He looks like Titus from Kimmy Schmidt about to break out his version of 'I don't know how to love him' from Jesus Christ Superstar

I wonder how big Pam Bondi's husband's fake tits are?

This is poorly written, or poorly prompted. If it was an undergrad essay, which it seems to be with the littering of quotes to sound intelligent without properly engaging with them, it would not get a passing grade

Still a classic

Politicians should have to live through everything they espouse

Is it me or does the Supergirl trailer feel kinda generic? Like she was a huge burst of rebellious energy in her Superman cameo but none of that is coming through in the trailer...

I wonder if younger people remember a time when you could get to the end of your feed? That when you'd seen all your friends posts since you last looked it would just say 'up to date' and not let you scroll any further? Maybe that's what we need legislated instead of blocking teens' access?

Alan Moore on now.

I almost enjoyed this more than the best dogs because inevitably one of the best dogs makes me cry on the bus

This person is a psychopath 😂

Tell a sad story in ten words or less: Posted a nude on main. Got tagged as non-sexual nudity.

That got a rise out of people

I hope Brennan gets the same treatment here as he gets from Sam on dropout 😂

Today is #TransDayOfVisibility and it is the best day to show vocal and financial support to trans people everywhere.

I am grateful for the wisdom of the trans people in my life who have guided my understanding. I am in awe of their courage and dignity in the face of cruelty. I am thankful for their friendship. #TransDayOfVisibility

The biggest shock is discovering NYT has moralistic standards about anything tbh

I just watched a video from a trans person basically saying there will be a reckoning against people who supported JK Rowling or appear in HP once science prevails and trans people are recognised and given the healthcare they deserve like for Nazis after WWII and I just think that's delusional. 1/2

First you trienips but decide you're not keen so next time you parsnips

The alleged man responsible was seen on CCTV giving guards the finger as he drove off. The guards were reportedly having a break, losing 400,000 KitKats at the time the heist took place.

I'm definitely a fan of the more absurdist sketches on SNL UK and that there's obviously a big musical theatre kid background amongst the cast

Neon Genesis Evangelion

I still find it hilarious that Invincible will show the most horrific violence I've ever seen but won't show a single glimpse of dick despite a lot of male characters being nude for some reason

I have a theory...

Cory Booker, Ruben Gallego and Elissa Slotkin all say they won’t go on Hasan Piker’s show. But they’ve all been on Bill Maher, who says Islam is like “the mafia”, the Muslim world has “too much in common” with ISIS, Muslims bring “desert stuff” to the west, and has also used the N word on his show

I do not respect your beliefs because you do not respect my existence. Very simple.

I was going to say, growing up Christian with a Catholic dad, I never heard people talk like this, but then I remember a priest telling my mum her corkscrew earrings spiralled the wrong way aka the way of the devil so maybe this is your average Catholic viewpoint

Fall to your knees and receive Christ into your body

Westminster Voting Intention: RFM: 25% (-2) GRN: 20% (+7) CON: 18% (-3) LAB: 15% (-3) LDM: 14% (+1) SNP: 2% (-1) Via @veriangroup.com, 20-23 Mar. Changes w/ 12-15 Dec.

Liberal responses to this, while well meaning, often make me sick. “Well just piss on the floor then!” “This is a distraction.” “What will their reaction be when a passing woman enters a mens bathroom, that will sure show them.” Like none of this makes it better. It’s not funny, it’s not a gotcha.

List of all the countries in the world that ban all Afghan women from studying in their sovereign Higher Education institutions: 1. Afghanistan 2. United Kingdom Must make you proud to wave your flags, UK patriots with legitimate concerns. Wave them!!!

Lol at the NYT throwing their toys out of their pram because someone challenged their biased and transphobic coverage

So who exactly was the independent group that stated they saw it happening and what was their motivation behind saying it?

It's always a surprise to me how much she looks like a villain character from Roald Dahl

Who's hallucinating more: Donald Trump or AI?

Name an unforgivably bad episode of an all-time favorite TV show. Buffy - Beer Bad

Beware: the WiFi signal will eat you foot first

This made me cry. I saw some reviews at the time say Evelyn is too flawed and doesn't grow so the film is unsatisfying. But it's not a film about personal growth. It's a film about acceptance and connection with people who are imperfect but still deserve love regardless

British Heart Foundation has an ad saying, 'this is what a heart attack sufferer looks like' and it's a series of slim, young people and it's like the message is, 'pleass give us money because not every heart attack sufferer is fat and old...look, some of them are actually worth saving!'

This is the first time I've got a row of yellow Wordle 1,738 4/6 ⬜⬜🟨🟨🟨 🟨⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

INSULINDIAN PHASMID - Few of us can begin to imagine the horror of you -- with all of creation reflected in your forebrain. It must be like the highest of hells, a kaleidoscope of fire and writhing glass. Eternal damnation.

Helen Lewis is only two years older than me 😂 I thought she was early-to-mid 50s

She was, no doubt, all these things at school but was just less obvious about it than someone like Nigel Farage

I feel like there should be some sort of tax relief to reduce the costs of things that support your health...I am buying an ergonomic seat cushion for my butt and back and the decent ones are so expensive you might as well buy a new chair!

It's very easy to just condemn ambulances being set on fire without any caveats

So does Elon Musk have another kid called Anglo or... Because you get that's the meaning behind it? He's a white supremacist and has been for decades as Saxon is 20

And, errr, what does a score of 160 mean?

I will say SNL UK is similar to The Mash Report but with an actual budget. I can't see anything yet that will go as viral as the 'women tell men to just fuck off' but I think they'll get there

I feel like SNL UK is partly an excuse to get away with jokes they'd never get away with in the US. That anti-ageing cream was something else 😂

How much men tell you they will fill the condom with