Fuck, man. Not Ace.

Let's blow off work and get really high instead.

Fuck today

Fuck today

Maybe the funniest fall I've ever seen.

They done seen some shit

And it actually surpassed it.

This game is 1992 Seahawks/Broncos MNF level of awfulness.

Does every commercial have a fucking Manning in it?

This Jets drive features some of the most inept coaching I've seen. And that's saying something considering Billy Napier coaches my college team.

Fuck you, Billy Napier

Colorado students storming the field after beating Iowa State to improve to 3-4?! Have some pride.

Oh, so that's James Franklin fired then, right?

I'm just saying, today would be a pretty awesome day for it to happen.

It's Pumpkin Bread season*! *it's still 85 degrees out

Gonna find me...a hole in the wall. I'm gonna crawl inside and die.

Music got to freeeee your mind... youtu.be/3bl94rHHjc4?...

Shout out to my old man who received a posthumous kudo for volunteering for 39 years for the company that handles garbage and recycling for our area. Miss you, dude.

Mf said Lee Greenwood

While we're at it, fuck the Democratic Party leadership as a staff, a record label and a motherfucking crew. All that "Vote blue, no matter who" goes out the fucking window when the candidate isn't some centrist dickhead who wants to keep that status quo.

We're not throwing Trans people into the pit. Period.

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But the memes?!?!? Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck this guy.

Took my wife to see Papa Roach last night. While their music doesn't do much for me, have to admit they put on a damn good show.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Haven't seen a minute of Titanic

Sweetness Follows

We kept saying that we'll figure out as the season goes on, but there are zero signs that we're figuring it out all.

Fuck off

While I get bummed that my granddaughter isn't 4 years old anymore, it's pretty cool that I can sit and watch horror movies with her and introduce her to the stuff I watched at her age.

I'm just saying, today would be a pretty awesome day for it to happen.

Miss this dude in a big way.

My granddaughter always calls me old so I've been teasing her that the next time she stays at our house, I'm going to jump off the couch and give her an elbow drop, Macho Man style, while she's asleep. She's crashing with us this weekend, and I keep sending her elbow drop gifs.

New Publix ad goes into effect today. Big day over here.

A leg isn't supposed to look like that.

Bearce!!!

Bearce?!

Im sure this will work, you fucking geek.

I have to get dressed and go out and something sociable and friends, I am fucking cranky.

Gotta have more Fede!!!

Maybe it's just me, but I'd try to get Chiesa a longer run.

Should be down 5-0. Just a dogshit half of football.

Shambolic start. Get it together, Reds.

Don't worry, United. I hear ten Hag is available.

What a strike from Jensen!! Belter!

Gotta do better than that to get past Kelleher, Bruno!

That Taco Bell commercial has that Sum 41 song planted right at the front of my brain.

Don't fuck this up, Virginia.

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