If a swingset wrote a book it would be called MY YEAR OF RUST AND OXIDATION Hahaha just a lil joke I thought of while trying not to spiral about the billionaire nazi illegally commandeering our government

Never give up, never surrender 💜🌠

At this point it wouldn’t surprise me if Zuck hired Ron Watkins to run trust and safety.

Auditioning for unconditional love

Haven’t been on here in like three weeks cuz I forgot my password lol Didn’t have the energy to reset it until now Happy 2025

Stay safe out there

still proud I built Rooftopopolis just because I wanted to make it exist. It lead to no advancements in my career whatsoever but I rented a gallery, built a city, shared it with the world for a week, and then took it down and moved on to new projects. 💜

Honestly really loved A Complete Unknown and it made me want to make great art I believe in and not slop for an algorithm

Bob Dylan movie really great. I learned one important thing: I don’t smoke cigarettes but if I did I would use matches

Asking the pastor at my mom’s Presbyterian church if I can do a 5 min guest spot

You should be allowed to clap in church if the pastor does a good job

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people who say “ping” like bro I haven’t downloaded Ping just text me

so close! this is a Pokemon

Ok nvm he wasn’t worried about this

House of Leaves but it's about a polycule

The ceo shooter is probably scared of getting caught but if he’s secretly a 6 not a 10 I bet he’s more scared of that coming out

If I were attacked by a lion I would just slow blink

mirrors answer the question, “Me?”

Petition to retire ‘raw dog’ as a verb

Amo las caricaturas de @willsantino.bsky.social (will_santino_illustration en IG)

Robert Frost : My time has come

They should invent a cookie that doesn’t crumble that way

I honestly never read past the first sentence of the holiday cooypasta

Haikus should rhyme

Search in progress (Art by @willsantino.bsky.social)

Auspicious as fuck. Like this if you also think black cats are good luck!

JESUS

Have a good Monday

There are so many animals who are silly what did that goose do to get the title?

When I was a kid my peers were addicted to singing about meatballs

(Simon and Garfunkel but they’re dogs) 🎵and the snow that is white turns to yellow

dungeons and dragons is a trick to get you to take too long doing simple math in front of your peers

Presenting you with ✨bugs✨

good morning, cotton candy skies

Guy who thinks everyone identifying as poly are polytheists

It’s so funny to think of the hateful bile and invective on Twitter as a horizon broadener.

*angels in Heaven watching 9/11* God: it’s alright guys, all part of da plan Wright brothers: right I understand that but

Hashtag literary cartoon, hashtag procrastinating

at this point just call the shoes Balance

I think it’s funny that a product’s slogan is “we make it, you own it” like yes mf that is how products work

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86 followers baby. Getting really close to 93