Yes he would just fall over right in front of goal for no reason. Great process.

Moving day has arrived! Proper mix of emotions, sad to be leaving Groningen and our little flat as excited as I am for the new house. Worried about my cats and how badly they struggle with car journeys, but can’t wait for them to be in their new palace

Very curious if McCabe being offered a new contract off the back of a few appearances at CB is a coincidence or not Having lefties at CB seems to be important to Renee and it’s proved difficult to solve in the market thus far. McCabe is hardly new to position changes and makes the room for Ona

Not content with being conned once by Farage, over Brexit, swathes of Britain are going back to get conned again.

If you voted for Reform you’re a hateful racist piece of shit, and you don’t deserve the oxygen you breathe.

Sometimes I wake up and feel rather vindicated for deciding to emigrate Unfortunately all so predictable when the media whip up a storm over Polanski but won’t even take a sniff at Farage’s undeclared £5m ‘donation’ Get in the fucking bin 🚮

Champions league final Tuesday Married Thursday Blimey

This is admirably compassionate from Sunderland ❤️ The club's crest of a black cat has been turned into a black dog—a common metaphor to describe a state of depression—to mark Mental Health Awareness Week. A change shared by the club chaplin 👏

€230 same day return on the Eurostar for 6 hours in London on 31st May 🤔 If it wasn’t for having just had surgery on my lower back, I’d probably be booking that ngl

👏👏👏

Actually very very accurate

I just can’t stop smiling. Genuinely, grinning from ear to ear with every new piece of content I come across

Stats are like bikini, they show a lot but hide key things.

When Ian speaks, you listen

Goodly, fucking, morning ❤️

Fascinating press conference by Simeone. Refuses to be drawn into questions about penalties that weren't and any gamesmanship for Arsenal. Rather feels like he admires the team that just eliminated his. "Arteta has done an incredible job at Arsenal."

The vibes in N5 are beautiful. Champions League final, verge of Premier League. What the hell. It’s insane. ❤️

Probably the best GIF of the night. Wow

Mikel Arteta, what have you done Like, seriously. What on earth has he built here?!?

I’m not crying, you’re crying

Champions League Final HERE WE FUCKING COME

THE ARSENAL HAVE ARRIVED!

Some of the videos coming out already are just incredible. The FOMO is very real right now

‘Greet the Team bus’ event for the 2nd leg on Tues 5th May Come along and help us welcome the team into our stadium ahead of another huge fixture : Hornsey Rd-Benwell Rd-Bear Roundabout area, in front of The Armoury. 5.45-6.30pm, we are asking as many fans as possible to show up

Yep, the nerves have well and truly arrived already. Gonna be a long 3-4 hours 🙃

I am SO ready for tonight. Really feeling the FOMO but man I am so pumped. Could be an epic night

I’ve definitely ripped a few stitches but it would be so worth it

This, 1000 times this

Today, I feel Evertonian

I give Bournemouth a genuinely good to fair chance at making CL football, Unai capitulates at the tail end of every league season without fail

What on earth are VAR even doing looking at that, let alone for as long as they did 😂 Seriously, get in the fucking bin

Just as I was typing out how Falk might have been owed a WSL medal if we snuck this from under City’s nose…

Anyone have a video of the roar from the crowd at half time of the game today? Felt like a huge moment and actually got some goosebumps watching on tv

Good Christ that was a delightful 45 minutes More please!

I mean…. That is unbelievably tight

I’ve come around to Russo at 10 and Stina at 9, but today it isn’t working. There’s no room for Stina to run into and the midfield is overrun Appreciate the options aren’t there but that’s where I’d be looking to make a change

Get the feeling Lyon are totally in control in every single way, with and without the ball, and doing so largely in 2nd gear Then they click into 1st as they get forward and they’re quite terrifying Don’t think we’ve got any ideas how to turn the tide here

As someone who lives in the Netherlands, has their eye on the eredivisie, and knows a few people around Dutch football: Word of caution over Mika Godts His raw talent is undeniable, but he’s a lonnngggg way from being ready for a move to Arsenal The Saliba route though? Now we’re talking…

A retweet by Zack Polanski is now the main story across every single media outlet. Two days ago, it was revealed that Nigel Farage failed to disclose a £5 million gift from a crypto-billionaire. It gets nowhere near the media attention, for straightforward political reasons.

This week’s column is about Arsenal, Atleti, situationism, The Sex Pistols, The Stone Roses and Atleti and Simeone setting a template for who and what I want Arsenal to be 👇🔴⚪️

Watched the original avengers movie when it first came out, vaguely remember watching the 2nd, and now finally trying out infinity war Am I supposed to know who half of these characters are?!? I think I only recognise about 20% so far 🙃

Honestly, that was a brilliant game. Every player out there a hero as well, thought Jesus was really good when he came on too and that sub made me nervous. Huge credit where it’s due

Just completely unbelievable Will have a final message out shortly

Day 1 of 10 insane days has arrived: Today - Operation to fix hernia Tomorrow - Leave hospital Sunday - Hot air balloon to remember late FIL Week Thursday - Get married Week Saturday - Move into first house (Left behind by late FIL) Oh and let’s throw in 3 CL semi finals while we’re at it 🙃

That was a fucking excellent half of football

I was annoyed we didn’t get Kvara 15 months ago, and I’m annoyed again every time I watch him in the CL

WTF IS HAPPENING IN THE NATIONAL LEAGUE