competent, friendly & gives a fuck

i can't believe it took me 10 years to come back to Dublin - i'll be back soon! now on my way to Paris, see you there 🩵

waking up with no bread in the house 'oh nooo 🙂 i guess i'm gonna 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 to make pancakes'

i started my own Private Telegram Channel to share with you my uncensored photos, my tour dates and personal updates it's completely anonymous and i'll be the only one to know you've joined - come say hi t.me/+oUZ16JBnAuV...

you should fuck around and let me break your heart

in love with being noticed

see you there 💋

cherishing this Barcelona winter outfit before flying to colder destination - Dublin i'm coming for you on the 15th and Paris i'll be with you on the 18th and until the end of the year!

have a bit of daddy

Dublin! dec. 15-17 Paris! dec. 18-23 can't wait❤️

new antidepressants, who's this?

got vaccinated against covid and the flu yesterday - come at me monsieur in the metro who doesn't cover his mouth when he coughs, i am now basically INVINCIBLE!

meeting Lena was the absolute highlight of my trip in Paris, what a wonderful person 😌♥️

when you are three switches at the kinky threesome (initial E by chansonnier if Zeghere van Male, animated by Obarski, 1542)

an advice to all current and future client: don't wait for 'the perfect moment' to book us because the moment 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 be perfect, 𝘸𝘦 make the moment perfect - that's what we are good at, this is our gift and we like to share it :)

i recently saw a peer's profile stating she doesn't accept bookings from obese men, even specifying an "acceptable" BMI so to be clear: i am more than happy to meet you if you are obese 💙 and for the record, BMI is unscientific, eugenicist bullshit!

Paris! i am back Nov. 14-23

on thr*ne you can get me flowers or a day at the spa - everyone who has done so got a small video link in my bio

how do you say "étouffe moi avec tes seins" in english?

i'm not very funny in the booking process but that's in case you don't laugh and you change your mind about making love to my gorgeous body - it's not because you're humourless that i don't need your money

good morning freaks

now it makes sense why i couldn't sleep last night, nyc was keeping us all awake :) with fascism spreading across Europe too, that Zohran hope is contagious and so needed - congrats!

sometimes i worry i have an ugly orgasm face but then i remember it's kind of hot - i personally love seeing the face of an angel transform into one of a monster because of how good it is 😈

who will have the coldest feet though - me or your AI girlfriend? me, definitely me but at least they will eventually warm up

thankfully some of you take me out to lunch/dinner because lately hummus over bread is all i've been able to prepare myself 🥲

i love a good mirror placement while doing it i know, how leo of me

what you can't see here is my ruptured eardrum (last friday's rave did it)

if you want really intimate sex from me, the key is to make me REALLY love my job - it's not even a joke, giving me the best possible experience will make my heart beat in that way (and my p*ssy do that thing)

going to madrid next week, hit me up if you'd like to meet!

doing yin yoga twice a day to convince my nervous system i am not being hunted for sport

new fantasy unlocked

the hot yuzu tea and the black sesame frappe was a surprisingly successful combo

♥️🫣😲🥹♥️

Blondes have more fun but redheads have more sex. May scorpio season commence 🦂

I’ll bully you and make you cum

does someone recommend John Wick?

I'll be popping in to Oregon November 20th - 23rd. Mainly Salem and Portland, but I'm open to surrounding areas. Visit my website to schedule an appointment.

a lover called taking a shower "an everyday ritual" - first, very cute, second, omggg i have an everyday ritual !!!!

when the two friends who hire you for an mmf firmly insist "no homo" you can be SURE there's going to be quite a bit of homo - the look on their face when their 🍆 "accidentally" touched in my mouth: beautiful!

me asking questions about you i already know the answers to because i screened the hell out of you but i still want to watch your eyes light up when you talk about yourself

going for a walk because what can i do about it

you might be a hot-shot chef, but leading with a profile picture of your knife collection when trying to book? charming - i feel so at ease already

too bad i've never had the physical capacities to keep a waitressing job for more than 2 months - cause you waitresses/bartenders must know everything there is to know about human beings and that would be very handy in my line of work

the young man at airport security who tested my dildo for illicit substances remained impeccably professional

Things I can do that AI can’t: burp after deep throating you and say ‘bon appétit’

postcard from heaven

i survive on intimacy and tomorrow

you are on earth to risk your heart

being an older woman's little play thing >>>>

i would turn down the juiciest date to not miss boardgame wednesday