Turns out I am going back to the west coast again in a few weeks (driving again bc I’m crazy). Reach out if you want to see me before I leave the Midwest again. This week is pretty booked but if you send a perfect email I have a spot for you on Friday afternoon 🤓 Check out T.r.¥.$.+ for details

Will you be my Cash Cow this Valentine’s Day?

Can someone please tell me why my phone and WiFi signal was better while traveling abroad in Mexico than it is at home in Detroit?

“No new pics”. Where are you mentally?

I already have a full time job. It’s called self help books. lol

Signing off in Utah is always a generative decision for me. Something about sitting at the edge of a canyon and closing my eyes to sing and the awe of opening them again 10 mins later to see that so many miles of life in front of me, from that perspective, is just as it was when I closed my eyes. 🤎

If you came across a girl in sweatpants and flipflops at the casino, would you bite?

If you’re a dad (or have a dad bod), and enjoy puns/wordplay/corny banter, this is a sign for you to rest your wandering and weary eyes and wit HERE

If you wore a glazed donut on your cock, I’d likely probably eat that thing. But it *all* has to be FRESH!! I’m behind on my emails. I’ve been busy in existential crisis. But it’s ALL GOOD! Donuts solve everything. Talk soon! 💋

When he honors your cancellation fee *and* sends you and your bestie out for dinner 😮‍💨 🥵

Today was a great day 🎉 We love a team activity 😈🔥🫦 Directed by @dahliavonknight.bsky.social PA: Milan Black Starring: @amethystaurasxxx.bsky.social (Birthday Girl) @kaiiaeve.bsky.social @tegantrex.bsky.social Shanice Luv PinkInfanity Sammmy Stonerrrr (Can’t find all the tags 😅)

Who wants to be my Valentine? 💘💘💘 Now accepting love notes and fun date ideas! Would love to hear yours… 💌 [email protected] 🍑

This is my ideal dinner.

I guess I’ll come home. Let’s fuck or something.

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Unwrap and take me for a ride

At the bar, in my DM's, as inquiries... I'm perfectly okay with that ☺️

I love libraries! (Biblioteca Vasconcelos)

Slowly coming out of my cocoon! Once again, the only way to see me in the month of February is through a deeply discounted romp with my IRL girlfriend and me 💗 back to regular scheduling in March!

my x account got suspended. big surprise, i know…

Do you miss me?

My phone is off until January 11th. Send an email if you would like to plan ahead for that week in East LA or the following 2wks in Mexico City. Los Angeles is pretty full but if you’re lucky and you act right, you might be able to please me on Monday or Thursday.

So that ideal better future we’re supposed to be fighting and striving for… I would still like to be a whore in that one. Just to set things zigzag… We get to be part of that future too.

New year's resolution....Orchids auditioning for Star wars space fleet character. Tee hee #blueskyartshow #newyear #spaceship #photography #punchdrunk #eastcoastkin #orchid #bloomscrolling

Nothing feels better than climbing into my bed and onto my heating pad after a long day. So sexy.

I am staying for an extra evening in the bay. Some company would be welcome 🥰💕

I love being sexy, young, and free ✨ Here’s to only getting hotter in 2026 🥂

How I feel after ditching a spoiled brat for an A+ client:

The light was right in Oakland. What shall I do come sunrise?

Hi.

It felt so good today to find a list of goals I made last year and then forgot about. I got to put a satisfying check mark next to all but 1 thing. I’m still trying to find a consistent + FUN way to exercise *routinely*. But we shall see since I just got back on the skates…

I made it to LA and I’ll be hosting downtown on Tuesday ☀️ email or check out t r y $ t for details 💋💕

omw to venice beach 🦄

Look at this adorable ButchFemme couple. 😍

I wander and meander and hustle and lust and dawdle and rush and never know what day it is but I somehow always end up where I need to be

can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot

As a kid I was terrified of the car wash bc I thought the big flaps were Ursula’s tentacles. These days I am into tentacles but the car wash still scares me a little.

My passenger seat looks like a goofy hooded submissive 🥸

Yellow Faced Bumblebee on a Pride of Madeira #photograph #flowers #bees

Do you guys think Justin Trudeau and Katy Perry do K together or what

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Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy

Farewell monochrome Michigan 🖤🤍🩶🤍🖤

I am a sensual being.

Follow me on my new account KarliSparxAtl

Hear me out, 2026 reboot of the Brave Little Toaster but it’s the Brave Little Ring Light of an OF creator.

Stop comparing yourself to people who have support systems.

I am BLOCK trigger elated lately! BYE, you! Bye, YOU! F you and you and YOU yourself! 😇

Someone get these hotties together like that