//turns out my emet brain didnt die i just needed to read books

Its never too late que-

Not now kitten daddy is trying not to kill himself

//a brilliant little ham...

Oh so that continent is full of giant cat women now and none of you called me

Hrothgar make tubby custard

By Zodiark this is exhausting.

Oh, did he die again? [Filing his nails] well, anyway...

Okay that's it. [Ooomph. Teleport.] [He's standing directly behind him, scruffing him and attempting to smack the phone out of his hands]

Tell him to unblock me we were arguing.

에메트셀크

솔 갈부스와 루키우스

바리스랑 할애비

HE FUCKING MUTED ME?

SHUT THE FUCK UP

Oh yeah you're naked? Naked and sad? Gods, you're pathetic.

@polydegmonsprice.bsky.social @handsmestranger.bsky.social my show is on!!! 🍿🍿🍿 Graphic label ‘cause it’s a drawing of their homoerotic game of Russian roulette. Chat is this gay sex…?

Quiet

YOU WILL SAG

YOURS WILL SAG ONE DAY TOO YOU STUPID TWINK

commission done for a friend!! (an enemy...?) 🍷👑⚔️

Fuck you

ngl.link/feyranlavellan Yeah but I'm committed to it regardless. No half measures and all that.

12 FUCKING NOTIFICATIONS

I bet you love getting online and seeing me post like I exist from a gay porn parody of your beloved ""shadowbringers""

I like how ambiguous Ranjit seeing his Minfilias as he dies is. I think the phrasing + themes of the expac lean gently towards “being welcomed home by the daughters he failed“ but if they came out and told me they were evil silent hill ghosts there to drag him to hell I would be entirely unsurprised

//allag era thancred soul for funsies

Just put some chapstick on them you fucking ingrate.

Or...

Abortion beam.

//i cant stop treating emet like a stupid cartoon wizard

Eugh. By Zodiark nobody feed that thing after midnight.

Among all of the celebrations for Garlemald's Unity Day, chief among them was the parade. The show of strength and patriotism never failed to inspire pride as soldiers and magitek traveled through the city towards the imperial palace and the Emperor's family

I'm not feeding into this.

My pussy does not stink you STUPID WHORE.

//ritos emet thank god

Varis and Emet comic/ galvus family drama

The galvuses

Emet Selch #ffxiv

I mean who would have sex with that guy anyway. Complete freak behaviors.

Back at it again taking my penis off to wash it

//i wish smth irl wasnt making me want to [redacted] at like 1am but maybe im just tired. We ball i guess

Some ugly bitch named horsestank

Excuse me