Shhhhit. Fucker.

Standing behind him. She's made a game of stealing a bread roll from his plate and putting it back on the serving platter in front of him, over and over. Idly curious how long it will take for him to notice.

What.

//what if we all exploded and didnt question me

[sitting very serious faced on the throne of swords, fingers laced under her chin]

Crawling over the seat next to him and kneeling on it, staring at him. "You look like shit from a butt."

Holding her hands up at chest level, flat palms facing each other but not touching. She's staring and not moving.

[puts head on her shoulder and watches]

Okay.

[squint. assessing]

[peony origin story]

It's like if a stick were a guy. And read books a lot.

Who are you.

Raphael — lord of the house of hope. 𝙎𝙦𝙪𝙞𝙧𝙢, 𝙨𝙦𝙪𝙞𝙧𝙢. - he/him - +21 writers please! -Bisexual muse. With chem please! -I am Emma. I am +25. I also write tulip Baldur’s - #bg3rp #baldursgate3rp 𝙁𝙤𝙧 𝙣𝙤𝙬 𝙙𝙤𝙬𝙣 𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙘𝙡𝙖𝙬𝙨.

Butter...

Sitting at a table in the throne room, drawing a picture of everyone in the Inquisition. The people she likes are drawn sitting in the mud along with her and Tulip. Presumably the ones she doesn't like are the ones drawn getting burnt by dragon fire.

Huh. What.

I'm gonna say a swear.

Getting colder out.. I'm gonna have to wear shoes again.

[suspect frog sounds]

SPRINTING through the courtyard, holding with both hands above her head, THE fattest frog Ever Seen. Her grin is almost as wide as she is.

I could kill a man if I wanted.

Mud puddle.

//I will never ever use baby talk on peony I've stumbled upon people being weird and fetishy on main with that kind of thing and it squicks me out Also, only toddlers do that and it bothers the hell out of me when people write kids but don't do any research about age groups I could rant on but

You mean the socket.

EVERYONE HAS TO BRING ME COOL BUGS.

Crawling over the seat next to him and kneeling on it, staring at him. "You look like shit from a butt."

Is that a giant hat on you.

[solemnly offers a knife]

"Can I have one."

If he gave birth to me I'd be a lot uglier.

The other kids were being mean to me so I threw rat guts at them.

//due to Feyran's 'antics' in his life Peony will probably have to deal with various gods harassing her out of a sense of vengeance, possibly devils too Girl just wants to pick up bugs and collect corpses of things, she doesn't have time for that protagonist nonsense

Laying on the ground in the woods on her stomach next to a log, watching a caterpillar.

Dad. Dad. Dad. ... D a d.

"I'm makin' dead stuff." Child of @tuliparanger.bsky.social and @feyranlavellan.bsky.social She likes knives and taxidermy. Bugs are also pretty neat.