P.s. I love how shiny and reflective a new game is 🤭

Whelp, I bought another game that I have absolutely no room for

I don't even wear bras most the time and so I'm flabbergasted as to why I'm always getting ads for those bra inserts... today I realized Its because I watch them! I mean, who doesn't like watching the tittes go boing

Tour update! Chicago: June 21-22 Pittsburgh: August 7-9 NYC: August 23-30 Keep on eye out for last minute additions!

Open and flexible these days coming up: 6/17 Detroit 6/18 Ann Arbor 6/23 Lansing I very rarely accept new clients same day. Plan ahead. Send an email. 💦

Waiting to be squished and cuddled (Me, not the stuffed animal you see)

It's been almost 3 months since I got sick!! Yay! Summer is really very great for me for some reason

I'm so bad with remembering names, but my trans friends love it. No problem with accidentally using dead names if I don't even remember it 😎

We are so cooked I asked a question to my dentist about research on long term effects of Botox for tmj and they pulled up Google AI GOOGLE AI!!! I said, "ah yes, Google AI, I love it" very dryly, and the assistant couldn't stop laughing

If I'm not allowed to laugh during sex, I have bad news for you about the quality of that sex

I need more lingerie I can wear on tryst

I've noticed people using Marigold more and more. Why are people using Marigold over Throne?

I think there are maybe two more weeks to have a picnic in front of the lilacs! Imagine: we feed each other grapes and eat purple onigiri, admiring the lilacs while we yearn for each other and talk

Stop seeing other sex workers as your competition and start seeing them as your allies

Should I smell like fresh tomatoes today or like flowers today? Hmmm

I have a perfume problem. How did I end up with 30+ samples 🥲

I’m feeling a West Coast June 🌬️🌞 SEATTLE/OLYMPIA 6/2-7 PORTLAND/EUGENE 6/8 NEVADA CITY 6/9-11 BAY AREA 6/12-22 and 6/28-7/1 SANTA CRUZ 6/23-26 Ask me about duos with my hot friends 🥵 📖 nicolaryder.com/connect 📸 @jeweltonesphoto.bsky.social

I love how my cats just take turns in my lap

I had a great time doing kbbq and smashing with my friends today 🥰

I'm not sure lime green is my color but I had to get this bathing suit to honor Shego

While mesmerizing, this was not a good video to watch while hungry at 12:30 am 😤

Hey there, Detroit! 👋 I’ll be winging my way to you in a mere week and have a touch of availability for new friends. ❣️ May 22nd-May 25th ❣️ Currently accepting applications to meet, as well as recommendations for museums, dining, and more! Help show this Detroit newbie a good time, why don’t ya?

Fun fact: I bring my switch to every date 🤣

I have the burning urge to smash (To play super smash bros)

Ever since cash app deactivated my account, it's become a pain to get TLC on @tryst.link the bank always makes it as fraudulent and I'm having other Bitcoin wallets have issues with it :'(

It's been a while since I went to florida... I miss the lizards!

Hair always looks better a little messed up 😜

A good friend told me my body looks like it was built to be bent over... I need some help testing this!

Yay, they finally have drafts here!!

I tried out spaworld near DC and I must say that kings spa is superior. Highly recommend

I'm a slut for a good sauna, massage, and spa day

I am 100% the type of person who will cackle at a book in public. I wonder what the person next to me on my flight will think 🤔

Tomorrow I head for DC! I still have some availability, mostly in the afternoon on the weekend!

When do stories or the news make you cry?

Soon, it will be time for bathing suits again

I had a dream I made a wand that was disguised as a fidget toy and I actually think this is a great idea for a fun lil diy project I have no idea where to start though 😂

I don't really like my new short hair, but I must admit it looks better after a nice tumble around.... Help a girl out? 😜

Someone asked me if I would still drink bloody Marys if it didn't have vodka in it I would 100% take advantage of a bloody Mary Bar with no alcohol if that was an option. But they never charge less for excluding the alcohol so...

I got the Samsung s26 and the built in privacy screen is soo helpful Now I can look at bluesky all I want 😈

I've been out and about all day, but I'm finally home and I'm so happy and content with my pickles and my Kindle. Life is good 🙂‍↕️ (so are pickles)

I kind of hate my short hair but I've had someone compliment it almost everyday since I've been back from Japan, so I guess it's working for me 🤔

I also just finalized the details for my next Chicago visit! May 14-18 😊 let's rendezvous in the windy city!

You'd think I'd be tired with travel having just gotten back from Japan? I guess not! DC, I'm coming! 4/24-4/26

I have officially run out of room for physical books 😭 If you'd like to gift me a book, please gift it to me in audio or ebook form. Or if just gift me bookcase money 🤣

I love having a script and I found this great resource to help people who may not know what to say Call your reps! If you can't call, email them! (Although I think calling is better, email is better than staying silent)

I added a little more nerdy-ness to my website now that I'm back 😂

I'm back in this hell hole (America), but I'm ardently wishing to be back in Japan :') I even miss this little creepy robot

The shinkansen is so fast, I don't have any time to write! I somehow found the time to write this newsletter from Japan Please enjoy 🙏

I have begun to be able to predict when I'll be sick 😅 My health impacts my availability. I'd love for it not to, but please know that if I have to cancel because of my health, I offer a full refund and my sincere apologies. Good news: I have a tonsillectomy scheduled and I do better in the summer

Whelp I might be sick, but at least I'm in Japan At least I can still soak in the vitamin D at a park in casual Japanese-style streetwear