A good friend told me my body looks like it was built to be bent over... I need some help testing this!

Yay, they finally have drafts here!!

I tried out spaworld near DC and I must say that kings spa is superior. Highly recommend

I'm a slut for a good sauna, massage, and spa day

I am 100% the type of person who will cackle at a book in public. I wonder what the person next to me on my flight will think 🤔

Tomorrow I head for DC! I still have some availability, mostly in the afternoon on the weekend!

When do stories or the news make you cry?

Soon, it will be time for bathing suits again

I had a dream I made a wand that was disguised as a fidget toy and I actually think this is a great idea for a fun lil diy project I have no idea where to start though 😂

I don't really like my new short hair, but I must admit it looks better after a nice tumble around.... Help a girl out? 😜

Someone asked me if I would still drink bloody Marys if it didn't have vodka in it I would 100% take advantage of a bloody Mary Bar with no alcohol if that was an option. But they never charge less for excluding the alcohol so...

I got the Samsung s26 and the built in privacy screen is soo helpful Now I can look at bluesky all I want 😈

I've been out and about all day, but I'm finally home and I'm so happy and content with my pickles and my Kindle. Life is good 🙂‍↕️ (so are pickles)

I kind of hate my short hair but I've had someone compliment it almost everyday since I've been back from Japan, so I guess it's working for me 🤔

I also just finalized the details for my next Chicago visit! May 14-18 😊 let's rendezvous in the windy city!

You'd think I'd be tired with travel having just gotten back from Japan? I guess not! DC, I'm coming! 4/24-4/26

I have officially run out of room for physical books 😭 If you'd like to gift me a book, please gift it to me in audio or ebook form. Or if just gift me bookcase money 🤣

I love having a script and I found this great resource to help people who may not know what to say Call your reps! If you can't call, email them! (Although I think calling is better, email is better than staying silent)

I added a little more nerdy-ness to my website now that I'm back 😂

I'm back in this hell hole (America), but I'm ardently wishing to be back in Japan :') I even miss this little creepy robot

The shinkansen is so fast, I don't have any time to write! I somehow found the time to write this newsletter from Japan Please enjoy 🙏

I have begun to be able to predict when I'll be sick 😅 My health impacts my availability. I'd love for it not to, but please know that if I have to cancel because of my health, I offer a full refund and my sincere apologies. Good news: I have a tonsillectomy scheduled and I do better in the summer

Whelp I might be sick, but at least I'm in Japan At least I can still soak in the vitamin D at a park in casual Japanese-style streetwear

I got the best fortune

I'm having a very good time on Japan

I can't believe I leave for Japan in a few days!!

It will be so interesting to look at my photos in 20+ years It's already so interesting, as I get to see how my body changes

I HAVE ENOUGH HOBBIES, don't tempt me, brain

I love seeing the collective action recently

Short newsletter went out last night! Go read it 😁

The erotica I am writing for my newsletter this month ended up really long, so it's running late. I will probably have to break it up into two newsletters! I may skip this month (maybe I'll send a photo-based newsletter), feature someone next month, then run a two-part series after.

I like desks 😊

I went to the super fun rope workshop and now I'm itching to be tied and to tie

Sex work and trafficking are as different as a 9-to-5 and slavery, but sure, keep pretending you care about women.

PSA to all sexually active folks! This is an increasingly prevalent STI! I recommend asking your doctor to test for it alongside your regular panel

Wowie, I already have fewer days! Now I only have: Monday, 2/9, all day I am possibly willing to open up 2/8 as well, for a duo or a regular!

Availability before I go to Japan for a month and a half: Sunday, 1/25: all say Thursday, 2/5: all day Friday, 2/6: I'm available until 7 and after 8 Monday, 2/9: all day Thurs & Fri is perfect for charging up on Kylie before I leave 😜 These will go fast, so reach out now!

I'd love to feature the writing of a black colleague next month for Black History Month! My newsletter goes out on the last Wednesday or Thursday of the month, but I would need the piece the week before I have 205 subscribers— please dm me if you are interested!

Lost my gloves again. This is how I end up with 10 pairs of gloves I also lost my hat 😫 These are super necessary materials for the coming week because it's going to be super cold in Michigan!! Make sure to bundle up when you go outside

Master thread of useful info for sex workers on bluesky 🧵 Putting this info all in one place so it’s easier to find later - add your own links to tutorials if I’ve missed any! First up: master thread of Starter Packs…

I still have some availability before I go to Japan on Feb 11th! I'm not taking fmtys or dmtys right now though- you'll have to see me in Ann Arbor/Detroit!

It's 2026 and I only now found out I can microwave pepperoni to make a crispy snack Yay another way to meet my protein goal

Just saw No Other Choice, I would highly recommend! It's a Korean thriller that makes a lot of social commentary about capitalism

I made another hairy starter pack intended for escorts who don't shave at all— Big beautiful bushes Maybe only a trim here and there. But we refuse to be bare! Fuzzy legs And fluffy armpits Even butts that have hair No pokeys anywhere! Comment/DM to be added! Or lmk if you'd like to be removed

I don't understand the hype around Claussen pickles I swear when I ask for pickle recommendations, this is the brand that people recommend There are way better pickles out there! Classes just taste like weird salt water

I just had the saddest experience I've been waiting so long for my pear to ripen. I thought my pear was finally ripe, but when I've been into it it was hard 😭 The disappointment Now I'm stuck eating a sad pear

The great thing about moving to bluesky is that I can post so many photos again

Omg. I had a plethora of drafts on Twitter and since I got my account was spended, they're all gone! My endless dumb thoughts that I wanted to share.... Forever lost in the void 😭

Hello Twitter exiles! Welcome to OurSky! If you haven't read my getting started on bluesky guide, I'd recommend it: redumbrella.ch/bluesky If you would like to be in one of my starter packs, comment below. If you have questions, ask. I'm here to help.

To clarify, this is for people who are all-natural in the bushy, hairy, no shaving way, and who are nerdy! If you want to be added, you are welcome as long as you're hairy in some way and nerdy!