Why are there so many Elezen men breasting boobily around me. Quit that.

I miss my mean girlfriend.

Typical FFXIV experience.

😒

//opening my notifs

Oh boy.

//the news wasn't good. I'm sorry. I will not be around much. I don't know for how long. If you see this reposted, it's by one of my alts. Frog mun says you're all great friends. And keep me and my family in your thoughts.

A delayed gift~ I hope you'll enjoy my letter with my best, loving wishes.

//this week is going to be a tough one for me and my family. Things are hopeful. But it could still go really badly. I could lose my dad. Please be patient with me if I limit my interactions to only a few people.

[out in the wilderness where no one can find him] [Breathing hard through his nose, still scratching restlessly at his face]

[digging a knife into the edge of a tight leather muzzle clinging to his face] [after several harrowing seconds he manages to cut it loose. He flings it off and away from him] [only for there to be a burst of dark purple magic and it snaps back onto his face, fully repaired] [muffled cursing]

The smut gods compel you, oOOOooOoOOooOo Write smut

Working on it…

that's enough encouragement for me

urianger and ryne

Oho

unwitting trojan horse support group

Wolcred Week 2024: Snow #ffxivart #valerianart #wolcredweek2024

boypussy thursday and thancred thursday combine into a beautiful thing in my mind #gposers | #thancred | #midlander

ohhhh my god i found the wip shot of the file i lost. this was when i hallucinated thancred carrying meteor to safety after he succumbs to his light poisoning i need to redraw this eventually... gonna add it to my list of projects to tackle later #ff14

"What did you DO?!"

"Thancr----EUIGGHHHvch-" [LOUD RETCHING NOISE] .... "Zenos is fine. I understand. But no need to go giving Estinien ideas..."

Garleans continue to be no fun whatsoever.

Galvanth the Dominator. Hear me out. Evil wizards casting mind control to make me suck them off or whatever - always great. Secondly, tentacles. Never not good.

I'm realizing not as many people know the rules of hear me out as I thought.

AND I AM NOT GOING TO.

I'm starting a new tradition called Hear Me Out Tuesdays. Post your Boss Fight 'hear me out'. Any boss is an option. But note if they're boring you're probably going to get booed. Go crazy.

You know if they actually did mean this as a threat you're probably just making the situation worse. But admittedly much funnier.

//oldie but goodie

//okay.

"Aw my puppy is always so happy when I'm home." //talked to someone once upon a time about a tail butt plug that was magically tuned to the wearer's soul so it would wag whenever they were excited/happy yeah

Remember in a truly equal relationship, the boyfriend steals the girlfriend's clothes too.

Hey.

This is the most violent sex I've had in awhile... I mean that in terms of quantity and intensity.

I imagine this is how gladiators feel when they step in a ring full of lions.

You know I was going to do a follow up photo of myself with my hands chained up but I've a genuine fear you lot might explode.

Hey.

//okay bsky isn't letting me post pictures, AGAIN

Olwen has been watching videos of that police twink getting choked out again.

i put lyse in short hair and felt the presence of divine queer providence

Did you notice his muscles? Now you have. #FFXIV

Is this meme still funny #ffxiv

//was yapping about this solo duty earlier and how fucking awkward it was between those two at the time

[waking up amongst sheeps, wool and grass in his hair]

pov you are a garlean soldier and you see this coming towards you

Once you hear Thancred moan you never go back

🔞222の日の被害にあった32歳です🔞光サン(うさおいないけど

Tossing and turning in bed, restless and unable to sleep. He sits up, rubbing his face and tapping at the sigil on his eyelid. "I need a favor." @polydegmonsprice.bsky.social