Going to church with my dad as a teen, sitting through mass, leaving then watching people cut each other off, flick each other off and yell and scream trying to rush out of the parking lot.

In the spirit of Spring Break....The Crowes from 93 on MTV's Spring Break. youtu.be/7u7SP68rQ3Y?...

This Phoenix Nascar race is perfect for those that love caution laps.

When you wake up at 3:30 but it's actually 4:30 and you lose an hour of lamenting.

Don't forget to change your clock tonight from regular depression to sunny depression

He got into the catnip and is higher than I am.

He is 1000% going to vote to confirm when the time comes

Why is it when I have to fast, I daydream about every incredible meal I've ever had? My brain: Remember that cheesesteak from Subsational Subs in Gainesville that you ate before the Gov't Mule show in 2002? How good was that?

Colonoscopy prep begins. Thankfully, I don't have carpal tunnel like the last time I did this.

This is why I can't be mad when he wakes me up at 4am.

My granddaughter like to decorate shoes, so I bought a pair of white shoes, showed her b&w EVH guitar for inspiration, and asked her to decorate.

I should wake his ass up for waking me up at 4 this morning on a weekend.

Peanut Gochujang Chili Noodles.

Oh, sure. NOW you want to sleep!

Gochujang Chicken Thighs

First time watching Breakfast At Tiffany's since there's nothing on TV tonight.

Nah, fuck them too.

The Exorcist and Uncut Gems. Great films but I'm good.

Me: I know pantyhose are a little dated but I love how they even out my skin tone Teller: So is this not a robbery? Me: No, it is

Ok, now I'm emotional

Steak-Umms

The Summer Olympics should do something like this except it's the Track & Field athletes running around like the end of The Benny Hill Show.

Good boy hanging out with me this morning.

new executive order just dropped. they're lowering the 5 second rule to 4 seconds. what the fuck man.

Miss you, dude.

cause its ash wednesday check it and see i mark my forehead in the shape of a T

Pop had Genco, look what I got

I got to hang out and pet this amazing dog today.

Little Feat. That is all.

Rafi bomb!

The Gator Boys stay hot. Bring on, Kentucky.

Hearing about Mox makes me very thankful I have a colonoscopy consult on Friday. Rest easy, man.

It’s Leslie Nielsen’s birthday & this is still the greatest gag in the history of comedy.

Seeing the Lil Stepstool leader guy is sad makes this so much better.

Now every place I've ever bought Seahawks gear from now sending me emails to buy stuff. Good problem

Aaaaaaaaaaaaand....exhale

Like,you can just order a regular cheeseburger.

This implies the existence of a crapload of Torgos.

Go Hawks

Every time I think I finally understand what's going on in a curling match, I realize don't. Still like it though.

My new buddy up early with me watching the Olympics.

He does this every Friday.

Terrible news: I'm actually contemplating starting a podcast. You've been warned. Because what the world truly needs is another podcast hosted by some middle-aged white dude.

This version of Diamond In The Rough that Shawn Colvin does with Sarah Jarosz, Steuart Smith and Lyle Lovett is one of the most beautiful pieces of music I've ever heard. Starts at 8:06. youtu.be/PsWHE73-Va8?...

Ever folding, Chuck. Actual footage of Chuck negotiating: youtu.be/t1HQPZpwWeA?...

Le Centre Bell for hockey Bristol Motor Speedway for a night race Note Dame Stadium for CFB

A taste of what to expect for the maga halftime show.

"I call it the 'Woke Bowl' because I've always been dumber than a fucking fence post."