I understand why Roy is the way he is.

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“STOP GIVIN’ ME ADVICE.”

“Everyone suddenly is a hygienist.”

Hmph.

Killer Croc large and in charge @ticktockcroc.bsky.social

(Hateful stare followed by Waylon tossing the duck keychain into his mouth.)

You ever say those words in that order again and I will rip your jaw off.

Those fuckers are in for a rude surprise if they come down here.

Boy could not handle me.

… What do you want, Trickshot?

😒

Despite his earlier threats and promises to @theblackmask.sunder.my, Waylon found himself shoving his way into the headquarters of the most pompous asshole in Gotham. “WHERE IS ROMAN?!” He roared, grabbing an intern by the neck and carrying the poor sap along as he forced his way through the +

Yeah, unfortunately, lots of people want to fuck the clown. 😒

… speedsters were a mistake.

Good. If any come down to his sewers, they’re getting ripped apart.

Gotham and Blüdhaven have a fuckin’ vampire problem.

He really hopes it’s Red Hood who deals with them and not Batman. He wants them gone permanently.

Enjoy the fun. Tell him Croc says hi.

Cute. I might not be smart but I ain’t dumb. Any information I give helps you. You can prepare and you can plan. So, no, I think I’ll keep my mouth shut and see how the chips fall.

And why would I help you?

//: croc in his booty shorts is wild

He ain’t seen Blue in a while. Batman must’ve finally scared him off.

Ugh.

You’ll find out, doll.

“…thank you.” He takes it, the cake dwarfed by the sheer size of his hands. “Why?”

There ain’t a throne. This city don’t bow to kings. It bows to fear. And even now, it fears me. But you? I’m the least of your worries.

We all got issues. Don’t be a pussy about it.

“Hmph. I haven’t had that in years.”

Nobody wants you.

… what flavor?

We’ll see. Stay out of the underground or else there won’t be enough left of you to fly back to your coffin.

Like the jaws of a crocodile, waiting for a little flying rat to get too close to the water’s surface.

You think you’re the scariest thing I’ve seen? Kid, you ain’t nothing. Crawl back to your steeple or your cave or wherever it is you came from before you get hurt.

Nobody knows a city better than someone who lives in the muck. Gets a bit too hard to see from atop a penthouse. Ain’t nobody scared of Bruce Wayne. But Me? The Batman? King Shark? People know who really runs this town. People know who will rip them apart if they step outta line.

How does every not-vampire know about a vampire party??????

No.

Go eat soup and stop sneezing on everyone.

(He just drops him, a low, rumbling growl the only answer.)

(With one hand, he lifts Roy up to be eye level.) Talk about my dick again and you won’t live long enough to beg. Got it?

//: wrong account but too late now

THEN THERE WILL BE SOMEONE AT YOUR FUNERAL.

(Sounds like a Good Friday night.)

Do you ever shut the hell up?!

Stay outta this, clown.