Wasn't he with Epstein when his infant son was in the hospital and his wife was pleading with him to find home?

I feel so bad for him

I'm selling a crazy amount of underwear lately and I like it 😀 Not only do I have to mail out my period undies tomorrow but a lucky cucky is getting my husband's boxer briefs 🩲 🩳

I’m not your fantasy. I’m your destiny. Worship Me properly.

I don't think I've gone a full week without getting sick since October

I think we can do better than that

Name an underrated TV show, I'll go first. Shrinking, starring Jason Segel, Jessica Williams, and Harrison fucking Ford But most people haven't heard of it because it's on AppleTV. There's a few hidden gems worth watching there.

My tummy hurt 🤕

Forever mood

Your body is trained. Now I want your attention. Your time. Your choices. Your mind. That’s real surrender.

Give trans kids a chance to be kids.

Why are they all still alive? Genuinely, why are they still permitted to breathe

Femdom isn’t about punishment. It’s about evolution. Every rule I set is part of your transformation.

Makes you wonder what Ted Kaczynski knew

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Don’t tell Me you’ve been loyal. Show Me the receipts. Through ritual. Through sacrifice. Through daily devotional practice.

So where are people moving after discord?

When I say, “drop,” you do. No thinking. No resisting. Only falling.

I told my husband James Van Der Beek passed away and he said he doesn't know who that is 😭

Our country is run by CHILDREN sex traffickers, rapist, cannibals & murders and yet yall are mad at Sex workers for just trying to survive?!?!?! GET UR FUCKING PRIORITIES TOGETHER ‼️

Age verification? I thought I was so cool in middle school because when my dad first got cable internet (before any of my friends had it) they kept the second phone line we formerly used for the internet and me and my siblings had our own phone line. We even had our own answering machine.

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You don’t become Mine simply because you want to. You become Mine when and if I say so. Ownership is earned.

Room temperature take: mass produced paperback books should never cost more than $10

What is everyone getting their significant other for Valentine's Day?

Cody is a real one

Tonight while you sleep, I'll infiltrate your dreams again. I'm going to implant a very special trigger that only I'll know about to use when you least expect it.

I need someone to explain the science as to why puffy nipples are so cute

If you have to ask Me what to do next, you haven’t been paying attention. Try sending a tribute and thank Me for the privilege.

It's not that money can't buy anyone happiness, it's that money specifically can't buy Elon Musk happiness and that brings me happiness.

5 jobs I've had: Cocktail waitress Canvasser Cam model Sugar baby Hypnodomme

I don’t need to yell to command you. I whisper, and you crumble

It's always the men with the least interesting lives who are obsessed with immortality

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What if the Epstein files finally tell us who killed JonBenet? That wouldn't even be the craziest thing to come out of it

Starting to feel like a owe pizzagaters an apology

So if I have this correct, the guy who created 4chan met with Epstein the day he created the political channel on his forum?

honestly not in a million years would i have called this

AMC Unveils ‘The Moment’ Commemorative Poppers Bucket

How the fuck did this guy get my email?

NO!

Please help Sahar and Odai

I hope her grave is pissed on daily

It's crazy that our government shutsdown when they can't agree on a budget. Other countries don't do this.

Did any other gifted kids learn about an imaginary creature called a gerfil in school? This would have been in like 2ndish grade. I don't even remember what they did or the purpose of learning about them but I remember the name and spelling clearly and have never heard anyone talk about them since.

I had to reschedule bloodwork back when I had the flu and I scheduled it for today at 3 not thinking about the fact that I have to fast for the blood work and now can't eat until like 4pm 😭

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