to the "70 years old caucasian" getting impatient because he sent an email less than 12h ago and i haven't answered yet: sorry not sorry sir, i was busy getting railed by a gorgeous hunk who didn't introduce himself as caucasian 😌

colourful parisian spring 😌

Paris! i'm here until the 23rd and i have time for one very nice date, faites vos jeux!

help! what actions did you take when you've learned your image was used to scam ppl? clients have been reporting two telegram accounts already and i don't know if it's safe for me to report them as i could lose my own telegram account if an investigation finds out i'm using it for SW thank you 🩷

I love to tease My company. How long could you take it for? 🫦

Go follow Ash and her gorgeous musings on her Telegram channel 💖

him: here are some flowers me: fun fact, i lost my virginity on valentine's day him: ... me: not intentionally, it was just a combination of me being horny for my bf and my mum being out of the house that day - anyways, thank you so much they are beautiful!!

babes who dabble in water sports, do you have any tips and tricks for when your bladder feels shy? asking for a friend

Got to visit Lyon for the first time this weekend thanks to the lovely invitation of a new lover and I am so grateful for this escapade in the capital of gastronomy! Take this as your friendly reminder that you should bring me along during your adventures around the world ☺️

competent, friendly & gives a fuck

i can't believe it took me 10 years to come back to Dublin - i'll be back soon! now on my way to Paris, see you there 🩵

waking up with no bread in the house 'oh nooo 🙂 i guess i'm gonna 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 to make pancakes'

you should fuck around and let me break your heart

in love with being noticed

see you there 💋

cherishing this Barcelona winter outfit before flying to colder destination - Dublin i'm coming for you on the 15th and Paris i'll be with you on the 18th and until the end of the year!

have a bit of daddy

got vaccinated against covid and the flu yesterday - come at me monsieur in the metro who doesn't cover his mouth when he coughs, i am now basically INVINCIBLE!

meeting Lena was the absolute highlight of my trip in Paris, what a wonderful person 😌♥️

when you are three switches at the kinky threesome (initial E by chansonnier if Zeghere van Male, animated by Obarski, 1542)

i recently saw a peer's profile stating she doesn't accept bookings from obese men, even specifying an "acceptable" BMI so to be clear: i am more than happy to meet you if you are obese 💙 and for the record, BMI is unscientific, eugenicist bullshit!

Paris! i am back Nov. 14-23

how do you say "étouffe moi avec tes seins" in english?

now it makes sense why i couldn't sleep last night, nyc was keeping us all awake :) with fascism spreading across Europe too, that Zohran hope is contagious and so needed - congrats!

thankfully some of you take me out to lunch/dinner because lately hummus over bread is all i've been able to prepare myself 🥲

what you can't see here is my ruptured eardrum (last friday's rave did it)

if you want really intimate sex from me, the key is to make me REALLY love my job - it's not even a joke, giving me the best possible experience will make my heart beat in that way (and my p*ssy do that thing)

going to madrid next week, hit me up if you'd like to meet!

doing yin yoga twice a day to convince my nervous system i am not being hunted for sport

new fantasy unlocked

the hot yuzu tea and the black sesame frappe was a surprisingly successful combo

a lover called taking a shower "an everyday ritual" - first, very cute, second, omggg i have an everyday ritual !!!!

me asking questions about you i already know the answers to because i screened the hell out of you but i still want to watch your eyes light up when you talk about yourself

the young man at airport security who tested my dildo for illicit substances remained impeccably professional

postcard from heaven

you are on earth to risk your heart

being an older woman's little play thing >>>>

i would turn down the juiciest date to not miss boardgame wednesday

happy sunday 💙

me on my way back from my last FMTY in Amsterdam 🫠

waking up everyday wondering what flavour of fibromyalgia is going to kick my ass 🥹

Malta & Gozo Malta Oct. 12 Gozo Oct. 13-15 send me a message to set a date 🩵

signing up for this life over and over again

him: i'm sure the boys and the girls are all crazy about you me: well, you see, it might not show but i'm a bit of an introvert him: yeah... you dress like one! me: *bursts in laughter*

my holidays are coming to an end and i'm reminiscing about this perfect date that ended with such delicious food while i was in Paris

i love having a round belly and curves more than ever now that everyone is getting so skinny - supply and demand baby: my gorgeous fat and i are now a scarce ressource and i might just (again) raise my prices accordingly 🦭

birthday babe

escaped in the countryside with my favourite babes and did some early birthday celebration