Y'know even though there's only 10min until the Pokemon Direct stream, I don't think I can stay awake

Pokemon Go is kinda wild because I just drove around raiding with essentially a complete stranger in my car. Pulled up next to another car with two almost complete strangers, who just handed me a chihuahua out the open window. Then I had to pee so left my car keys with again, strangers.

Tyson keeps using the word "sweet" when describing his ideal submissive wife. "Keep sweet" was a phrase used constantly by Warren Jeffs in his FLDS cult as he groomed children to marry. Tyson said his ex-wife is from Utah, so very likely Mormon. Wondering if that wording is a coincidence. #mafsau

Catching up on #MAFSAU, watching the Tyson honeymoon and holy fuck he's so awful and it's so funny. "I been thinking about it. Y'know, in my mind" Yeah that's where thinking happens, idiot.

At the GP and trying so hard not to laugh at this old lady asking if she comes here (the GP clinic) or to the emergency department if she is ACTIVELY HAVING A HEART ATTACK. The guy is like "No. Hospital. Definitely hospital. Heart attack is hospital. Right away."

Maybe my opinions on Tipping Point are too strong.

I hate summer

More #MAFSAU catch up thoughts: Gia saying Joel obviously models for "toilet cleaning ads" because she thinks he's ugly, then getting offended when he said he doesn't like plastic surgery is pretty funny. Don't bite if you don't want to get bit back, Gia.

That second look is FORCEFUL

Catching up on last night's #mafsau and I can't wait to see Stella tear this man to shreds

Accidentally drank 4x 500ml cans of energy drink today and now I'm lying in bed at midnight with a resting heart rate of 95 wondering why I can't get to sleep despite being exhausted

Hahahahahahahha "no wokes" #mafsau

*gets criticised* *makes strangled gargling noise* "I'm going to the toilet quickly" *leaves forever* So fucking funny #mafsau

And once again, the woman who is E2L is the most eloquent/articulate person on the show #mafsau

While I still don't think what Gia is claiming Danny said is that bad if he did say it - I don't think she is lying right now. When she was being a cunt at the dinner party, you could kinda tell she was being a petty bitch. But the absolute adamant way she's claiming this feels genuine #mafsau

Hahahah I love how Gia threw Brook under the bus in her apology 😭😭😭 #mafsau

Me watching Steve say he has no idea what he's done wrong in his relationship #mafsau

I love how Scott looks like a massive himbo but he's the one of the most emotionally mature blokes on this show #mafsau

Bec's apology was pretty good, she didn't cop out "Im sorry you feel like that" she flat said "I was out of line and I'm sorry". But I feel like she is so quick to... get sucked into petty mean girl shit when other people start it first? Like kind of impressionable? #mafsau

Take a shot every time Danny says "ride or die" #mafsau (Btw I think they're both being a bit ridiculous)

Switch 2 owners: has anyone actually USED Gamechat? Ever? At first I was like oh wow cool then I realised I don't game with anyone so it's literally useless to me. I did buy a camera when they went on sale a few weeks ago though. Just in case.

if i have to suffer the indignity of admitting that looking after myself is good for me then the dorks who really loooove looking after themselves should have to smoke and drink all night and admit how fun and cool it is at some point it should be a mutual exchange program

Need to move my chair closer to my desk but I guess I can't, Lego has folded his big paws up to squish into the gap

Okay what is Letterboxd

Given how much pain I'm in this week (enough to have nightmares about it last night) I decided I'm allowed an early bedtime. Popped an edible, gunna put on ASMR historian, and hope that the four days of pain I've been in aren't a sign I need more surgery.

Gwen Stefani promotes her what now???

Am revisiting original Muppet Show episodes, and am sobbing with nostalgia My favourite was Rowlf :)

the video game industry is a mess

pov: you’re about to get freshly baked biscuits

So, early reports show someone dragged a roll of toilet paper AND a box of tissues onto the chair and took one million bites. We need more facts before we jump to conclusions

Is 9pm on a Friday night too early to go to bed when I still have thousands of wrestling photos to trawl through? I'm just A Bit Overwhelmed by the Horrors at the moment.

No, bitch. Worrying about kids playing a ttrpg with orcs and elves or listening to metal (or hip hop) is moral panic Raping stolen children is a moral evil. And it is literally only my long-held beliefs against the death penalty keeping me from burning every one of you at the stake.

:o

Editing more shots from #AEW last weekend, and I'm glad that there's at least a shuffle towards intergender wrestling. Maybe I'm just spoiled after years of watching PWA, but the division between "wrestling" and "women's wrestling" annoys me.

I just read the most unhinged review for a bumbag ever

Google Photos gave me a "on this day" summary and it was just full of photos of Snoop Dogg being an in-the-way sausage. I miss Snoopers.

Oh my God, Mum just went to go to the toilet and found Lego locked in there. Opened the door and he came running out. We have no idea how long he's been locked in there, how he got locked in there, or why he didn't think to howl or hit the door with his paw to alert us he was locked in there 🙃

HAHAHAHAHAHA PRINCE ANDREW WAS ARRESTED ON HIS BIRTHDAY. HAPPY BIRTHDAY CUNT

📯 ANDREW ARRESTED ANDREW ARRESTED THIS IS THE ANDREW ARRESTED KLAXON 📯

The Andrew Formerly known as Prince Andrew has been arrested

Bec aligns with Gia and Brook, turns into a massive bitch, then is shocked when they blow her relationship up. Can she really be surprised? What's that saying about laying with dogs? #mafsau

I'm not a huge fan of Stella in that she's a bit too woo-woo for me. But she has handled all this bullshit exceptionally. She's English as a second language and runs circles around these women when she speaks. It's hilarious. #mafsau

Catching up on #mafsau and Brook yelling "I hope your parents are proud watching this" when she is pregnant, drunk, and hurling abuse at people. I can see why she tried legal action to not have this aired. That's before we get into her throwing up an L and going "looooser" like it's 1998.

Every time I get the Medifacts for Nurofen as during #mafsau he finishes with "plus you can take ibuprofen on an empty stomach" and like... Can you? I feel like you're not meant to take ibuprofen on an empty stomach?

"I don't think I'm doing a lot wrong at the moment" Hey Steve are you sure about that? #mafsau

There are so many amazingly beautiful places in the USA that I want to visit but if it continues being a hellscape, I'm never going there

Horseshoe Bend, Arizona

I just lay on the couch for a while because I got overwhelmed with the tiredness and then my watch is like DAMN U R STRESSED bitch I was lying TF down