PSA to all sexually active folks! This is an increasingly prevalent STI! I recommend asking your doctor to test for it alongside your regular panel

Wowie, I already have fewer days! Now I only have: Monday, 2/9, all day I am possibly willing to open up 2/8 as well, for a duo or a regular!

Availability before I go to Japan for a month and a half: Sunday, 1/25: all say Thursday, 2/5: all day Friday, 2/6: I'm available until 7 and after 8 Monday, 2/9: all day Thurs & Fri is perfect for charging up on Kylie before I leave 😜 These will go fast, so reach out now!

I'd love to feature the writing of a black colleague next month for Black History Month! My newsletter goes out on the last Wednesday or Thursday of the month, but I would need the piece the week before I have 205 subscribers— please dm me if you are interested!

Lost my gloves again. This is how I end up with 10 pairs of gloves I also lost my hat 😫 These are super necessary materials for the coming week because it's going to be super cold in Michigan!! Make sure to bundle up when you go outside

Master thread of useful info for sex workers on bluesky 🧵 Putting this info all in one place so it’s easier to find later - add your own links to tutorials if I’ve missed any! First up: master thread of Starter Packs…

I still have some availability before I go to Japan on Feb 11th! I'm not taking fmtys or dmtys right now though- you'll have to see me in Ann Arbor/Detroit!

It's 2026 and I only now found out I can microwave pepperoni to make a crispy snack Yay another way to meet my protein goal

Just saw No Other Choice, I would highly recommend! It's a Korean thriller that makes a lot of social commentary about capitalism

I made another hairy starter pack intended for escorts who don't shave at all— Big beautiful bushes Maybe only a trim here and there. But we refuse to be bare! Fuzzy legs And fluffy armpits Even butts that have hair No pokeys anywhere! Comment/DM to be added! Or lmk if you'd like to be removed

I don't understand the hype around Claussen pickles I swear when I ask for pickle recommendations, this is the brand that people recommend There are way better pickles out there! Classes just taste like weird salt water

I just had the saddest experience I've been waiting so long for my pear to ripen. I thought my pear was finally ripe, but when I've been into it it was hard 😭 The disappointment Now I'm stuck eating a sad pear

The great thing about moving to bluesky is that I can post so many photos again

Omg. I had a plethora of drafts on Twitter and since I got my account was spended, they're all gone! My endless dumb thoughts that I wanted to share.... Forever lost in the void 😭

Hello Twitter exiles! Welcome to OurSky! If you haven't read my getting started on bluesky guide, I'd recommend it: redumbrella.ch/bluesky If you would like to be in one of my starter packs, comment below. If you have questions, ask. I'm here to help.

To clarify, this is for people who are all-natural in the bushy, hairy, no shaving way, and who are nerdy! If you want to be added, you are welcome as long as you're hairy in some way and nerdy!

I kind of want to make one that is fully hairy (no shaving at all) including armpits and legs, but I don't know a lot of providers that are hairy all over... Let me know if you are and I can get one started!

I'm typically a nerd that spends all my time watching anime but recently I've been spending all my time on reading gay fantasy novels and learning Japanese

I started this list a while ago but I'd love to get more bushy, beautiful nerds added! Comment or DM me if you'd like to join 🩷 go.bsky.app/43ttJwi

Or maybe I'll make a Michigan/Detroit list

Is there a Midwest providers list? Or should I start one?

I ordered an oura ring! I really hope it helps me not get sick so often. I heard it can tell you when you're getting sick

Staring out the window thinking about.... Dicks, probably

It's so attractive when someone puts their all towards something

Someone bought me a flogger set and before I could even open it, it was stolen from my porch! I cry

Whoever got me this bolero from my wishlist, I thank you 🙏

My lovely fellow providers:I know many of us are still using X, but with men using Grok to unblur faces and strip away our bodily agency,I wander what will be the straw that breaks the camel’s back?How do we collectively say enough is enough and start doing the real work of moving clients over here?

I am sick! I have the flu 😔 if we have a date soon, please check your email!

This must be new?! Ive never noticed it! There's a place to game in DTW!

Merry Christmas! My gifts to you is parody xmas smut (xxxmas smut?) Check it out at my substack at MeetKylieNoble.substack.com Usually, the erotica is behind a paywall but this is available for everyone!

Wrapping myself up for Christmas

🎶Come and trim my Christmas tree…🎶 with something from my wishlist 😘 throne.com/peppercunnin... 💕

Rest in peace my beautifully crafted Twitter account, born April, 2022 🥀 I'll try to get it back, but Twitter sucks anyway, doesn't it? I should just spend my time here from now on 😤 I didn't break any rules. I actually think I was suspended because I spent too long on Grimes's account 🤣

Whelp, my Twitter was suspended

Most loved photo from my recent shoot

Lmao I'm sick again! This time it's strep. I'm dying, it hurts so much Thank God I'll be getting a tonsillectomy in early December

More reason to love Pittsburgh: amazing photos come out of it! I can't wait to share the results of this spooky photo shoot with you all🔪👻🎃

I currently have an unhealthy obsession with grillo's pickles. They are so good, especially the hot spears 🤤 Besides the rent fair pickles, they might be my favorite... Anyone have something to one-up them? What are your favorites?

I am sick! But my cat is so cute, he has curative powers

I want more rusty orange for my wardrobe! Orr maybe just for underneath my wardrobe... 😜

Just a reminder, banning porn doesn't just mean going after OnlyFans or Pornhub. It also means banning written erotica. Smutty voice audios. Video games with sexual content. Your favorite romantasy novels. Fetish photography. Erotic art. It's never just about pornographic films.

All I am missing are wings and a human to cause mischief with, then it would be the perfect scene of a fairy in her garden

Wouldn't you love to cuddle, with me looking like this?

Napping together is my love language. It feels so warm and... vulnerable?

Doesn't this photo make you want to squish and grab?

This was my casual Sunday con outfit! I'm a cute succubus

I'm dying this is so hilarious 10/10 recommend changing your tryst contact text to something that will make you laugh

Nothing excites me more than great food, great company and a reason to slip into something stunning.

I had a great time in Pittsburgh! Thanks for lending me your jacket, A ❤️ Also, I ended up with not one, but two bouquets? You know you are! Yinz are really trying to convince me to move there with all this pampering!

Rule of thumb: If a drive is about as long as The Return of the Kings extended edition, give or take 15 minutes, it's more worth it to drive than fly