Greg Davies is one of the few men, Id allow to touch me intimately ... but given the one and a half foot difference between us, I do wonder how that would work ....

Okay, well fun as dragging complete strangers on the TV doing terrible things to each other in the name of love / fame was ... ... I have to get back to this *beeping* stupid *beeping* assignment that's *beeping* due tomorrow ...

Army Jerk gives off DV vibes #mafsau

Housemate: "And here we were thinking Steve was going to be the biggest asshole on this show" 😂 😂 😂 #mafsau #tyson

Danny is so checked out at this wedding Gia better be called out for her behaviour at the wedding on the next couch session Mafsau

Fucking Tyson is fucking upset that his fucking wife hasn't had a fucking relationship in a fucking while and yet is so fucking frigid And yaaaassss!! Agreeing with all your comments about her realising in real time that she is in fact a feminist HAHAHAHA #mafsau

Tyson wants a teenage ballerina house slave ... no wonder it's been single for so long ... #mafsau

Tyson #mafsau

I luuuuuuurve Joel ... who's probably going to drive Julie nucking fits!! 😂 Gia, stfu slut #mafsau

Gia is *such* an ugly fake person As someone studying community service, I'm appalled that it's a disability support worker #mafsau

Of course they put Bec & Gia at the same wedding #mafsau I fkng hate what the execs do to get ratings I hate it more that I watch the drama to add to the ratings 😂

Joel is on the spectrum #mafsau

Poor Julie is in the wrong wea to be accepted for her worth Men ain't like that babe Looooove her tho :) #mafsau

Stephanie AND Tyson are going to stir shit up at dinner party's for sure. Ha! Brook was just an appetiser for what these people are gonna bring haha #MAFSau

Holy FUCK!! Tyson has got to be a paid actor No one can be this much of an asshole #MAFSau

Housemate msgd earlier that he needed to go sit with his mate, who we call 'narcissist' N's girlfriend has dumped him (again) because he is annoyed with her 'sad days' of losing her daughter to cancer two years ago Wanted to tell HM that it would be okay to be friends with - and date! his ex.

Passed a tiny skinny woman talking, took the chance & asked if she was the mum Explained she was doing amazingly, following the list & I told her what she said Mother also seemed quite impressed by Tiny but Mightys attitude & comment I love these moments ☺

Met a tiny but mighty in the making at the supermarket. This skinny little shoulder high girl was pushing a cart and following a list. "Are you doing the shopping all by yourself?" "No my mums busy talking so I'm *taking matters into my own hands* " Oh very dear God bless that little one ☺

100% true (except for the women on MAFSau, but they don't count, cause they aren't real)

I think Im going to drop the pank, and dye my hair blue next time. Like a light baby blue ... the colour of a deceased Smurf, before rigor mortis sets in ...

I think I should be excluded from being given free access to create fictitious names in assignments .... she will learn ...

I need another coffee. Anyone else want one while im there ?

Who do I write a very well structured letter full of polite backhanded compliments in regards to this puppy / dog algorithm dilemma that I seem to be experiencing of late ? Despite not having ANY association with human doggies in the past, the posts seem to grow in number every day !!

'husband' ... 'father' ... 'educator' ... and he still be acting like this ??

1st Arizona Sunset in a really long time - Seen on my walk. Tucson,AZ.- 2/20/26 #landscapephoto #cheryllrubyphotography #seenonmywalk #suburbanphotography #sunsetphotography

*grabs 'Great Book of Swear Words' from the top shelf* Every word in here, is what I think of Gia *slams it on table for over the top dramatic #mafsau affect* .. but when she stood up for Bec being gaslit by Danny ... *throws book out window* ... we #RideOrDie now ...

I keep having humans pop up on my TL that think they are dogs. I'm very confused at how I accumulated this sort of algorithm with my non human dog related content.

Im very much going to miss #MAFSau and I'm kinda a little pissy about it. Its 735pm. I left the island at 345pm. Qld transport might be $0.50c , but there's a reason it is such.

Phone dead. No idea where I am. Stop to ask a lovely (albeit awkward) gentleman for directions. I pat his tiiiny little long haired chihuahua, and mentioned that I liked his rainbow collar :) "Are you in the rainbow club too?" Stuttering utter offence, he says no and walked away upset oops!

Five yr old boy just walked pass me on the wharf, wearing adult gardening gloves and dads thongs. He will be an interesting adult :)

I saw a dugong!! Omg !!

Haloumi burger, chips, can coke, bottle of juice- $32

Loving these haha

I had no idea they could do that

I don't know what this is, but I love it!!

😲 🎶 Jurassic Park theme 🎶

Shirley, the cemetery wasnt listed down this street. It was, and it wasn't there.

Okay okay ... I'll admit it ... I don't want to leave the island

Gonzo tree.

Sure this is pretty, but I could never live here. My soul belongs in the cold mountain tops. I miss home.

Observation: The plan was to come to the dog beach on an island to remove the blackness I've been hit with of late. Instead I've hidden from the rain to protect my laptop. Maybe I've been purposely hiding from the good things when small bad things happen to protect my personal self

Observation: As I walk along the beach, I keep scanning the debris below my feet, instead of taking in the waves and beyond Does this mean I ignore the bigger picture to find gems within reach? Now I've stopped propelling myself forward enough to enjoy the scenery (beach) Have i in life ?

Wilson?! WILLSONNNN!!!!

It cleared up so I started walking again .. Curlew & DUCKS!! But now it's proper raining and I'm hiding out in the amenities until it clears again.

Crochet hearts on a dead tree stump. It must be a memorial, but I dont see a plaque :(

Won't run into my ex then 👍

Order up!