gave her an apartment

order of the tender apple slice

tbf she didn't say which side of stalingrad she was on

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uma musume? nono i was talking about umma musume, welcome to the muslim community sister.

"Several women said---" Bluntly: So? They're conservatives. Conservative women will say conservative things for their personal brands, platforms, and monetary interests, even as they enjoy the fruits of feminism, in order to publicly attack it and roll back its gains. As they have always done so!

dungeon crawler is about filling in all the little squares on your sheet. beasts apparitions etc will try to prevent you from doing this but you can't let them. you can't let them

the gentle smack of a well-fed rat jumping down off something

with those we love alive, psycho nymph exile, cyberqueen, vesp, if there's a transfem literary canon porpentine's early works are in it. the more recent xrafstar stuff displays the same vivid exellence prosewise but it's wall to wall boys, boys, boys and more boys

i miss when porpentine didn't write about men

nine hours over 2 days is nothing! "screen time" just means watching tv, listening to music and talking to your friends! What the fuck else are do you want teenagers to do at the weekend?

You were, basically, stealing from Subway. They had their rules for their company and you decided not to abide by them. What you do with your own business is up to you but what you did was wrong at Subway.

Schäkern #YuliaTag | #Art | #OCsky

everyone should be left-handed

this is my passion project, angel's nest. a folk-horror survival rpg set in an alternative, pre-colonial africa.

It's bizarre how repeatedly people keep hijacking the conversation about Accessibility away from things like closed captioning, colorblindness support, alt-text for screen-readers, etc, to "Games should be easier to play, books should be easier to read, and shows should be simple to understand"

A hundred unblinking eyes are fixed on you.

GUYS GUYS GUYS POWERWASH SIMULATOR BUT YOU'RE A TINY LITTLE MAID CLEANING A GIANT HOUSE

getting the historical dysphoria again girls

Chiwetel Ejiofor in Backrooms is so handsome i was sometimes a little distracted from being scared LOL

Nothing compares to Farscape, cos there's a muppet fellow named Rygel who is voiced by an extremely talented Shakespearean actor Jonathan Hardy, and it doesn't matter how ridiculous the fictional swearwords are, he SELLS it. You can fully believe whatever he says is profane just from the delivery.

Need three books and a movie

european dragon - impure/dry east asian dragon - pure/wet impure wet dragon - yet to be discovered

WHEN I GROW UP IM GONNA BE 3 SPACE STATIONS FUCKING

i got CBD oil up my ass i think im going into a coma

Tried to join the local Spoonerism Society branch, but they told me to fet gucked

It’s insane to me watching people from the same generation that taught my generation to stop calling everything gay and everybody a f*g posting things like “limpwristed” and “smoothgroin” etc in defense of a politician… might as well let the actual slurs fly at that point

not to get all reddit atheist but its almost like it's all bullshit and some people need to stop being peasant brained by a thin layer of gilt

The computer lost the mandate of heaven when the humble, helpful "program" was replaced with the insidious "app"

This might be one of the most insane scandals in game history When Pokemon Go players scan PokeStops, theyve been unknowingly building a detailed visual model of the world which is being sold to a military contractor to build a no-GPS positioning for the new generation of unmanned killing machines

damn girl, you play magic: the gathering? i absolutely would have guessed

*to the tune of Copacabana* Cocacloaca

There have been more than a dozen cases around the country where police use Flock to obsessively and illegally stalk people.

dont piss on MY pants and say i aint potty trained

the phrase "lipstick on a pig" has always inspired a deep sadness in me. I think of the pig, looking forward to her big night out, and I bring myself to the verge of tears.

1998 FIAT Panda 4x4 #art #illustration #automobile #car #vehicle #animestyle

Storm clouds through the archway of St Michael's tower. Photograph taken this morning on Glastonbury Tor.

BSKY DEV 1: that's the new ui update done, push it BSKY DEV 2: should we check how it looks on any other device? (beat. They LAUGH, uproariously)

I know the UK has its weird language differences but I gotta say, “protests erupt” is a strange way to spell “homes burned in racist pogrom”

*watching my car being sold off for parts* this is such an exciting new chapter in my car's history

big fan of the new UK flag

protagonist girl at the all-boys mech school who's way better than everyone else not for not some magic special bullshit but just bc she traded being allowed to transition for having a bunch of experimental body mods forced on her.

Happy hopping Tuesday 😺

ZUSIIW TIME SUSIE TIME SUSIE TIME SUSITIE STIME SUSITEIM SUSIETIME!!!!@!!!!!!!!!

I once read the only HDG fic I ever thought was worth anything. It was about a pet who ostensibly gave up but was confident evermore due to the nature of historical materialism that the Affini's fall was inevitable. I think it was deleted or else I just can't find it. Alas.