Anyone taking bets on when they start saying "We will be greeted as liberators?"

It is *fascinating* to me how quickly some people have gone completely from “we all must work in the office! human collaboration is vital and only happens in person!” to “I can replace all these pesky people with chatbots!” Definitely some commentary there about our society and who gets to choose.

I would pay so much money to watch a PPV of him taking a Montreal test on live TV

Oh my goddess, why did no one tell me about this till today? 🤣 A must watch 12 minutes if you need to laugh. youtu.be/dxpjzOLVRR0?...

Boomers will watch a video of a bear dancing with a crocodile and post comments like "This is why nature is beautiful" and then insist it's not AI when they get called out on it.

"Leaves on its side" "Some near trees" WHEC is simply amazing.

If you're not going to the mall with your friend so she can buy underwear for herself and her partner, are you even really friends?

Everyone follow @ellejohara.com, my awesome trans friend comic artist here in the PNW!

Oh god, we just hired a new project manager who writes things like "partner with stakeholders" unironically.

I cordially invite the "Motorcyclists carry their helmets into stores and restaurants just to look cool" discourse people to tape at least $600 in cash to the hoods of their cars whenever they exit the vehicle to run errands, as well.

Time to humblebrag about my MPG this weekend

It was a little frosty on my ride back to NY this morning

The motel clerk stopped by to drop off cleaning rags for my motorcycle, and she asked which direction I'm heading tomorrow. So I guess we're going to be riding together for 80 miles.

I should probably replace my travel utensils with metal ones

We could have had Marie Antoinette. A quick otorcycle trip through NY and PA before the snow returns in three days

I'm fascinated by the posts from people who get mad that when their partner isn't responding to their 5x/hour texts when the partner is hanging out with friends. Do they really want their partner to be the ass who's always on their phone when they're with other people?

Went for a checkout ride on the motorcycle this morning before I go on a mini trip, and was vigorously waved at by a toddler, with enthusiastic encouragement by her mom. It's spring!

I am far less excited by the updated web portal than the marketing people who keep sending emails about it seem to think

The Rochester subreddit this morning: "Hey, in case you didn't know, ice is slippery and you should be careful when walking on it." Alright.

PA Route 6 on the motorcycle this weekend? What should I stop and see?

I'm "We constantly get mail ads for ocean cruises even though the idea of going on one horrifies me" years old.

I knew that buying a motorcycle that gets 65+mpg was the right choice

My favorite part of companies using AI-generated XML files for a well documented industry standard is how they completely hallucinate random element names and can't pass even the most basic validation checks. Do those companies send them to us anyhow? Of course. Do they know how to fix them? No.

On the positive side, we now know that US anti-aircraft systems are pretty good at shooting down US aircraft

If you need the help of an artist for your book, talk to @hubblecreations.bsky.social, who made this gorgeous map for mine! 🌎

I'm a little concerned about the target audience for recipes that feel the need to mention that you should peel garlic before mincing it.

Hey, it's March. A #poem (by me):

Also Em : "Did you know that someone wrote a song about us?" open.spotify.com/track/2jP2m0...

"We're best friends because you brought car bread for our hangout"

I miss the days when attacks were named for random words found in the dictionary and not something that a 16yo incel would come up with to impress the people he mistakenly thinks are his friends

Trump wants to get his approval numbers into the low teens because those are the numbers he likes best

News organizations should really be playing clips of all the US leaders saying last June that Iran's nuclear capabilities have been completely destroyed for years to come. On continuous loop.

MAGA: I love being a Republican because I don't want the government interfering with the free market and personal freedom to do business with whoever you want. *Government threatens to force a company to do business with them, or else* MAGA: Please Daddy, hit me again and tell me what to do.

My favorite posts are the ones where people complain about having massive monthly car payments of more than $1300 and how it negatively impacts their lives, but finish up with how much they love their $110,000 WankPanzer because it make them feel so safe.

Bought a new burner for our 1957-era oven last week and you'll never guess what 90% of my ads are for now

I want my "World's Best Internet Dad" mug now

Morning.

She's not wrong

Should I make people in /r/Rochester mad by posting my RG&E bill that went up just $34 this month?

Excuse me @cnn.com , but when has he ever discussed anything? He bloviates. He pontificates. But he certainly never discusses.

One for me, and one for the Little Free Library! Can't wait, @writermollyringle.bsky.social !

Cleaned out the dining room desk today. I should definitely keep the wedding invitation from 1992 for what I think is a former co-worker, right?

Someone is calling basic maintenance on a motorcycle "safety hacks" so I should probably just leave social media permanently

It's coming, @writermollyringle.bsky.social !

The look of someone forced to hear a dad joke

We have to fill out stupid surveys to get a $400 dollar a month reduction in our health insurance costs. I wonder what they'll make of these answers

TIL on /Rochester that... nevermind. What a shit show.

I remember thinking as a teenager that it was weird how old people acted like WWII happened just a few years before but now, after thinking about my first U2 concert and when it happened, I totally understand.

I'm "Major OS updates used to include things like substantial new applications or functionality, not 'We made the icon for this program 12.7% more transparent'" years old.