietly in the corner. Just watching everyone. Potential clients. Or potential targets. Either way, he feels like he should be more social. #MerryChaos2025

That's an awful lot of techno rave music coming from Gotham's Charity Ballroom. #MerryChaos2025

Cheering and clapping and jumping up and down!!!

"Plenty of both, my friend! There's a huge truckload of raw fish too! Is the shark thing literal or..."

#MerryChaos2025 "Oh there IS a prize for whoever wins the King Villain crown. You have to submit your name to the list though."

"Happy Party Day, Gotham's Finest! It's time to get FUCKING CRAZY!" #MerryChaos2025 ( art by me, shading by @iepidoptera.bsky.social, background is www.facebook.com/markreecastl...)

The HEROES are all probably going to do some sappy SECRET SANTA bullshit while WE'RE going to have a VILLAIN CONTEST and ALCOHOL and KARAOKE. Don't forget!!