Guess who's coming back to Chicago? 😊 Get ready! 6/5-7, pre-booking now!

Looking thru old posts today and I cannot believe I reposted bimbo noem saying happy tdov 🥴 that was dense af of me. I just thought “what a thing to celebrate after that family has been so awful to the community” It went over my head that the post was likely calling him trans? which is so offensive

What an intimidating babe!

BAY AREAAAA, your favorite baesian is coming back for a little summer vacation this June with very limited availability SF Union Square: Jun 1-4* *the 3rd is already spoken for 💌: [email protected]

Light my fire baby

It’s Mother’s Day. I am grateful for the teaching of unconditional love, the lessons in sacrifice, and the personal and spiritual growth being a mother has provided me. If you’re feeling gifty (or if I’ve ever nurtured or mommied you 😉), my wishlist is linked below, and my Venm0 is $marpaps

Make my birthday bang bang by sponsoring my trip to the strip club this weekend!? Lap dances make dreams come true. Ok tysmia 😇💕 $flowerhours

I forgive the little old man on speaker phone in the bookstore cause he was asking his wife about books she wants and he said, “We need to buy it here and support Kaitlyn and not buy it on Amazon” 🥰

I’m looking for a new puppy to train. Are you my puppy?

SWers and supporters Make sure you alert them to the new Google Update scanning your photos if they are stored in the Google Drive www.forbes.com/sites/zakdof... I recommend moving all content off to cold storage portable hard drive as Corporations are always increasing measures to suppress SW

I love puppies and trees and overgrown bushes and thick thighs and juicy tummies and clumsy people and soft serve ice cream and shy people and being embarassed occasionally.

I forget why I avoid social media until I use it for more than 10 mins and see arrogant “findoms” who claim to know all the *secrets* of nyc *on social media* and then I remember why I avoid it bc I am such a brat n I hate not talking shit bc of professionalism or discrimination or whateverrr

3 of my favorite things: lychees, basil and pansies 🥰

Horny spring is here!!!

I’ve been reading a lot.

I got seriously lost today and ended up here:

And the radfems wanna spend their lives bitching and farting out their mouths about the ethics behind our labor??? Where are their big opinions and efforts toward intervention here???

Prime example of what my last minute plans tend to look like when I have free time:

This a million times:

Sensual casual

I posted May dates for LA and Detroit on the site. They’re limited. I’ll be celebrating my birthday, driving cross country, then dancing+cuddling my friends nonstop during Detroit’s High Holy Daze aka Memorial Day wknd. I had a splash w/ @taryncarterphoto.bsky.social in LA! You could too this week!

Ok, I don’t do the arched-back poses for photos. If I’m gonna arch like that again I’m pulling out the pleasers and arching against a pole on stage with Jimi Hendrix for drooling boomers and that’s all folx! I really do miss the strip club, but all that arching did me in for life!

I was losing my mind trying to figure out how I could travel with only 2 pairs of shoes and have my luggage still be overweight. My body is small. My clothes are small. Then I unpacked all my fun toys and gear into a large drawer and that was the AHA moment. How to determine the essentials here?

I ate 6 mangos yesterday. Each one was perfect. Sticky. Sweet. Soft. Fuuuuuck! 💛 💦

I love Belle Isle with all my heart!

I’m in Mexico until May 1st. I won’t be taking calls or texts until then. Send me an email if you want to plan some quality time in LA in early May (I won’t be back again until late fall so snooze you lose). Detroit dates incoming for mid-May until early June. Stay tuned.

As it turns out.. the preacher sweats more than the whore in church. Who knew?!

Ways to spend your tax return this year: - Book a sex worker - Gift a sex worker things from their wish lists - Tip a sex worker - Spend it all on sex workers because your life will be dramatically improved for it

I wish nuclear weapons were just a global urban legend

I wish there were nail salons in airports.

It’s a beautiful day and I hope you feel special ☀️

Let me dawn on you

I celebrate Easter only for the horny Jesus memes 😇

I’ve got a few hours open in Detroit this Friday. An early afternoon romp with an “it’s 5 o’clock somewhere” vibe sounds nice ☀️ play hookie, get nookie?

museums literally make me h*rny

Spring is sprung 🌸 I had the pleasure of playing in the cherry blossoms at night with @sterling-analog.bsky.social last spring and I’ve been saving the shots to mark the season ✨

I think you guys want me sloppy and laidback as it gets.. I dress up, down and all around. It’s called bisexual magic 🪄 ✨

I had a cancellation so I took myself on a date to San Jose’s Recycle Bookstore (11/10) and bought myself a HAUL on misfits, sluts and harlequins throughout history. This is just the first pull. Please support my bibliophilic tendencies and used book shops (I did some damage): $flowerhours 🤡💕

Find yourself here and call it a day!

If you’ve been waiting for the right moment to treat yourself, the time is now! I’ll be bopping around the Bay Area all week. Don’t miss me☀️ Speaking of treats, getting glamorous and being beautiful with @taryncarterphoto.bsky.social during our shoot in LA felt so natural and easy. What a real one!

Thai tea soft serve is my new obsession.

It’s pretty standard protocol.

colourful parisian spring 😌

you need to slow down bc you need to leave room to *read* the other person's body language. feel her response. if you're rushing thru, you're imposing an IDEA of pleasure onto someone vs. being alive and present in the interaction playing with dolls vs. genuinely creating an experience together

Catch me if you can… If enough people interact with this post I’ll be going live today (Mon 3/23) on chatrb8 around 4:30-5pm est! Don’t lemme down please, I want to show off for you! 🌼

I wish I could be really small and use my bush to float away from it all…

the energy outside is becoming so h*rny and feral and i love it =) 🌷