[cyberpunk 2077] Car is still in the shop. So I’m powerwalking everywhere. Must look like an idiot sprinting place to place.

Lalalallaalaaaa

Lalala! Lalala!!!

[Cyberpunk 2077] Just a gal in Night City! Almost had a body fall on me from above! Think the guy is a little dead… Sorry, guy.

Mothers Day? I’M A MOTHER.

//30 now! i hope there are many more years of rping tulip

couldn't get him strap pregnant. I'm a failure,

pee pee poo poo

ah! he got bugs in him.

Pies. Oh mortal pies. Expire. Salts. Go to their doom. In flames.

I’m the yapper today.

And besides I just have my kids appear in front of me. It’s weird.

Cannot believe i offer to make people stray pregnant I and i get ”im busy” NO ONE IS BUSY FOR THAT.

Get pregnant

Chewing on your own tail is good for you. Trust me.

Us skittering across this uncertain world

Bathing in da stream again. If I fart. Sorry fish….

Jiggle.

𝓨𝓸𝓾 𝓬𝓪𝓷 𝓳𝓾𝓼𝓽 𝓬𝓪𝓵𝓵 𝓶𝓮 𝓹𝓻𝓮𝓽𝓽𝔂 𝓫𝓸𝔂~

I’m not even sure how I had Peony. But she’s here.

Okay!

// started veilguard !!! this is my elf Edurne!

straight up slorping and glorping it.

What is it about me that brings all the doctors to the yard?

If I die I hope all the bugs live in my bones

Take me on PROMENADE

Oho

// tulip would be a funny companion

Hee hee.

I'M GOING TO MARRY HIM

SHUAHJAFDGVBDSHJ HSUABBDSM

[DA or BG3] Same as every year on this day, @tuliparanger.bsky.social 's bed is buried in various presents. Lots of shiny things, new books about bugs, some tools for a new craft or hobby she might enjoy, a plush rollypolly... And plenty of candy, obviously.

MARRIAGE FOR TULIP 🥺🥺🥺🥺

We SHOULD get married. 🦊❤️🐞

My husband is so funny!

Aw that’s a shame! You know devils and cambions are like. Faaaaar related to tieflings. Otherwise it would be weird when I found a devil kinda smexy.

By the way I’m beautiful and sexy and everyone wants me.

Tulip make friends

Dragon called me ugly. Sad. Sad. Sad.

"Now that you've met me, I will teach you one thing..."

I want to exist in my house naked. But not for sexy reasons.

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!

AUGHHH I LOVE MY DAUGHTERRR/

Do you like weird girls? Do you like weird girls? Do you like weird girls? Do you like weird girls? Do you like weird girls? Do you like weird girls? Do you like weird girls? Do you like weird girls? Do you like weird girls?

// ACREAMING AND CRYINF PEONY

I love my daughter!!!!

>> portal, but just as he sets her through there's some sort of...glitch. He sees the form of Tulip shift between several dozen iterations. Sometimes he sees HIMSELF lying next to her. Different timelines...and now every single one has been randomly given a daughter. "... Oops."